39 with 3 kids. No Hookups

warlocc_ · 2021-08-24T19:44:09+00:00

She says "no hookups" but as evidenced by the kids, we know she means "no hookups anymore".

Time to find that provider!

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-08-24T19:50:19+00:00

Crazy eyes. Septum piercing. All you need to know, men.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-08-24T20:56:38+00:00

Anyone else just miss seeing wholesome girls who have no tatts or piercings? Don't ever see one anymore.

redditradishman · 2021-08-24T20:16:55+00:00

40 years old and still sporting the pig ring.

Top-Comedian6204 · 2021-08-24T22:14:46+00:00

More red flags then a Soviet parade

mike30171 · 2021-08-24T20:14:34+00:00

Thousand cock stare...

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-08-24T19:53:19+00:00

What manner of witchery is this? That's the sparkliest mole mine eyes have ever seen!

Rob141414 · 2021-08-24T19:31:37+00:00

A hard pass for me.

shivshenko · 2021-08-24T19:52:36+00:00

She's a CMA, but did some very poor accounting with her relationships. She can balance the books by going back to the father of those children and that could look much better.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-08-24T21:01:13+00:00

She's looking for a glucose guardian, gents.

And by those piercings I'm willing to be she has the mentality of an 18-year-old.

She'd have better luck winning the lottery.

Sir-Starch-A-Lot · 2021-08-24T21:54:30+00:00

Translation: I've been getting railed for 3 years and now I'm tired of that. Someone should spoil me now."

sledwards83 · 2021-08-24T20:07:33+00:00

I love how she offers no positives other than the extremely vague "honest and open", and her 'interests' don't reveal anything more about her than any other woman who likes going to the bar on weekends. Plus, of course, the usual step-babydaddy job offer with the accompanying "I've had my fun, so my box is closed now" at the end.

Sierrashoot · 2021-08-24T21:58:49+00:00

”I’m very honest” Proceeds to use every filter available to deceive you

Ok.

CaptianHuggyFace · 2021-08-24T21:35:52+00:00

I got right swiped by a 20 year old with a 2 year old with the classic line: "My kid comes first."

MachoToughGuy · 2021-08-24T23:53:07+00:00

She’s doing guys a favor. Who wants to be the father of her fourth kid?

One thing I learned here that is crazy. When women age, they are at their lowest in MMV/SMV, they raise their standards. I can’t wrap my head around how they decide it’s time to increase their standards

somewherebeyond12 · 2021-08-24T21:38:49+00:00

I feel like this is their version of unemployment insurance

TheSigilStone · 2021-08-24T21:19:19+00:00

Look at those fucking eyes..... They're trying to burn a hole into some guy's wallet.

Gaiinahat · 2021-08-24T22:47:07+00:00

The way she filtered her face makes it look like a Mr. Potato Head.

the_quails_are_gone · 2021-08-24T22:13:25+00:00

Moooooooo

PopularBug5 · 2021-08-24T23:57:07+00:00

Fat, guaranteed. Especially since the face is greatly filtered/photoshopped too.

Oh, she's honest and open alright seeing how deceptive her photo is.

peguy2000 · 2021-08-25T15:31:26+00:00

Every girl ive dated whove had septum piercings were world class dick suckers. These women are very crazy and use sex to keep their men around despite the insane abuse they will perform on you

AVOID AVOID AVOID

Emer8nuts · 2021-08-24T20:46:28+00:00

Now thats a cake face

babydaddy2000 · 2021-08-24T21:27:59+00:00

She a woman of culture......tattoos, karaoke 🎤, drinking, movies. What more would a man worth his salt would want ? 🤔

Nihi1986 · 2021-08-24T21:28:41+00:00

39? Impossible, she's covered in make up and filters...

And no hook ups, of course, 3 children are already a lot. At least she's not demanding anything (other than commitment, of course)

Fun-Transition-5080 · 2021-08-25T00:45:18+00:00

And more filters than a public swimming pool.

StevenStooch · 2021-08-24T20:02:05+00:00

*you’re

velesxrxe · 2021-08-24T23:35:37+00:00

Great nose ring!

reignoferror00 · 2021-08-25T03:15:25+00:00

no hookups? why? your nose ring broken? we'll try a 9v battery. if that doesn't work, maybe we can jump start you with some emergency cables and a car battery.

BcReasons102938 · 2021-08-29T22:02:03+00:00

Y'all are straight up incels holy Fuck.

ThinkMovie2064 · 2021-08-25T14:46:10+00:00

she has the look…

TurboEdition · 2021-09-01T10:11:02+00:00

Always the septum & tattoos!

Gundamsafety · 2021-08-25T13:00:50+00:00

Man I think I'm just going to start dating the filters. They can make anything look good.

I mean your trying to tell me that at 39 not a single line on her face? No laugh lines? I thought the way to their heart was to make her laugh? Nothing?

These filters are great!

On another note, do these THOTS have any idea why you put a nose ring in? They are used to LEAD a cow or Bull around so that they go where you want them. So she is saying to me that she wants to be lead around and told where she can and cannot go and what to do. It is a device of control not freedom. Stupid cow.

_Behar_ · 2021-08-26T15:08:20+00:00

Welcome to the slavery of 9-5.

GiantOfTheSouthSky · 2021-08-28T22:23:48+00:00

She has Habsburg's Jaw.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-30T15:07:47+00:00

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Ballasshat · 2021-09-03T15:18:41+00:00

I like “honest and open” with her airbrushed or Instafiltered whatever picture.

Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-09-12T22:43:52+00:00

The nose ring indicates she is a grazing animal.

Lameador · 2021-08-24T20:19:27+00:00

In before the lock, please read Rule 5. A vanilla single mom of low attractiveness, nothing evil to see here.

ChivalrousTrickster · 2021-08-25T00:19:18+00:00

A friend of mine has been with the same guy since she was in her teens. She's 40 with 2 kids from him and they just separated and are probably gonna divorce.

Unless there's something in this woman's profile that shows her kids are from different fathers, it would be messed up to think she slept around and had them by different kids.

Also makes sense that she wouldn't want a hook up because she has 3 kids and doesn't need different men taking more time than needed. There are men & women out there looking for premade families for whatever reason.

Just a thought.

Title	39 with 3 kids. No Hookups
Author	lookoutbelow60
Upvotes	210
Comments	103
Date	August 24, 2021 7:13 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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