She asked me if I live alone

31rubenk31 · 2020-01-07T16:59:17+00:00

Well at least you didn’t say “I live alone”, you take her home and she figures out you live with your parents. Tbh this is probably better than lying to her. She’s got a roommate who she can give a heads up to give you some alone time. Your all good my dude! Have a good time!

MagicGnome97 · 2020-01-07T16:15:40+00:00

:O FOOL OF A TOOK!!

edit: Thanks so much for the gold haha! :D

holdmysonpls · 2020-01-07T15:58:38+00:00

Public sex all the way

Thisiscliff · 2020-01-07T17:24:34+00:00

Do your parents care if you bring a ‘friend’ home? If not have at er’ or ask if she wants to go back to her place and ‘watch a movie’, she’ll get the hint

Rushtush · 2020-01-07T17:24:56+00:00

You son of a bitch, I'm in

0001none · 2020-01-07T20:13:26+00:00

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Dizzman1 · 2020-01-07T17:41:42+00:00

Watch your kidneys! 🤣🤣🤣

Misterouri · 2020-01-07T17:09:38+00:00

Airbnb

JMAN_JUSTICE · 2020-01-07T17:08:11+00:00

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PECOSbravo · 2020-01-07T20:00:42+00:00

I actually got more booty in my parents house. Not when I lived alone..

Moved back in with them and got a gf

:|

FairAnalyst · 2020-01-07T16:37:31+00:00

Depends on how much you played into your lie about it. If you didn’t say that much about it you can just take her to your place and if she happens to bring it up just say they’re out.

Refrigerator974 · 2020-01-07T21:40:43+00:00

Dude if you're in the financial position to book hotels on the regular you're probably also in the financial position to move out and not have to worry about how women will react to you saying you live with your parents.

ZidaneLoire · 2020-01-08T05:54:39+00:00

Op's next post: "So she's naked in my bed, i have a condom, which hole guys?

She seems horny. I realized we might be about to have sex.

I like oral, i could suggest going down on her."

Torwulfer · 2020-01-08T04:17:47+00:00

When in doubt, use the bushes.

Honestly feel your pain though, had to move back in with my parents due to a string of bad luck, and it's so much more difficult than i remembered to organize a hookup... Gotta get back on my feet asap

SandtheB · 2020-01-08T07:58:19+00:00

This is a good learning opportunity.. to learn a new mindset... it called the "Down for anything vibe"

That means you are down to do anything with your "target"/"person you are attracted to" lets say you are walking to a bar and a group of cute girls are walking toward you one dressed super sexy and walks up to you and gets very flirty in your face and tries to kiss you... if you are work with this mindset you will allow her to kiss you and then you will hang out with them for the rest of the night.. this has actually happened to me... but I got scared and didn't kiss her back... but it happened again with a different girl and I ended up getting laid that night.

So when it comes to something like your post, you can say something like... "Why are you asking? :).. do you wanna see my room... ;)... let's go right now!!" If you say that with enthusiasm and fun and are "down for anything you can go home with those girls even during the day. I mean it has happened to me.

verybigpenisman · 2020-01-08T14:48:43+00:00

Next move - educate yourself about con artists and burglars.

funkyfreshbro · 2020-01-07T17:32:16+00:00

eh tell your parents to get earplugs

agjrpsl · 2020-01-07T18:57:28+00:00

A lot of parents don't care if there son brings a girl home and they go in his room. Doesn't work that way for the girl's. Unless her parents are real liberal lol.

chief_yETI · 2020-01-07T21:23:20+00:00

bro there are people out there who smash in an alleyway with condoms they find in a trash can that they washed out in the bathroom (yes, I know people who have done this).

Theres ways. You can always smash in the car or a public bathroom or something if you need something easy.

Maybe use this as a good motivator to get the money game elevated lmao

SmexyMillz · 2020-01-08T16:06:33+00:00

Just suggest to hang out sometime but take her on a day where you're both free all day.

Because you don't have your own place you're gonna have to spend time with her until she clocks you know what I might enjoy this guys company over my house.

The other option is hinting you want to come over but that takes a little more finesse in order to not look needy.

When you finally get your own place though you'll get so sick of pussy you'll actually want time alone to actually do things like play your PS4 I kid you not. I remember the days of not having my own place and having to fuck chicks in my car LMFAO

Sushisavage · 2020-01-07T18:07:35+00:00

Hahaha I’m glad you picked up on the hints she was dropping! Yes tell her you rent hotels often and ask if she’d like to come along. :)

Alex_O7 · 2020-01-07T18:29:55+00:00

Do your parent live 24/7 in home? If they work i guess it should be easy for you to meet her at your home in daytime. If not go to her place, what's the problem?? Her roomate will not spent his/her whole life in the fucking apartment.

Hotel room and airbnb should be used only in extreme case, imho.

KingRandor82 · 2020-01-07T19:52:56+00:00

Another reason I'm glad I do now ;)

niceracistguy · 2020-01-07T22:48:40+00:00

"He I'm staying in this nice hotel tonight. Come check it out."

erikmalkavian · 2020-01-07T22:50:14+00:00

Dammmitt OP, She definitely was down for it.

ElhadjBah · 2020-01-07T23:29:32+00:00

Get your parents to go see their relatives for the weekend and the house is all yours

Just be like mom when was last time you went and saw your brother?

chubbychaser699 · 2020-01-08T00:03:56+00:00

my SO (22M) lives with his parents. most people don't care as long as you have privacy

GoBlocks · 2020-01-08T00:37:07+00:00

Roommates are manageable, as can be parents. I lost my virginity at my dad's place and she didn't seem to give a shit.

Save your money and start planning sexy time.

lammsors · 2020-01-08T01:24:44+00:00

Have a good excuse why u live with your parents, i usually say i just got back from Canada, and im still settling back in (It's a white lie, i lived in Canada for 6 months like a year ago I've been home for ages but i still use this excuse and I've never been called out for it)

KleonPriam · 2020-01-08T03:43:18+00:00

" I moved out!" :D

On a more serious note: take her out for a date, then go for a hotel.

swimminpooolz · 2020-01-08T03:56:56+00:00

That’s my man

Demonpenz · 2020-01-08T04:01:36+00:00

Chances if you are a person whom will make money you will have to let a broke mom/dad/aunt/uncle/ some person live with you eventually. Mine as well get them ho's used to it.

ygshktt · 2020-01-08T06:12:15+00:00

Don’t take her to a hotel. Take her to your home. Introduce your parents. Then tell her you would like to visit her sometimes and possible ask for a pad to crash on the weekend. Then you guys can smash in peace ✌️

WolfofLawlStreet · 2020-01-08T06:25:13+00:00

Yeah, girls don’t like fucking with their roommates around. One girl I had at my place, she was screaming loud (kinda annoying actually) then I fucked her at her place and she was as basically silent.

Also, a side note. I’ve walked girls into my parents house and other places I’ve had with roommates. They always say, “I hope your roommates don’t mind how loud I am” in the common area and one time at my parents place too.. but my parents weren’t home sooo idk

arkadylaw · 2020-01-08T07:38:45+00:00

It's not necessary clear based on this exchange that she is ready to sleep with you immediately. I would ease into this, ask her out, see how things are going between the two of you, lay the appropriate "groundwork" and if things go well enough and there appears to be sufficient comfort level, you can suggest staying together at a hotel. It might take more than one date to get there, which is perfectly fine.

muuhfi · 2020-01-07T17:52:11+00:00

Dont suggest. Tease her. It's the law of attraction

Kingpin329 · 2020-01-07T18:01:30+00:00

She has already taken a few steps to initiate. Take her out and seal the deal, even if it's late and you have to take her to your place. From there you can do day time shags basically anywhere.

SackOfFlesh · 2020-01-07T20:41:07+00:00

Why do you book hotels on the regular? just curious

oasismiki · 2020-01-08T14:45:28+00:00

I don’t know how you connected this with her wanting to have sex. She was gauging your independence and was disappointed you still live with your parents and she doesn’t.

Title	She asked me if I live alone
Author	Londonliving99
Upvotes	621
Comments	141
Date	January 7, 2020 3:55 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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