Maybe there was a blatant double standard, maybe it was because it was her friend. I'll report, you decide.

So a few friends and I were shooting the shit at the bar the other night when one of my female friends tried to play match maker. She suggested one of the single dudes at this get together start seeing a mutual friend of theirs. He responds with, in so many words, that she was too heavy for his liking. He typically isn't that brazen, but it was after a few vodka tonics.

Female friend in question freaks out, saying she has a disorder which leads her to be overweight, and, among other things, says "how can you judge someone over something they have no control over?"

Fair enough, but let me tell you about a different get together a few months ago. Female friend in question tells us a story how she met a guy at a bar, went home with him, but bailed after discovering he had a small penis. I'm sure you all can see the irony of these 2 situations.

The kicker- this woman is a doctor. You know, the smart, educated women who aren't into one night stands and who aren't shallow enough to judge someone for, say, having a small unit.