Anyone for a bailout?

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-03-31T22:44:38+00:00

So she wants someone well over 6 foot who will pay for 4 people and doesn't want their own kids. That picture is going to get her lots of brief relationships that will allow her to continue deluding herself that she will find someone who meets her requirements that is interested in something long term

It really comes to something when you get to brag that your THREE kids (and a reminder, the only ones you are going to have) all come from one man. Yikes

Rob141414 · 2021-03-31T22:39:27+00:00

Another broke tatted thot with demands...

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-03-31T22:37:37+00:00

Where heels. Is basic spelling not important anymore?

3 kids, she put her foot down guys! Go knock up someone else!

2 businesses. MLMs are not a business no matter what your spiritualist said.

loneliness-inc · 2021-04-01T01:00:25+00:00

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NickTesla2018 · 2021-03-31T22:31:43+00:00

Motorboat and a hard pass.

DetectivePure503 · 2021-03-31T22:56:12+00:00

Two businesses? Sounds like she‘s squeezing simps with two OF accounts at the same time

shrinkshooter · 2021-03-31T23:47:00+00:00

all from the same dad

Wow, yes, what a bonus, please sign me up pronto. Raises the question of why you're not with the guy.

put my foot down at three

You're 36 with three kids, tatted up and totally cool with stuffing your tits into a corset in the hopes of monkey branching to a Chad. Priorities are a bit off here for putting your foot down on things. (Also those arms don't look 36 to me but whatever)

Started and own two businesses

Call me very skeptical. This classy lady likes to "where heals" and prefers men taller "then" her. You can be terribad at English and still run two successful businesses, but it's quite improbable, and given how she physically presents herself, I'm calling bullshit.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-04-01T00:25:59+00:00

THEY ARE ALL FROM THE SAME DAD!

Your gold medal is in the mail.

jzdelona · 2021-03-31T23:52:34+00:00

I won't knock her on the height requirement, as she is taller than the average woman. Just... Learn to spell.
3 kids? You're already a bad bet. Why the hell aren't you with their father? You gave him THREE children - that's not a mistake, that's a fucking habit.
Just because you find men with tattoos hot doesn't mean men find your tattoos to be anything but an indicator of how easy you will be to fuck.

Cristoff13 · 2021-03-31T23:29:40+00:00

"Yes it matters to me". Another woman who thinks her demand for a tall man is something rare and unusual men haven't heard before. All women want a tall man. And if they say they don't, they are lying. And just that she's a bit taller than average herself does not mean the universe owes her a tall man.

kingcheezit · 2021-04-01T05:58:50+00:00

My mum is 5ft 10”.

My Dad is 5ft 6”.

They have been together for 46 years and have had 3 children, lived in 3 different countries and she has only ever had a part time job a couple of times down the years because she got bored.

Height is such a stupid thing to focus on, out of all the things, to discount someone entirely because they are average height, especially when she brings so little (nothing) to the table.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-04-01T00:07:37+00:00

I hope her businesses don't involve tutoring children in spelling or grammar.

The tats scream "whore".

SamsAdvice · 2021-04-01T02:29:42+00:00

I always laugh when they are tall. It just eliminates choices for her, but not for the taller men, they can date anyone her height or shorter. She doesn't offer anything to the taller men, that shorter women don't offer. What percentage of men want her, that are taller than her and are okay with three kids?

"make me laugh" = dance monkey, dance.

brianmcg321 · 2021-04-01T00:42:20+00:00

She thinks selling rubber band bracelets on etsy is a business.

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2021-04-01T01:51:32+00:00

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Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-01T00:47:26+00:00

"...make me laugh or lose me for [good]"

If her kids' dad didn't stick around, why the hell would another man? Especially with all these demands!

And what is with these women bragging about having one baby daddy for all her kids? Who the hell cares about that?? The endgame is this woman is bringing THREE children to the table! Who's signing up for this???

Radiant_Bliss · 2021-04-01T02:33:35+00:00

"where heals"

Guess this one won't be splittin' the atom anytime soon.

2021-03-31T23:42:43+00:00

Trainwreck

Stripotle_Grill · 2021-04-01T01:53:57+00:00

Is wanting good company euphemism for bailing out her 2 failing businesses as well?

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-01T02:14:23+00:00

I've never met a virgin with a quarter sleeve of tattoos. This woman's home looks like her arm, marked up, sun damsged and dirty.

Taint-Punch · 2021-04-01T02:15:56+00:00

"Where heals"? If I hadn't already swiped left due to her being dirty inkie whore, the spelling definitely would have done it.

bobbiscotti · 2021-04-01T02:28:51+00:00

Oh boy! She wheres heels! Form a neat and orderly line, gents.

MachoToughGuy · 2021-04-01T05:04:13+00:00

How much you guys want to bet she has more businesses than she has paying clients?

animalmother2017 · 2021-04-01T01:00:22+00:00

You lose 2 points for being over thirty and 2 points for each crotch goblin. Assuming you were actually a 10 at age 21 (you probably weren’t) you’re now a 2 at best.

UltimaterializerX · 2021-04-01T02:37:56+00:00

She likes to “where heals”? Seriously?

styckx · 2021-04-01T04:42:03+00:00

Business owner x2 = MLM and MLM

asdf333aza · 2021-04-01T05:10:45+00:00

My money is on that picture being a few years old and her having horrible mom stomach.

She has nothing to offer outside of sex.

taavidude · 2021-04-01T07:44:31+00:00

"I like to where heals". What the fuck does that even mean?

She says that all her kids are from the same father. If she has to point that out, then there is a good chance that atleast one of the kids is infact not from the same father.

Miggymoggy · 2021-04-01T10:06:04+00:00

I know Disney and other movie studios portray single mothers as amazing women that all men desire to be with but the cold harsh truth is.....A "real" man doesn't want to raise a child that was created by the liquid that left another mans penis.

Single mothers are no better than the slime and gunge that you'll find at the bottom of an oil drum, which I wish all men would give them absolutely no attention whatsoever and let them rot in their own self made hell.

ShuichiKazu · 2021-04-01T14:39:40+00:00

MLM’s and collecting child support don’t count as businesses

B4BAB0O3Y · 2021-04-01T00:59:45+00:00

She put her legs down at 3 she deserves some credit.

Hellknightx31 · 2021-04-01T01:06:31+00:00

Nah...she needs to stay in the streets

xanonxx16 · 2021-04-01T01:36:09+00:00

“They’re all from the same dad” haha

Natriumzyanid · 2021-04-01T01:55:10+00:00

Her english is worse then mine

MattyK414 · 2021-04-01T02:36:24+00:00

So...he was good enough to have 3 kids with...but not good enough to live with you and the kids. Oh, and that means that we'll have less children together (if any). Rad.

panzer22222 · 2021-04-01T02:40:05+00:00

TIL that 'onlyfans' and selling used underwear online are two businesses

Aurosanda · 2021-04-01T03:18:14+00:00

I wonder how you wear "heals"

Past-Difficulty6785 · 2021-04-01T03:22:31+00:00

Wait a minute...TWO ONLYFANS? I didn't know you could do that.

And no, I don't give a flying fuck how many baby daddies your kids have. What I care about is the fact that you've got any kids.

GrannyLesbian · 2021-04-01T03:55:42+00:00

Her ink is old and looks like shit.

At LEAST be a True Red Wine guzzling Xanny eating Ombre hairstyle having whore and have at one full sleeve.

PeaceBeUponUs2020 · 2021-04-01T04:28:31+00:00

She has some big titties for sure

Old_snowboarder · 2021-04-01T06:01:03+00:00

She likes to 'where heals'?

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-04-01T11:18:39+00:00

How is leaving the father of your 3 children supposed to be seen as a bonus??? If you couldn’t be loyal to him, why would I expect that?

billdehaan2 · 2021-04-01T11:19:18+00:00

The fact that she considers the fact that her children "are all from the same dad" to be a bonus shows what her standards are, and what you can expect going forward.

"This is the first and number on question that everyone asks me". I imagine that there's a reason for that, and it's not overly complimentary.

evergreen35 · 2021-04-01T11:25:58+00:00

Tatted retards are a dime a dozen nowadays.

Sake99 · 2021-04-01T11:52:05+00:00

Big boobs doesn't mean one should install footballs on their body.

newtomtl83 · 2021-04-01T13:04:35+00:00

I like to where heals

How to say you didn't finish high school without saying it. Yikes.

Lameador · 2021-04-01T15:44:59+00:00

Read the text. Looked at the photo. Tried to read the text again. Focused on the photo.

My lower brain tells me she’s lovely, my underpants are too tight.

Finally realised that I do not meet her size requirements, so upper brain is now sitting back in the drivers seat

Nevertheless, she’s smoking hot

pyr0phelia · 2021-04-01T16:14:09+00:00

Am I the only one that immediately knocks a few points off when I see a woman with tattoos? Especially foot tattoo's. It just screams "I want to be seen as a bad ass but want them easily hidden so I can be taken seriously". When I see a woman with tattoos all I see is someone who is easily convinced into making bad decisions.

Throw-The-O · 2021-04-01T16:53:37+00:00

Wonder if business owner means and only fans?

Aldabruzzo · 2021-04-01T19:26:25+00:00

wear o wear are all the good men?

They are all heals.

Time heels all wounds.

From North Carolina - the Tarheal State

2021-04-01T19:49:40+00:00

I like how she doesn't include her face. Next week: "Why do all my dates just want sex; I am a PERSON."

SCCock · 2021-04-01T20:27:44+00:00

What is her business? Dominatrixes~R~Us?

danger_noodl · 2021-04-01T21:07:05+00:00

I like my money ngl

Unfair-Note-3499 · 2021-04-01T21:36:51+00:00

"where heals" fuck this shit I'm outtt

ransay3277 · 2021-04-01T22:09:06+00:00

Is only fans a business?

Putrid-Beyond-2494 · 2021-04-02T07:27:51+00:00

"where heals"

That's cool. I want a woman who doesn't where scantily-clad close all the time

NeonSignsRain · 2021-04-02T10:15:12+00:00

Thank GOD her kids are all from the same guy. What a Catch!

TatersMog · 2021-04-02T10:20:50+00:00

Darn, I fit all her demands except I don't have any twatooos. Oh well, plenty more whales in the sea.

CondensedBemusement · 2021-04-02T16:33:28+00:00

where heals

Oh FFS

You expect anyone to think that someone who can't spell 'wear heels' has been able to start and make a success out of TWO businesses when the majority of new businesses fail even when started by people who are actually intelligent and motivated?

DrDog09 · 2021-04-03T23:34:50+00:00

Any guess that the 2 'businesses' are just 2 OF channels.

Neurismus · 2021-04-25T11:28:47+00:00

"where heals"... She sure is literate.

SeeBeyond1983 · 2021-05-04T04:33:01+00:00

chalulin · 2021-04-01T02:04:13+00:00

So that's what she she brings to the table? All kids from the same chad?

2021-04-01T09:39:03+00:00

Her boobs dont actually look that nice, shes just stuffed them inside a corset for the picture. Also her hair isnt really that color. Youd be surprised how much more attractive women look with these hair highlights.

Title	Anyone for a bailout?
Author	RaptorJesusLOL
Upvotes	317
Comments	138
Date	March 31, 2021 10:27 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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