Fuck Marry Kill

prettydrunk23 · 2017-10-02T18:11:14+00:00

Marry pembayliss or lewis cross or whatever his name is now so I can dead bedroom him and force him to watch Disney movies with me while knowing they're not accurate depictions of real life the whole time

Fuck that atlas lady 'cause even though she's a cunt she's pretty funny.

Kill...Dunno, I'm not violent since I'm not a dude. Maybe an incel since no one likes them anyways.

shoup88 · 2017-10-02T18:38:13+00:00

I would fuck SkinnySweaty - or maybe buartha

I would marry sardonis

I would then kill skinnysweaty

Scurvemuch · 2017-10-02T18:50:09+00:00

Fuck - u/theaimsamurai

marry - u/darla10

Kill - u/Skinnysweatychad

i_have_a_semicolon · 2017-10-02T19:12:49+00:00

If I was single...

I'd fuck a bunch of virgins. That's fun to do.

I'd marry the hottest virgin.

And I would kill everyone who thinks sluts r bad mkay

notworthmuch20xx · 2017-10-02T18:02:19+00:00

whats the point in men answering this, none of the women here are single

Atlas_B_Shruggin · 2017-10-02T18:10:32+00:00

Fuck: /u/LewisCross

Marry /u/atlas_b_shruggin

Kill /u/theiamsamurai

TheBookOfSeil · 2017-10-02T19:10:49+00:00

Ummm....... I don't really know anyone, so I can't say. I wouldn't want to say fuck or marry someone that isn't single, and killing someone that I don't know isn't cool....

Oh, well. What the hell!

Fuck: Um...... TheBlackQuill? Just because she likes cats, and sounds cute, I guess. To make things more anonymous, why not blindfold each other. That might be fun.

Marry: I_have_a_semicolon. Just because we sound similar.

Kill: prettydrunk23. Just because they are the first commenter on this post.

Tyler_Gatsby · 2017-10-02T19:48:32+00:00

Fuck u/atlas_b_shruggin, anybody who's that feisty and mean has to be some good "P."

Guess maybe marry u/RockinSocksll, since she's probably had enough D now that if I rocked her socks off, it might mean something to her. She also seems pretty chill, and we could probably agree not to touch each other's booty holes.

Guess kill the next incel who tells me Elliott Roger is a saint or hero.

Atlas_B_Shruggin · 2017-10-02T20:03:44+00:00

Fuck: MY NIGGER /u/GROOVYEFS

Marry: /u/lewiscross because while I argue with him strenuously here about ideas I think he is one of the best of men and deserves to have a woman who appreciates men treat him respectfully and with kindness

Kill: hm. I don't want to kill anyone but I'd love to give a few smug, chortling, mean spirited BPs my patented life changing "gun in mouth" character therapy technique

LewisCross · 2017-10-02T20:14:15+00:00

Fuck: u/arthurmacarthur, u/shoup88, u/atlas_b_shruggin. Because dem big titties. EDIT: Oh yeah, and u/smurfesmurferson too. Cuz she loves me and she's got.... experience.

Marry: u/sublimemongrel. She can support me on her teh awesum lawyering while I serve as her kitchen bitch/kept man. Then when I've fathered her kids, I will divorce rape her, take the kids, and take MY half of HER shit, make her pay alimony forever, and live in her house that I get in the divorce settlement, spending the money on hookers and blow.

Kill - eh, none of you, really. Because we need to keep you Bloopies around so we never forget who and what you are really all about. Don't go changing, Bloopers. We need to remember what morons and degenerates most of you are, and how little you understand about male and female sexual nature, so we are never tempted to backslide. Now, back to the basement with all of you.

Pope_Lucious · 2017-10-03T00:59:12+00:00

There's already a universe where I've married Sublimemongrel while siring an army of libertarian super soldiers with Atlas.

The rest of the Bloops have all been killed.

LittleWindowpane · 2017-10-02T18:22:20+00:00

Fuck: u/lollygagyo. Crazy, but good in the sack.
Marry: u/philomexa.
Kill: u/Atlas_B_Shruggin

GuitarsForTheLulz · 2017-10-02T18:33:29+00:00

I'd rather play "have a beer with".

Answer: All of you fuckers.

(With one or two exceptions).

drok007 · 2017-10-02T18:37:30+00:00

Fuck: Everyone

Marry: No One

Kill: Everyone

IamTheWalkingMenu · 2017-10-02T19:26:36+00:00

This is so difficult. Can I have more than one in each category?

susandeath · 2017-10-02T20:05:56+00:00

Fuck: AtlasB Marry: goingthe distance Kill: I dunno. Can I put some of the incels in boot camp instead of kill?

-AveMaria- · 2017-10-02T20:22:51+00:00

Fuck - I can't I'm abstinent

Marry - I have a fiance already. Yayyy

Kill - u/Drok007, obviously.

theambivalentrooster · 2017-10-02T21:39:43+00:00

I'm not popular enough to get any mentions but maybe one day I will be worthy of something!!!

darla10 · 2017-10-02T19:26:02+00:00

Fuck: /u/scurvemuch because he saves lives and that's hot. Marry: /u/atlas_b_shruggin because if she were a man she'd be the perfect captain. Kill: That Greek lady who was on here a few months ago. She was annoying af.

Ascimator · 2017-10-02T22:32:13+00:00

Fuck: y'all too old for me, probably. I'm picky.
Marry: ditto.
Kill: Samurai, probably

IckyStickyPoo · 2017-10-02T23:19:05+00:00

Marry: All the MGTOWs who post here in one mass ceremony

Fuck: None of them. Dead bedroomed right from day one

Kill: No one. I'm a pacificist

cxj · 2017-10-03T05:50:59+00:00

Fuck: u/drunkgirl69

Marry: u/hyperrreal cuz I'm an faggot

Kill: that bish from Texas from like a year ago who was way too normie for Reddit and sphere stuff

Love8Death · 2017-10-02T18:04:05+00:00

One woman isn't enough for me as I'm a True Alpha^TM, so, I'd use my non-supernatural powers to combine all the non-women-women into one super amazingly awesome not-woman-woman to fuck, marry myself(duh), and kill all the other men out of my fragile masculine ego being unable to cope with jealousy.

Sorry bros, it's just business.

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Scurvemuch · 2017-10-02T18:00:30+00:00

does marry involve db, or can they try to dread me out of it?

goatismycopilot · 2017-10-02T18:18:02+00:00

Is this like a real marriage where I have to spend time with them or for visa purposes?

Title	Fuck Marry Kill
Author	figthief
Upvotes	3
Comments	152
Date	October 2, 2017 5:58 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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