When he does the bare minimum

hateitherexx · 2021-05-27T07:34:42+00:00

This stuff is so corny 😭😭!!

A grown person that does not know how to cook or clean is not a reliable adult, let alone capable of a mature relationship 😐

curlybeatbox · 2021-05-27T08:44:06+00:00

When he breathes and his heart pumps blood around his body

radsera99 · 2021-05-27T08:48:53+00:00

This is what every single woman in a relationship does and a hundred times more

NiBBasBeCrazy · 2021-05-27T08:19:51+00:00

The bar is in the 3rd circle of hell

Far_from_deceived · 2021-05-27T10:08:34+00:00

Women already do all that (cooking, cleaning, making them cum) plus MAAAAANY other things.

They doing the bare minimum is acting like a king 🤮

Twolipz_78 · 2021-05-27T09:47:37+00:00

He can do all this and still cheat on you!

SqueaksScreech · 2021-05-27T11:08:46+00:00

This gives me the same vibes as the early 2010s "if he does the dishes give him a blow job" posts.

purasangria · 2021-05-27T09:25:33+00:00

Everyone deserves a medal for the bare minimum!

Seriously, the bar is so low for men, that just doing the Bare minimum, men get a gold star and a cookie. 🙄

arnezuara · 2021-05-27T08:52:22+00:00

When men stop actively trying to romanticize the bare minimum (& women stop contributing to it), our society will start thriving.

Throw a man out if he thinks that bare minimum should be rewarded.

millrice · 2021-05-27T15:52:58+00:00

So flattering the bar is below the floor

ShegoGreen · 2021-05-27T09:11:26+00:00

The bar is too low. I'm attracted to very successful men in business with integrity and kindness.

secularwitch · 2021-05-27T12:43:49+00:00

This is hilarious 😂 The way they talk about men as if they are incompedent kids or animals and the joyful appreciation of him doing extremely basic stuff 😂

Novemberinthechair · 2021-05-27T11:04:58+00:00

Is this wisdom? Also, if does all of those things, like he's supposed to, I may want to dump him anyway for a legit reason. I don't have to keep him, he's not a fucking unicorn because he does his part.

3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rn · 2021-05-27T13:04:58+00:00

When he wipes! Lawd have mercy!

haunted_vcr · 2021-05-27T08:39:05+00:00

basics.jpg

sleepykittn · 2021-05-27T11:17:04+00:00

So how women have always treated men, but dont keep us.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-05-27T15:57:07+00:00

When he does his damn job!

catlady4u · 2021-05-27T11:29:27+00:00

How about if he works, doesn't cheat, and isn't abusive? Maybe he's a keeper, but time will tell. I hate these stupid FYI memes.

poppinkitty · 2021-05-27T12:37:32+00:00

"Treats you like a queen"..he didn't even do anything. Since when doing the basic household tasks means queen treatment. Shower me with diamonds then we'll talk.

Condom-Ad-Don-Draper · 2021-05-27T13:42:44+00:00

If he puts the lid down does he get boyfriend of the year?

driverslicensebyOR · 2021-05-27T16:23:52+00:00

this is why i cringe at things like “competence is sexy”. the bar is so underground to the point where knowing the absolute basics of cooking and keeping your space nest-free = being treated like a queen

ivy176 · 2021-05-27T12:01:46+00:00

What if he does that for his nesting partner and 3 other poly lovers too? He might have a lot of spare time for romance, cause he's unemployed atm

ItsFreezen · 2021-05-27T11:52:58+00:00

This is the minimum.

Title	When he does the bare minimum
Author	Jingoboi
Upvotes	450
Comments	38
Date	May 27, 2021 6:40 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/nm1dvl/when_he_does_the_bare_minimum/
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