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Spitting at someone

TWS-Colt

January 9, 2020
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Title Spitting at someone
Author

TWS-Colt

Upvotes 11581
Comments 466
Date January 9, 2020 6:02 PM UTC
(6 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/emdcuk/spitting_at_someone/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/spitting-at-someone.1201524
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[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButt 1806 points1807 points1808 points 6 years ago2 (42 children) | Copy Link

Hah, hit so hard she stiffened up and toppled like Saddam's statue

[–]Bombinic 278 points279 points280 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

Savagery

[–]funinsun10 370 points371 points372 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link

Equal rights and lefts

[–]TacoLubricator 200 points201 points202 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

these hands bisexual

[–]Kenny-Man 76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Rated E for everyone

[–]WorthlessDrugAbuser 28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

So you jerk guys off? JK

[–]TacoLubricator 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

hell yea brother

[–]WorthlessDrugAbuser 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Count me in on the next circle jerk!

[–]Xtreme_Fapping_EE 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

yES.

[–]sdp1981 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

As long as my dick doesn't spit on me.

[–]santaclause992 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Didn't even needed to jerk, came right away after seeing the stiff leg

[–]BryanCruz1942 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahaha!!!!

[–]sorearm 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

ooooo yeah, they want equal rights - they get em, with a swift left too! :)

[–]Bombinic 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I guess so, huh?

[–]Kipawa18 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Underrated comment right there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I laughed so hard!!

[–]almostalmostalmost 79 points80 points81 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Looked like one of those fainting goats

[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButt 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn, you're not wrong

[–]AlphaPooch 37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link

Fencing Response?

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Yup, he slapped her into the shadow realm

[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButt 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Slapped the SOUL out that bitch

[–]DylanTheG999 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

What soul lmao

[–]SomeSqueakyCleanButt 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The gross, mucousy thing this bitch probably calls a personality.

[–]scottishlad09 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Ha shadow realm, mortal kombat popped into my head there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 2 ADDITIONAL CARDS

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Guess she's gonna be arguing with Yugi for eternity.

[–]DocHoliday79 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago* (7 children) | Copy Link

Indeed. albeit common on arms; it can happen on legs too. Brain damage anyone?

[–]I_creampied_Jesus 45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

One can only hope. There is nothing more disgusting, more deserving of an ass-whooping than spitting in another person’s face. I have had people insult me or threaten me and throw punches at me (and even connect a little), but unless I feel in actual danger I won’t usually hit the person - I don’t need to prove anything physically. If you spit in my fucking face though that’s an entirely different story and I will fucking attack you, without hesitation.

It is the scummiest, lowest, most cowardly, disgustingly disrespectful thing you can do to another person and you fucking deserve everything coming your way as a consequence if you do it. It enrages me to even think another person thinks they have the right to do that.

[–]baskura 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

But what if someone creampies you?

[–]DocHoliday79 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

You will be in for a surprise!

[–]baskura 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ooooooh you flirt!

[–]Xerfus 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Within 9 months?

[–]taco_eatin_mf 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Awe.. that’s different

[–]MetaCognitio 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Triggermortice.

[–]Hippocampusground 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s brain damage. Fencing!

[–]WhiskyTango3 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Looked like one of those fainting goats to me.

[–]aphextwin007 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

🏅

[–]Simhockey2005 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Honestly that was really a bad response. Someone spits on you you don’t probably break their jaw

[–]SteeperVirus05 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

🤯

[–]SirCelestial 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

r/rareinsults

[–]ReptarKanklejew 1028 points1029 points1030 points 6 years ago (42 children) | Copy Link

I'll never understand spitting on someone and not expecting them to swing on your ass. It's disgusting and such a sign of disrespect.

[–]NRMusicProject 324 points325 points326 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

It's also considered assault or battery in many states.

[–]AShiggles 121 points122 points123 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Some states differentiate that as biological assault which carries heavier penalties. She would have been better off swinging at him.

[–][deleted] 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s the thing... the type of people who spit definitely have something

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Yikes. What else is considered biological assault?

[–]Lockout_CE 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I guess peeing on someone, or pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone probably.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I wonder if unintentional vomiting counts

[–]Lockout_CE 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don’t think so because assault revolves around intent. You have to knowingly (or recklessly) do something to someone with the intent to cause them harm for it to be assault. Maybe it’s possible, but I think most things that truly happen by accident fall under negligence rather than assault, if anything.

I think there’s some gray area with assault though where you can “recklessly” assault someone rather than “knowingly” assault someone, but I don’t know how that works exactly. Maybe you caused harm to someone by doing something generally harmful to others, but maybe didn’t mean to specifically harm that specific individual? I’m not sure, I’m not a lawyer, so I probably should stop talking.

But intentionally throwing up on someone would be impressive, but also biological assault lol

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Probably, in a way it's more dangerous than just punching someone because you don't know what kind of diseases the other person has.

[–]deathcpt 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Flinging your HIV infected blood at people. That may become attempted murder though.

[–]NateHiggurs 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There are specific crimes such as 'knowingly infecting with HIV'

[–]IdiotWithABlueCar 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Same in Britain. Cops will even put spit hoods on a suspect if they start spitting at them

[–]ShaqaLackin 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Its a felony in my state :)

[–]Forcefedlies 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Everyone on reddit knows this because that’s where you learned it and wanted to be the guy in the thread today.

[–]CJ_Bug 75 points76 points77 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

One time in elementary school a girl spit at me because she thought it was gross that I spit on the ground sometimes, and being the petty shit I was as a kid, I just chased her trying to spit on her as revenge instead

[–]Supreme_Junkie21 69 points70 points71 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

This is how fetishes are born

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

This is what dreams are made of*

[–]ReactiveAmoeba 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Sweet dreams are made of these

FTFY

[–]Faasnat 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Who am I to disagree?

[–]momoranger 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ok

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So how long y'all been married?

[–]unrealisation 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ok

[–]NullWorld2068 -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Ok

[–]ArthurHaroldKaneJnr 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

K.O.

[–]efactory 18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

A pussy pass thing, I guess. I don't know any dudes who don't know if you spit on someone, you better know how to fight, duck or run.

[–][deleted] 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]efactory 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Absolutely true. I also don't know any dudes who wouldn't expect and get ready for retaliatory street justice for an act like that. ;)

[–]george_ganna_ 29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I was wearing a poncho in school cause I found it and one of my friends came up to me in the hallway and asked why and i said because and he spit on my poncho..... waste of a good poncho

[–]xPofsx 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

So... You just threw it away?

[–]george_ganna_ 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah. It was a plastic disposable one so it's all good

[–]beehe 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Happy cake day

[–]ReptarKanklejew 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thank you!

[–]monkeyapesc 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I remember seeing security footage from a store of two cholos bumping into each other. One turns and spits on the other. The guy who got spit on pulled a gun and shot and killed him. Don't fuck with people.

[–]Napalmeon 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Never mind the level of disrespect that it carries. Why would you try and get tough with someone this much bigger than you are? It's just not a good look.

[+]ilkikuinthadik -6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

It's such an instinctive reaction, hard to not act in the heat of the moment

[–]JesseLaces 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

...spitting on someone? Get help.

[–]ilkikuinthadik -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

Thanks dr

Edit: you are all stooges for thinking I was talking about spitting and not reacting to being spat on. It's like you people only hear what you want to hear so you can scratch your itch of being outraged

[–][deleted] 439 points440 points441 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Damn, she toppled like a tree in the forest lol

[–]thrwawayanyway 80 points81 points82 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

'Tiiiimmberrr! BAM Trauma leg shakes'

[–]lituationdoe 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

But everyone heard it

[–]SleepDeprivedUserUK 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If a thot falls to the ground and no white-knights are around to hear it.....

[–]pbrulesbigtime 352 points353 points354 points 6 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link

Confidence 100. Brains 0.

[–]Ilikeyouyourecool 122 points123 points124 points 6 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

Obscure example: Never put faith in having the right away when you're on a motorcycle. Cars will fuck you up.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points70 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

That's exactly why I sold my motorcycle. You can do everything right and still get killed because some asshole needs to cut you off and get to McDonald's before breakfast is finished being served.

[–]Ilikeyouyourecool 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The best places(s) to ride are in the mountains/country. I live in a beach town and cruising the strip is amazing but if I were back in the city forgetaboutit

[–]anonymous_212 29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I know a guy who taught motorcycle safety for 20 years and was run off the road by a guy in a delivery van who changed lanes right into him and claimed to not see him. Poor guy lost the use of one of his arms and has needed 30 surgeries on the many broken bones and skin grafts. And yet I still ride my motorcycle.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I guess some people are wired differently, like yourself. I had too many close calls from shit other people did and was like fuck all this. Same thing with skydiving. I did that once, and was more terrified than enjoying it. I would do it if I had to to eject a plane, or war or something, but a lot of people truly find joy in that kind of stuff.

[–]ShutupandADHD 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

They have all day breakfast now.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

*right of way

[–]PuffPuffFayeFaye 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Boneappletea?

[–]JakeDC 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes. Someone should post this to r/boneappletea right away!

[–]Iwantmypasswordback 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

In the wild! r/boneappletea

[–]redoilokie 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

For all intensive purposes.

[–][deleted] 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]lragland 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

It’s not just missing a word though. He wrote right away instead of right of way.

[–]pattyfritters 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oops. I'm an ass. My bad.

[–]gamble808 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL it’s “right of way” not “right away”.

Also as a motorcyclist I agree.

[–]cbrmickrr 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

As a motorcyclist, I second this message.

[–]alexiawins 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Right away? You mean right of way? lol

r/boneappletea

[–]Evil_This 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

right of way

[–]SleepDeprivedUserUK 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Obscure example: Never put faith in having the right away when you're on a motorcycle. Cars will fuck you up.

Other obscure example: Never put faith in having the right away when you're in a car. Lorries will fuck you up.

[–]Ginger-saurus-rex -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

the right away

Retard

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

I see it over and over again, but women don't realize how much stronger men actually are than they are.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

My wife can't tip the couch to get the dog's toy. I can put it on my shoulders, and carry it out of the house like a canoe.

[–]srtor 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Confidence 0, Brains 0, stupidity 100. FTFY.

[–]redditUserError404 355 points356 points357 points 6 years ago* (66 children) | Copy Link

It’s really messed up to spit on someone. Spit can carry all sorts of really bad stuff and it’s considered battery.

Edit: assault changed to battery. Assault is a threat, battery is the actual harm so battery is even worse.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

It's also the ultimate act of disrespect. Anyone who spits on someone better have a damn good reason and be able to defend themselves.

[–]dave_mutt 29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Other than "it was accidental" or "you asked me to", I can't think of a single reasonable excuse lol

Edit: "You were on fire!"

[–]Ragnarok314159 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Or they just told a really solid joke and you took a big drink.

[–]dave_mutt 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yup, this qualifies

[–]Jugad 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's not spitting... that's giving a shower.

[–]UltraCuteOfDeath 72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (56 children) | Copy Link

So punching someone after being spit on is self defense?

Mainly curious because my understanding is swing first and it’s assault, swing second it is self defense

[–]Martial-FC 91 points92 points93 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

it’d probably hinge on him affording a decent lawyer if charged. But she’s clearly assaulted him and transferred bodily fluids that have the potential to spread disease which is its own crime in some jurisdictions. Defending oneself with an open handed strike from the continued threat of being targeted with bodily fluids doesn’t reach the threshold of assault.

[–]xRisingSunx 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

it’d probably hinge on him affording a decent lawyer if charged.

"Almost" but you're on the right track. Had a friend with a public defender that got him off for swinging on a guy who spit on him. Case was basically this...

Mr. Doe retaliated against Mr. Dumbass in order to neutralize the threat, as Mr. Doe had the sincere belief Mr. Dumbass was going to assault him again.

[–]Musical_Whew 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

thats guy v guy. Dont courts generally side with women in assault cases?

[–][deleted] 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]Martial-FC 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That’s your contribution? Please you’ve shown yourself to be exactly what you claim I am.

[+]lsDoctor -13 points-12 points-11 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I'm not lawyer but I'm pretty sure that's an assault

[–]SlapMyCHOP 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

The punch and the spit are both a battery. The dude will try to argue self-defense and provocation.

Self-defence is not limited to be "measured with nicety" ie you may defend yourself above the bare minimum force. But he would likely fail in this case due to his aggressive swing that does not match the level of threat she is displaying.

He will probably be found liable in battery with the defence of provocation reducing the damages payable to her significantly.

[–]yepimbonez 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Idk man what if you thought she had aids? I feel like even lethal force is necessary at that point.

[–]SlapMyCHOP -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

It's not a reasonable assumption that she would have aids. If you knew she had aids, it would be different but it would be your duty to prove she did AND you knew.

Not only that, but given the case law, I think the abysmally low chance of transmission through saliva would factor into the judge's reasoning that it is not a matter of life and death.

[–]yepimbonez 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Idk what she has and I’m also not an expert on the transmission of HIV other than knowing it’s communicable through bodily fluids. There is no burden of proof on that. If someone points a gun at me idk if that shits loaded and I don’t have to prove that it is to defend myself. You stick to the fact that you were fearful for your life or at least your health.

[–]SlapMyCHOP -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Are you a lawyer? There is a burden of proof on that. The likelihood of transmission factors into the judge's consideration. After proving the elements of a tort (here, just that contact occured, which is the punch), the onus is on the dude to prove any defence. That includes any necessary elements of said defence ie her having the disease and the likelihood of infection.

In simple terms, hypotheticals have little bearing on a court (ie "what if she has X?")

[–]tmoneSpends too much time with ass cheeks spread apart 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

naw. preemptive striking can be completely legal.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Striking first is not battery. You can physically defend yourself from assualt which only requires the reasonable fear of battery, not actually being struck. If I cock my fist back and you shoot me in the face, you have just lawfully defended yourself from assualt and therefore probable battery.

[–]thorndawg1337 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link

I was wrong

Depending on the state that "shoot me in the face" part can be muddy. See it has to have a proportional response. In ky at least just cause someone goes to punch you doesn't mean you can respond with lethal force. You have to believe your life is in danger. Yes you can respond with physical violence, but not lethal violence. Now if you had a hammer in your hand that's a different story.

[–]AsteRISQUE 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Adding on to this (for most stand your ground laws), and by using the power of Google Scholar:

Given that the assailant is aggressive to you or someone in close proximity,

  1. Guy has something in their hands? Appropriate to use lethal force.

  2. Guy is reaching into their pocket? Appropriate to use lethal force.

  3. Guy is getting closer to you after you've backed up a considerable distance? This usually means you ran away, screaming for help, and the guy still chases you. Appropriate to use lethal force.

  4. Guy says "[they're] gonna kill you now," you might get convicted of a manslaughter charge even if you ran away/ asked for help (call police)/ etc.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Absolutely wrong. More people are killed by hammers than guns, you do know that right? So a reasonable person, which is the standard, considers all potentially lethal force justification for potentially lethal response. Fists kill people all the time too. So do bodily fluids. You are never required to suffer physical battery to spare your batterer.

[–]thorndawg1337 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Well you know what? You're absolutely... right. Yeah you're right. Just did my research. I misunderstood a certain aspect of it. You can use lethal force to protect yourself from unlawful physical force. My bad.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Huh, see something new every day. Respect to you internet stranger. Now in stand your ground states you have to ratchet that back just one more notch. The reasonable threat of unlawful force is enough to protect a lethal response.

[–]Timsta180 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Source?

I’ve been through many classes on the subject and have always understood you only have the right to match force used against you.

Simply put, only if your life is in imminent danger or grievous bodily harm is going to befall you, may you use lethal force. -A fun that you legally possess and carry.

[–]jixxor 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I would be surprised if it wasn't. At least in Germany, self defense also includes defending one's honour and I'd say getting spit in the face in public is harming that for sure.

[–]CuckPatrol 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

See why is this not the case in America of all places? Guy swings, I punch back, we both get arrested...I’m not out here trying to fight people but you better believe I’m not gonna stand down like a pussy either lol

[–]SexlessNights 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Lol this is why it’s not the case in America 🤣😂

[–]Anon_64 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Except, it is the case in America. You are 100% entitled to defend yourself if someone assaults you. And spitting is assault.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" -4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

No spitting is assualt and battery and in some places an additional charge. Assault is causing a reasonable person to fear violence, it requires no actual violence.

[–]Anon_64 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Uh yeah, that doesn’t detract from my statement. You came off as super intelligent, though.

[–]Matt22blaster 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Apparently. I've watched lots of videos of cops absolutely slamming then wrecking handcuffed people for spitting on them. I've always known you can be charged with battery, but according to video police have free rein to "defend themselves" if they're spat on

[–]Ragnarok314159 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Now he is bleeding on me. Hit him harder!

[–]Skylinerr -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago* (14 children) | Copy Link

Don't believe these people. As justified as I think he was, legally it absolutely was not self-defense. He hit her after she spit on him and was turning away. It was in retribution. It's the same reason you can't shoot someone AFTER they beat you up. You're not defending yourself at that point.

You have to be able to prove that the force used was necessary to repel aggression.

person is privileged to use such force as reasonably appears necessary to defend him or herself against an apparent threat of unlawful and immediate violence from another.

George E. Dix, Gilbert Law Summaries: Criminal Law xxxiii (18th ed. 2010 (original emphasis);

You could argue up a storm about why you think hitting someone after the fact is necessary to stop more potential spitting, ie she woudl've came back, but that's why they say both unlawful AND immediate violence. It would never hold up as a defense. People try the affirmative self defense all the time in these cases and it has never worked.

It has nothing to do with gender or opinion on whether she deserved it. Sorry to break up the circlejerk, but thems is just the facts.

Be very careful committing crimes in retribution or anger. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperfect_self-defense

TLDR

Should he be allowed to hit her in this case? Yes.

Is he legally? No.

[–]Ih8rice 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She wasn’t turning away to leave. It was her body bracing for severe impact. Unfortunately she turned into the slap instead of away from it. Dumb ho.

[–]Matt22blaster 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She was turning to wind up for a career ending haymaker. He did the right thing.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

This is why we have jury nullification though.

[–]Skylinerr 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Bro once again, I do not disagree that he should be able to hit someone who was spitting on him, but it's just not the case legally

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You guys are arguing what should be the case, not what actually is the case.

The guy we replied to didn't ask if you think the law should be superseded via a precedent changing jury nullification, he asked if it's currently the case legally.

[–]Sir-Psycho_Sexy 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So what's our actual move then? Clearly we don't just walk away. That would Fucking kill me.

[–]Skylinerr 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah no. Smashing her in the face is the absolutely appropriate response.

Legally I guess you're supposed to just report it and hope the police do their job properly instead of just laughing at you for being spit on.

[–]Sir-Psycho_Sexy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ugh. Not a resolution, at all.

Being held accountable for your actions legally sucks, if you're a man apparently.

[–]mrheh 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There is no such thing as self-defense. I know because I went through this shit as a teenager. If you can run and aren't locked in a room with someone there is basically no self-defense.

[–]Matt22blaster 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

You have the privilege to use reasonable force to protect yourself from another’s use of imminent, unlawful force.

She was invading his personal space in a threatening manner and she spit on him. Where I'm from nobody spits on someone unless they're ready to fight. He had every reason to believe that the spittle would be followed with haymakers and possibly a weapon. Since she's a woman who's less likely to physically defend herself, it's even more likely that she possesses a dangerous weapon. He justifiably neutralized a threat.

[–]Skylinerr 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

You sound like the type of person that would represent themselves in court. No one cares where you're from or how you interpret the law. It's still clear on this exact case. https://www.quora.com/Can-I-legally-punch-someone-if-they-spit-on-me

Here's the top result if you google it. The top answer is an actual attorney.

http://klebanofflaw.com/meet-greg-klebanoff

This is a common case I'm telling you guys. You can't hit someone because they spit on you. You can't hit them just because they push you. You should be able to but you can't. Not if you want to claim affirmative defense. You are not using reasonable force to stop an imminent threat in the eyes of the law.

You're not going to break some new ground and get a standing ovation in a court by pointing out how unfair the law is. You won't get an jury nullification. You most likely will get exactly what everyone else gets when they hit someone for instigating them into a fight. an Imperfect Self-defense at best, or a battery charge at worst.

I don't get why you guys are acting like this is my opinion or I'm somehow defending the girl.

Show me one case where someone has successfully claimed self defense in this common scenario.

Please just one. All court cases are public record.

You're idiots. I'm done with this thread.

[–]Matt22blaster 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I apologise, it's difficult to convey sarcasm via text... I said "He had every reason to believe that the spittle would be followed with haymakers and possibly a weapon".

After watching the video I thought it would be obvious I was joking. Read that again and watch the video immediately after. I promise it'll be funnier.

[–]Skylinerr 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah you're you're right it's pretty obviously sarcasm now that I reread it. I was still being defensive from replying to all these armchair lawyers my bad.

[–]Matt22blaster 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I understand my bad

[–]CitizenBum 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

In the USA each state can define in their own terms what assault/battery is. Add further confusion for what the layman’s terms for each is vs their legal definition is and you get a lot of confused people. Some stats being physical with someone is assault, while others it is battery, and other states label it as assault and battery.

[–]redditUserError404 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Let’s just chalk it up to, don’t spit on people, lol.

[–]Lilmaggot 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

In Canada - assault is when you hit someone or spit on them. Threats are verbal. There’s no battery (that I know of).

[–]atineo21 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Would he get charges for hitting her back? Forget it someone already asked

[–]lastatlas_ 61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Assault & battery whatever... Don't spit on someone and expect to get off Scott free. Fucking disgusting little creature.

[–]DJ_8Man 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

It's a good thing that someone got that on video. I seriously doubt that she'd be able to tell anyone what happened. For her that must have been like magic. One second she's spitting on someone and the next thing she knows, it's two days later and she's in the hospital.

[–]Katlunazul 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

With her leg still up?

[–]fantastic_feb 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Abra Spitabra! boom!

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

That stiff leg

[–]RC-Compton 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's doin the stanky leg!

[–]LittleRedGenie 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She fell like a fainting goat

[–]AntonioRodrigo 31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

she ded

[–]Zeropoint88 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

+1 I laughed way too hard at this. Sometimes its the simplest comment that gets ya.

[–]polerize 44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Probably gotten away with that shit all her life. You don’t just spit on someone out of nowhere. I feel bad for people who have to take that shit or risk losing their job or jail time. Because you can bet when the police come it’s the big dude who is getting cuffed

[–]TorBrit 94 points95 points96 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Lmao. Dumb little fucker. What did it think was going to happen.

[–]forsythebenjamin 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It lmao

[–]Ultimation12 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She fell over stiff as a board. That means she's made of wood, right? And if she's made of wood, she must be a witch!

[–]bjsanchez 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She turned me into a newt!

I got better...

[–]farleys2 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

He chop, he chop...she drop, she drop!

[–]funinsun10 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Equal rights and lefts

[–]life2thefullest 30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Tiiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeeeer!

[–]tharkyllinus 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

she assaulted him with a biological weapon. spraying bio hasards all over his face. Who know what shes carrying. she needed what she got.

[–]unwishedduck 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Discombobulate

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why couldn't they post the original video? Why record a phone?

[–]cmon_now 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Reminds me of those goats that will randomly freeze and fall over

[–]Theuplink777 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Her legs wiggling then getting stiff had me thinking the same thing.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Strangely satisfying to watch over an over

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I'd do the same probably. I'd honestly rather a girl punch me than spit on me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Same. Spitting is just so low. Yuck.

[–]Bruxae 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd rather take a punch than be spit on, not only is it degrading but so disgusting.. Totally deserved.

[–]djdedeo0 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's the product of female superhero movies and 3rd wave feminism. She finally got met with reality. She'll continues to get planked like that because she's been programmed with faulty software.

[–]alvintostig85 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

That was fun to watch

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Best 4 second video ive ever seen on reddit

[–]sextmeMtl 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Willy Wonka punched that Oompa Loompa into dreamland.

[–]MiddleAgedMGTOW 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Out go the lights..

[–]InevitableTwo4 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Clearly suffering major brain damage. And then she took a stiff right to the jaw and finished the job. Good riddance, people who spit on others absolutely 1000% deserve everything they get. Most disgusting thing you can do in a public space like that, I mean not the most 'disgusting' thing but in general society it definitely is.

[–]Snowball-79 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She went all fainting goat!

[–]chandlarrr 22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Rare footage of Iran launching missiles at a U.S. base.

[–]Overworldhero -4 points-3 points-2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

XD

[–]forsythebenjamin 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Why is this downvoted lol

[–]Overworldhero 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Haters gonna hate

[–]SuccMeAss0 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fuccin one shot

[–]granolanutbars 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Drake tired of her wearing less and going out more

[–]RealGlitchie 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bruh she fell like a jenga tower

[–]govnaBdB 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She got CLAPPED holy fuck

[–]mickcheck 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Love this video

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She just got bopped

[–]furry8 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She thought she was Captain Marvel?

[–]gooniesneversaydye 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She fell like one of those fainting goats.

[–]sorearm 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm hearing the song and words 'Boom, bitch, get outta the way, get out the way ...'

She felt the hard patriarchy slapping her bitch ass down

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

beautiful. I've always felt spitting at someone is the most degrading thing you can do so the victim has EVERY right to take his/her reply as far as they want to.

[–]bailingjenry 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She’ll never do that again.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I doubt that, she wont remember what she did to end up on the ground man smacked the life out of her sent her memories back to last tuesday

[–]Canisluous1558 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That was so nice i had to watch it twice.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Only twice its 4 seconds long definitely worth at least a full five play throughs for 20 seconds heck I could watch it for 5 minutes and it wouldnt be too much

[–]thilonash 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The thing that always gets me is these woman do something like that and then immediately turn their back on them. Like to be that sure that there aren’t gonna be any consequences is baffling to me.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Im just gonna spit on him and walk away yeah thats how i win this confrontation this plan iS FOOLPROOF

[–]l-_l- 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Even knocked out she can't keep her legs closed.

[–]FishstickIslesif I saw a Mermaid I would shag her fishy ass 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Legs look like they're in a sideways fencing reaction.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The moment he punched he identified as a woman, and that changed back to man 10 seconds later.
People call that genderfluid I guess.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm gonna do whats called a progamer move

[–]energyconsultant 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

1 clout....panty out!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

K.O.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She turned into a stone instantaneously

[–]Chickens1 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Killshot, instant rigor-mortis.

[–]JakeDC 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That looks like a fucking cartoon.

[–]mercersux 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hit so hard she was planking sideways. Haha

[–]Lowtan 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Deserved it

[–]drsherbert 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Uffff that was brutal

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You mean unnnnnnnnggggghh

[–]Gozie5 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Looks like a slap instead of a punch. She got off lightly

[–]Ceshomru 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I literally felt that in my body. Savage.

[–]ShootTheCan 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What did she expect to happen? A kiss?

[–]NobodyNoticeMe 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Spitting is considered an assault and and you do have the right to defend yourself

[–]uCry_iLoL 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Get rekt.

[–]efactory 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

haha That gravity-defying leg...

[–]SphagettiKnight 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The way she fell is hilarious

[–]StonehengeMan 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This has made my day and it’s barely 7am.

[–]pmannyy 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmaoooo

[–]SmooveTrack 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

LMAO she fell like a deat body

[–]slver6 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Wow i love equality

[–]Buttmantiss 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Pussy pass denied.

[–]_BigSur_ 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The best part was watching this video on my phone of someone watching a video on their phone.

[–]TheOneRok 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The way her legs shake as she discovers gravity gets me chuckling.

[–]Napalmeon 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Great! Now Yugi's gonna have to win a tournament to bring her back from the Shadow Realm.

[–]FewTap9 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Timbeeeer

[–]SleepDeprivedOwl 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ooof a fast high launcher. This should teach the stupid chick for using an unsafe projectile move close range.

[–]phangdaddi 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This man showed a lot of self control, Just as well he slapped and did not follow through, as she fell like a bag of potatoes. When spat on it is so tempting to punch and punch through then target

[–]pervylesboayaka 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Spitting on someone is disrespectful af, if you get punched for it you deserve it

[–]Myusername468 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Fell like a fucking tree

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Spitting at someone is one of the worst insults a person can make.

[–]Sawyers_gunstash 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The most fascinating part of this video are her legs as she hits the ground. Look how they stay stiff/somewhat apart as if they are generally suffering spasms.

This must have been one hell of a punch.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Open hand smack with full follow through and whole body pivot. Truly a smack of immense power

[–]crybaby_lane 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

she looks like one of those fainting goats

[–]tableender 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

People in Tokyo said "What was that noise?"

[–]thenotoriousdougie 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was satisfying

[–]kenneth_fugly 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

bowling pin noises

[–]Legalize_Ran-ch 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Equal rights equal fights

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Good night 😴!!!

...also look at the legs.. ha... looks like a dead hog after taking a shot to the noggin

[–]Steepah 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Looks like she is a fan of fencing. Cannot see the arms though.

[–]funinsun10 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Equal rights and lefts

[–]Furious-Tiger 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was beautiful

[–]Habenerogangsta 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Straight to the gutter, LMAO

[–]Communismsmellsbad 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Now this is why I come here.

[–]powerk21 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I came 20 minutes late... wish I was in bed when I come 20 minutes late lol

[–]zzz6776 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Laid tha bitch out

[–]control-_-freak 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Boy sure came on her with the force of a wrecking ball.

[–]CarlosAVP 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

BOOM! Goes the dynamite.

[–]Pandawolf10 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

When your little brother who's new at the game tries to fight you.

[–]ItsyaboiYuu 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She went down doin' it to em

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Satisfying

[–]KEKPOP 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I love this

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And down goes Frazier!

[–]The_Mutton_Man 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd immediately get in my car and leave after that

[–]Seculax 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

u/stabbot

[–]stabbot 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The elusive double stabalization

[–]eartha2400 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She dropped like pantries after 4 shoots of Tequila

[–][deleted] 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]grnrngr 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's likely a concussion. It's hard to see if she displayed a fencing response, but a person's limbs don't remain taught after a hit like that.

[–]otakuzod 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He smacked her soul out of her body like he was the Ancient One in Doctor Strange.

[–]ViciousKiwi_MoW 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

tit for tat

[–]Ben_Derhover 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

A hero. Get this man elected to city council.

[–]9McNuggets 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She be like Wayne Rooney

[–]Valhaella 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Tipped right the fuck over!

[–]BelgianJits 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thought it was Kanye at first

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is beautiful

[–]jasperhaan 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

her system just stopped when she was about to get punched she instantly froze

[–]DextTG 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah square up fam

[–]RomanCenturion1312 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

God damn she turned into a mannequin on the way down 😂😂

[–]SleepDeprivedUserUK 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Damn! Those straight legs means she's gonna wake up in A&E, or not at all.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

TIMBER!

[–]pissed_as_a_fart 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Light as a feather, stiff as a board

[–]jklifexxx 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He was like: “These hands Bisexual and E for Everyone”

[–]THROWAWAYTHEPPL 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Went down like a tree. She should've leave.

[–]QuatrosDesign 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Regamortise has set in.

[–]WindyCityBluez 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

On my phone, looking at a video, of a cell phone video, taken by a cell phone. 🙃

[–]thomasmith298675 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Am I a asshole for loving it when the body locks up like that? Haha

[–]rwarimaursus 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She needs sum milk!

[–]TimeBomb80 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

here cause gen sam

[–]royalgrader 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She got hit so hard physics left the chat

[–]BasementDweler 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Went cold

[–]Joseph-Stalin1878 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That man hit with the force of a train holy shit

[–]thejudge615 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hit her with the force of thor's hammer

[–]almostgraduatingsoon 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao that dude is A REAL FEMINIST

[–]peppermint-tea4me 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Wow. He had quite a bit of follow through on that punch.

[–]Nerdeinstein 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Happens when you open hand slap someone.

[–]justaweebwithmemes 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh my fuckin god miss keisha fuckin dead

[–]SaMemeM 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Legit thought he headbutted her into oblivion

[–]SoulWentMIA 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

the most satisfying thing i've seen all year

[–]doombot9 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bro that SWING

[–]Uniquenamesneeded 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She probably dead

[–]YoYouKai 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You can’t hit men, take it like a real women!

[–]downvotefraser 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If you want to be treated like a lady, act like one.

[–]Thomas-_--_- 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why she felt like a peace of wood tho?

[–]slofmfodnd 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was a good fistful of equality right there.

[–]slug-delivery-boy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Pretty sure spitting can be counted as assault, so he’s just protecting himself

[–]heccingname 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bitch just got knocked over like a fucking bowling pin

[–]Ignitable-Chimp 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Whenever I see somebody get hit and fall like that I just want to shout “timber” lol

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Given that he probably got charged with a felony for this, I'd love a background story or source article with a happy ending where he didn't get charged with a felony...

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Wonen dont really think it be like that but it do.

[–]11bNg 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Damn rocked her shit like she was a nigga

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

We all niggas now

[–]Stupyyy 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is like imagine a baby zebra going to a lion and thinking if she taunts him everything would be OK.

[–]chambertlo 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What the fuck did she think was gonna happen? Lmao.

This is what happens when feminism tells women they can thump with men. Lmao. Equal rights and lefts, cunts.

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[–]HNutz 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[–]DepressedDragonBorn 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She fell like a plank lmao

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Why do women fall like toddlers?

[–]GR122LYB3AR 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She got hit so hard she was out before he ever laid hands on her!

[–]rachelflyfree 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She said ‘timber’!

[–]IdiomMalicious 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Her whole body locked up like a fainting goat!

[–]Apollo3520 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Seeing this clip reminds me of that old guy who goes “Bitch, oooo” I’m sure someone knows what I’m talking about.

[–]QuatrosDesign 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

In this instance, gravity did its job.

[–]EzraKemp 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Here spitting on somebody is considered assault, so this would be self defence.

[–]misterbung 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Do spit, get hit.

[–]DhruvTheKid 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Classic

[–]MrBangle 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Kabinga!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Ok, the whack was well deserved, but still an overkill, damn.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thats not overkill thats follow through, if you wimp out you could hurt yourself.

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That's... Excessive

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is my favorite 4 second video ever.

[–]MichaelP71 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

TIMBERRRRRR!!!!

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[–]Pickleweede 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This made me laugh so hard!

[–]that-old-bloke 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Knocked her like a bowling pin

[–]TheREALZhizhu 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Folded

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Opposite of ragdoll physics

[–]NoriakiKakyoweenie 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

KO! PERFECT!

[–]NoriakiKakyoweenie 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Thats a street fighter reference

[–]rikwebster 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She went all dead deer on us!

[–]boblovepotato113 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Haha she tried to run away lmao

[–]rubixgodlol 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

sacked

[–]jonnythebutcher 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bam baby! You want fries with that?!

[–]Presidentcheaux 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She deserves much more than that..

[–]UnoRissen 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yikes, I thought it was a dude.

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Cow tipping

[–]the1oli_god 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

K O

[–]danitoxico 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Timbeeeer

[–]FightYight 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

How come the one who has the video on there phone isn’t the one who uploaded this

[–]Corpseconnoisseur 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hock spit, get hit.

[–]GiantsOfSF1958 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

TIMBERRRRRRRR!

[–]CardCatSakura 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She earned that, spiting on someone: them's fighting words.

[–]ipromiseimnotaNazi 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was satisfying

[–]SkullFockeren 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Love the way she just freezes in the air

[–]SandyAndTheHooks 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Her legs remind me of those fainting goats.

[–]knuddenvilde 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

TIMBER!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What do women expect to happen when they do things like this? Lol

[–]CRH2122 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He handed out a instant knockout

[–]mrmeom 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She fell like a tree

[–]MaybeHacks 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He knocked her back to factory settings

[–]FluffyCheeseStick 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh god not on the road.

[–]Joseluki 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Woah.

[–]the_mashrur 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

When he hit her 😂😂😂. Woman.exe has crashed

[–]Dudefued 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yo she fell like one of them Jenga towers damn

[–]IgorPasche 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

LUMBEEEEEEEEEEEER

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

lol that was hilarious

[–]Bigbam51 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

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[–]Sh_A1 -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

This is a bit too much. You don't have to give brain damage to her to teach her a lesson...

[–]alien-smalien 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ah well

[–]Ryry975 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

This is some premium gender equality right here. She deserved it

[–]Sh_A1 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She spits on her. What would be equal is him spitting on her, or giving her a piece of his mind, and a light hit. This is something you hit to someone to knock em out

[+]xaqeree -14 points-13 points-12 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

assault for assault??

[–]_Niel_ 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

If you spit on someone then you deserve everything that comes back at you..... whatever it is.

Spitting on someone is absolutely disgusting.

[–]xaqeree -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm justifying it pal

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Yes

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[–]luciddreamer21 -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Reeeeee

[+]JackTheStryker -6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

That’s a little extreme, but ok.

[–]metallica594 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Open your mouth and let me spit in it!!

[–]JackTheStryker 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I’m not saying I wouldn’t be pissed, or want to, or even that’s its unjustified; I just don’t know it was necessary to knock them out.

[–]metallica594 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was all instinct. Don't play stupid games if you don't want stupid prizes. If someone spit on me I'd fucking murder literally. Literally I am a murderer. Literally... Literally

[–]Ryry975 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I can see what you are saying: potential brain injury for being spat on is pretty lopsided. However, spitting is gross and is a great way to give disease and illness to people, especially things like the flu.

People who can even register spitting on people as a viable option in an altercation probably have a habit of doing it and have yet to be hit for it (when they really need to be).

[–]JackTheStryker 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Believe me, I think both of these people are assholes, not just the dude punching her.

[–]Enjoy_Today -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Just out of curiosity, would the man be fined or possibly sent to prison for this?

[–]Dalinair -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

Legally what's the deal here, it's not really self defence is it? Are you allowed to physically defend yourself against being spat on by attacking someone?

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

You are allowed to defend yourself from assault.

[–]Dalinair 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Yeah but it's how far can you go to defend yourself, you could argue all manner of levels of defence from walking away to putting an arm up to punching them in the face to try and stop them from doing it anymore.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

She was in range to spit on him again he has a right to stop that from happening. If you are an assailant then the people you are assaulting have a right to stop you from being a continue threat.

[–]Dalinair 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I agree completely, the question is where is the line, how far can you go in defending yourself

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

The line is stopping your defensive use of force once the threat has been neutralized. In stand your ground states that means shooting an assailant that continues to pursue you.

[–]Dalinair 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So, what you would escalate your defence gradually until it goes away? the problem I find is how you define reasonable force in defence, some would say it should match the threat.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You have the right to stop them from being a threat. So knocking someone out with your fists would be acceptable but continueing to beating them after they have gone limp would not. It comes down to whether or not a reasonable person would do what you did to stop themselves from further harm. Retaliating by cutting someones throat because they spat on you is not reasonable nor is bashing in their head with a hammer. But engaging them in fisticuffs to incapacitate them so they cannot or will not continue to attack you is justified.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The threat is not the risk of bodily injury but the intent of an ssailant to do you harm. So while the assailant is vastly weaker in this situation they continue to pose a threat and have proven themselves as one when the assaulted you with spit. The reasonable use of force is the minimum amount of force necessary to get the assailant to stop being a threat, aka knocking them unconcious.

[–]Vinsch -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

A little excessive lol maybe just spit back at her

[–]Ferrolux321 -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I don't think that's really proportional violence. I mean she spit on him but he knocked her over with a superman punch that could've probably killed her.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Open hand slap, NEXT.

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[–]RicardoMilossGoa 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol if you spit on someone expect to get hit

[–]Strypes4686 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If the spitter was male.... would you say the same? Be Honest.

[–]storaskuggan -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

I know a lot of you yankees don't understand this, but this is revenge rather than justice. Justice would be her getting arrested, or getting spit back in the face. You're not being a better person by swinging a full power clocker at someone for spitting.

[–]Nerdeinstein 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You misspelled open hand slap.

[–]bondstreetbluebaby -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

They don't care. They just love to see women get knocked out, whether it's deserved or not.

[–]blank00003 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

Some of us are of the policy that there is no such thing as too far in revenge against undeserved injustice.

[–]bondstreetbluebaby -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

That literally sounds like something someone who isn't allowed on the street would say.

[–]blank00003 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

If u do something to me, i will do everything in my power to ruin you as long as the thing i am doing won't affect me. I wouldn't do what the gentleman in the video did because he will most likely do time. She assaulted him and he hit back, there is nothing morally wrong with what he did.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

He wont do time for this he incapacited an immediate and imminent threat that had already harmed him and could again.

[–]bondstreetbluebaby -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link

Why 'everything in your power' though? Say you get into a confrontation in a lot with a woman 2 heads shorter than you, abuse is being hurled, then she open hand whacks you in the arm, she's tiny, it didn't hurt, what do you do?

[–]blank00003 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Is the woman taller than me or shorter? U change it midsentence,bro.

[–]bondstreetbluebaby -2 points-1 points0 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Just hit the edit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Doesn’t matter. I’ll still hit her with everything I have, but I’ll only hit her once. If a small little man hit me on my arm, and I punch him, society won’t care at all. But once a vagina is attached to her, then everything’s shit. For example if a little man hits a big man on the arm and it doesn’t hurt at all, and the big man beats the little man, it’s alright. The little man should’ve have known better. If a women does the same as the little man, and the big man reacts the same way, it’s bad. Why are women exempt from being beat for hitting someone. If a women hits me, then I’ll hit her back.

[–]bondstreetbluebaby 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Again, I'm not saying it's wrong if you hit back ANYONE who hits you. I'm asking why do you have to use 'everything you have' to retaliate to someone who literally poses NO threat to you? Woman or small man it doesn't matter. And a child? Would you use the full extent of your power to 'ruin' a child if it hit you in the arm? You honestly just seem like you want an excuse to go full animal and cause some irreparable damage.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Just because she’s small doesn’t mean she doesn’t pose a threat. She might know judo or another form of martial arts. Their are videos online of small dudes or women taking down huge guys through martial arts and other methods. Eliminate her as quickly as possible in case if she has anything else up her sleeve. Not only that but that punch was probably the worst thing that was gonna happen to her. Women get jailed and put into prison half as many times a men do. Women get out because they show remorse or rather they cry crocodile tears in front of the judge. For assaulting him, she likely wouldn’t have even gotten into any real trouble. She wouldn’t have faced prison or jail. Nothing would happen to her. That punch was the only justice she was gonna get. In real life if a man committed the same action, nobody would cry for him, but if women gets hit, it’s the end of the world. We both know if a small men got knocked out by a big man, every body would say it’s his fault. Why should I feel sympathy for women. Especially when they can escape the consequences of their actions so often.

https://www.law.umich.edu/newsandinfo/features/Pages/starr_gender_disparities.aspx

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not only was the pussy pass rejected but justice was served.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

It's because you're a fucking pussy who needs an excuse to beat someone weaker than you to death. Use of force continuum. Spitting is not a deadly threat- even though there is a chance of disease or whatever. Striking someone that hard or harder when they weigh 90 lbs soaking wet is a bitch move and you know it. You are a sorry excuse for a man.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Trans people would really add to the confusion if we always had to so the mental calculus on whether were allowed to defend ourselves. These people are pathetic you have a right to not be spit on and defend yourself from someone who has proven that they will spit on you so you wont be spat on again. Otherwise someone could just keep spitting on you and what can you do back? Nothing you just have to let it happen because using force is "disproportionate" no it is not incapacitating an assailant is literally what the law allows and thats what happened here. He neutralized a threat in 1 move.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I love seeing spitters get knocked the fuck out.

[+][deleted] -33 points-32 points-31 points 6 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link

Not agreeing with this one. Lady’s a cunt for spitting, but that blow could’ve killed her. People die all the time from getting knocked out over concrete.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

More people die from bodily fluid transmission than falling over and that includes accidents. So your argument is really fucking stupid.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

More people die in car crashes than in bank robberies, so let’s not worry about bank robberies.

Your argument is the dumb one lmao

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That is a false equivalence no one is preventing car crashes by robbing a bank. This person is stoping a potential repeat of dangerous attack by hitting his assailant. Stupid argument is again on you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She could have. Kind of the repercussion you get for spitting on someone far bigger and stronger than you.

That's equality right? Someone assaults you, you assault them back.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Someone assaults you and you defend yourself until they are no longer a threat. Selfndefense is not a crime and is not assault.

[–]Stinging5tripod5 -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Holy shut spitting is disgusting and completely immature and I guess deserves some retaliation but that guy straight up knocked her out in return and you guys are acting like it was completely justified

[–]xMcNaughtyx 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You have no idea what's in her body. There are cases where people have been spat on and then DIED because of communicable disease. If you were to spit on me, I wouldn't stop at one punch.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You could literally flick someone with a finger and they would be within their rights to incapacitate you and neutralize you as a threat to bodily harm.

[+]YourOwnGrandmother -10 points-9 points-8 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

This is not a proportional response and this guy is going to prison.

[–]XavierMalory 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Yup he probably is, and she almost certainly has brain damage.

Sucks to suck.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No he isn't a single open hand smack to incapacitate an assailant is self defense no jury would convict hell no prosecutor would bother filing charges with this video.

[–][deleted] 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]XavierMalory 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I’m going by her fencing stance (the way her legs went stiff in the air) when she fell. That suggests brain damage or some severe trauma. A bit more than just a K.O.

Having said that, I wager that wasn’t what she asked for, but it’s what she got.

[+]Freebandz1 -23 points-22 points-21 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link

I honestly hope she’s ok, I’m not saying that she didn’t deserve the hit but it looks like he hit her on the side of the neck. I hope he didn’t break any vertebrate or puncture her carotid/jugular

[–]Sir-Psycho_Sexy 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

I wonder if all the men hating psychos have the same empathy for the man that got a loogie delivered first class airmail right into his face.

Someone fucking spits in your face it's over and all bets are off. Fuck that cunt, she got off lightly and should be grateful for the lesson in manners.

[+]Freebandz1 -9 points-8 points-7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Possible death is getting off lucky? I never criticized the man, I would say what I said for anyone no matter their gender.

[+][deleted] -30 points-29 points-28 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Very poorly formed, overly telegraphed punch. He's lucky he didn't break his wrist the way he swung his fist like a little purse. Average man would have hit him twice before that punch landed.

[–]The_Hans 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

r/iamverybadass

[–]Reivoulp 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

ok internet warrior

[–]phant0mfawn -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

“ItS BiOlOgIcAl AsSaULt” ok yea its fucked up to spit on someone, but in return you possibly almost kill a person because of it? That punch looked deadly to me and that was some serious damage. Thats not equal, sorry not sorry but he needs to be put away for that.

[–]_MaxPlanck_ 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Lool! Your comment will do well as part of a stand up routine!

[–]phant0mfawn 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

... so spitting on someone is equal to knocking someone so hard they spasm on the floor... ok buddy

[–]_MaxPlanck_ 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So you think they are equal actions... Ok... I didn't ask your opinion on it, but I won't argue it either. Still, your first comment was a riot! Bravo!

[–]phant0mfawn 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You responded to my comment and in turn i responded, no permission for my opinion needed

[–]_MaxPlanck_ 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You misunderstand, but it's really not worth investing time into. Your first comment was the important part. Made me chuckle. Not much more to say really. Not a big deal.

[–]HormelBrapocalypse 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Selfndefense isnt tit for tat. You have a right to stop someone from bringing you further harm.

[+]scyth3s -16 points-15 points-14 points 6 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

Yeah that's a bit overboard... Dude needs some legal trouble in his near future.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

For hitting someone who spit on him first? She completely deserved it.

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