(Back story)

New semester

I have a class with one of my favorite professors (I call him by his first name X), and we are standing close together chatting when HB 8.5 walks in with her friend HB7. My jaw drops, but I recover and tell X he has to put me in her group for class he laughs, but smiling, he says he’ll see what he can do. BAM! Professor X is my wingman. So me and HB 8.5 end up in the same group, but HB7 gets split to another group :-( I would have like to focus on the HB7, but I’m pretty happy with how things worked out. We all introduce ourselves, small talk, and all that other first day of school crap. No IOI from HB 8.5

Next class

When I get to class my other group members (HB 8.5 is not there) are there and I open them with their names, reintroduce myself then make small talk. HB 8.5 & 7 walk in, but I pretend like I don’t notice. HB8.5 joins our group, and I immediately open her by saying,

“Hi HB8.5”

She pauses then awkwardly says,

“Hi….”

OMG this bitch forgot my name! I let her have it,

“OMG HB 8.5 you forgot my name!”

Now she’s on the defensive, she feels terrible and demands me to give her my name again. I point out that all the other members of our group remember my name (not true, but I just reintroduced myself to them) anyways, she feels terrible and promises to never forget my name again.

Over the course of a couple classes I give this girl a lot of shit, but at the same time we are building a strong report. Definitely LTR material. One time she breaks something in class and I really give her a hard time telling her she’s the reason college is so expensive, now we have to start over, and blah blah blah. She’s pissed and tells me she’s not talking to me anymore. Ha! I laugh and tell her I didn’t want to talk to her anyways, and then I turn around and open her friend HB7. Her friend loves the attention, and we talk about how hard it is for her to put up with HB 8.5. Guess who tries to jump into our conversation, HB8.5! I’m not having any of that so put my back to HB8.5 and continue chatting up HB7 like a boss while, HB8.5 tries to hide her jealousy.

HB8.5 is so mine, she just doesn’t know it yet.

TL;DR Make your professor your wing. Remember everyones names!

The #

The class just before spring break I take out my phone hand it to her telling her to put her number in. she takes my phone pauses then looks at me saying, “I can’t I have a boyfriend” without hesitation I use the classic, “That’s cute, I have goldfish. Look, we’re going to hang out over break it’s not a big deal so put your number in.” giggling, she punches in her number and then gives me back my phone. I also ask HB 7 for her number, which she happily gives me.

OMG she has a boyfriend? WTF! Why didn’t I pick up on that? It’s because she’s been giving me lots of IOIs, and hiding the fact she has a boyfriend. She wants me to think she doesn’t have a boyfriend! Huge IOI

Texting

Me: Hey! What are you doing tonight?

HB 8.5: Idk. Going running.

Me: no you’re not ;-)

HB 8.5:?

Me: You’re going to go play touch football with me :-)

HB 8.5: I don’t think so. I don’t play football.

Me: please :-(

HB8.5: No. I don’t know how to play.

Damn I guess I need to go to plan b” Invite HB 7

I call HB 7

Me: “Hey HB 7! Do you want to play touch football?”

Her: “umm….”

Me: “it’s a lot of fun. There will be other girls there and everyone is really friendly. Don’t worry about the rules and stuff I teach you everything you need to know.”

Her: “okay”

Me: “great! I’ll try to get HB8.5 to go too. I see you tonight at XXXXXXX”

Texting HB 8.5 again

Me: HB 7 is going!

Her: What! She is?

Me: Yeah we’re going to have a blast!

I know she is calling her friend right now trying to figure out what is going on, so I give her some time. Then text her again it takes a little more convincing, but I promise to be nice to her and eventually she says she will come.

[FR]

I go play touch football with a bunch of guys and a couple of girls on Monday nights. It is a pretty friendly game and tons of fun. I am an okay catcher and I can run in a straight line pretty fast, but I am really good at throwing the ball. All the guys love me, because I make them look good, and in turn, they make me look good. This is my game, and I have massive social proof here. I went to the park early and parked way in the back. This is important because I have a plan to isolate HB 8.5 there, later, after the game. Basically, I’ll ask her to help carry some of the equipment to my car. HB7 and HB 8.5 will park their cars close to the park and I’ll walk HB7 HB 8.5 to their cars on the way to my car and HB7 will get in and leave, but HB 8.5, who is carrying my stuff can’t leave yet. Then HB 8.5 will walk with me to my car and to glorious isolation. The perfect plan!!!

I am super nervous. The girls haven’t arrived yet, but I’m shaking. This is the most beautiful girl I have ever run game on. Let me break down how I score this HB 8.5. Her body is hot! Like Meagan Fox in the first transformers movie HOT! Her body is a 9.9 the hottest I have ever seen, but her face is an 8.5, because of her Asian eyes. In my book this makes her an 8.5. I am very conservative with scoring girls. Anyways, I decide to open the other girls and guys, who are standing around waiting for the game to start up. I loosen up chatting with them, but I’m still nervous. I find out one of the girls has a MA in the same major HB7 is currently studying. This is important for latter.

The girls arrive, but they come in the same car! This destroys my perfect plan, because HB7 can’t leave without HB 8.5 Damn! Anyways, they get out and they look amazing in their tight-fitting runner’s outfits. All the guy’s jaws drop! They can’t believe these two girls are my friends. Right then I feel calm. No matter what happens next the fact that I got these girls to come out was worth it. I run over and give them both big hugs and thank them for coming out. I introduce them to the guys and girls, and grab a ball and start passing with them while I explain the rules.

We start playing and the game goes great. I play one of my best games ever. HB 8.5 drops the ball like 20 times, but I still pass it to her she ends up scoring 3 TD. HB7 was really good she made a lot of great blocks and even an interception. We have a blast even though we lost. We usually play till 7, but we have a duce rule and we had a crazy game where the final score was 22-20. We would have won easily, but I made sure to include HB 8.5 and HB7 in the game.

The game is finally over and we are all beat. I grab the cones and hand HB 8.5 the jerseys and ask her to help me carry them to my car. Everyone else is stretching, sitting down, and chatting. HB7 sees that she is about to be left alone with everyone else and starts to make like she is going to come with us. I notice this and reintroduce her to the girl I just found out had an MA in the major she was currently studying. Maybe this was a little obvious, but it works and they start chatting, while HB 8.5 and I walk off towards my car and isolation. =D

We walk pretty much touching shoulder to shoulder, and I ask her what she thought of the game. She says she had a lot of fun, but feels like we lost, because she dropped so many passes (This is probably true.) I laugh and tell her she did amazing and if everyone on our team scored 3 TDs we would have won easily. She’s beaming at this point and it was honestly worth losing the game to see how happy she was right then. There is a lot of tension, because we are walking so close and keep on making eye contact with awkward smiles. I get to my car and put everything inside my trunk, turn around and HB 8.5 is standing really close. I grab her hips and pause before I pull her in. that is all she needs she just starts kissing me passionately and it’s great. She starts to escalate, but I push her away. She looks confused; I look her in the eyes and tell her to call me when she breaks up with her boyfriend. She starts to say something, but I make the shhhhh sign and she stops. I don’t know what to do at this point. I can’t go back to where the guy’s are at, because I have a problem clearly protruding from my shorts, so I get in my car and akwardly drive off.

I really want this girl to be mine LTR. I have been ignoring her texts and messages. They mostly say it’s not that simple and other BS like that. I want this girl LTR or I’ll friend zone her. What do you think seddit?

TL;DR K-closed a HB 8.5 with a boyfriend. I really want an LTR with this girl.