Small Hands shit test

LlsworthToohey · 2014-01-22T10:39:42+00:00

They might make your tits look big.

therealtman · 2014-01-22T14:38:48+00:00

This thread is full of horrible advice. If you get angry, call her out or make fun of one of her features, all it does is show just how insecure you really are. It's ok to laugh at yourself sometimes. Woman like confidence. I would chuckle, then smile and say something like you should've seen them in high school they were half this size, then change the subject. A witty comeback won't make your hands bigger, you've got to be comfortable with yourself.

FuriousMouse · 2014-01-22T15:30:05+00:00

"If you rub them, they will grow to an enormous size"
show her your hand. She rubs your hands and nothing happens.
Smile, Oh, I must be confusing them with something else. Smirk.

raving971 · 2014-01-22T15:45:56+00:00

Ask if she remembers the Burger King commercial with the guy with tiny hands holding a whopper. Tell her it's a true story based on your life.

kingcal · 2014-01-23T03:35:05+00:00

Just ignore it. People treat shit tests like they need to be handled with some clever line or back-handed neg about the girl. Shit tests are a girl's way of seeing if you're going to be highly reactive to a comment. A try too hard comment is just as bad as a defensive one. Just say "Okay" and move on with the conversation.

popeyepaul · 2014-01-22T15:05:23+00:00

I like to start comparing hands which is a smooth way to get some kino going. Then you could either say "well, you've got baby hands" or "well, you've got man hands" depending on which way she is.

Just keep it funny and don't let that shit get to you. You don't need a canned line, just have fun out there.

Kirillb85 · 2014-01-22T15:55:59+00:00

All shit tests can be combated with indifference / non reaction. The advise given here to comeback with a joke shows non-reaction and indifference.

The point I am trying to make here is even if you have a comeback, the body language and manner you'll say it in will show her you'e insecure about it. Outgrow it(no pun intended) and you will not need any comeback for it.

2014-01-22T15:56:35+00:00

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Hiieu · 2014-01-22T20:57:11+00:00

What if i got small D?

2014-01-25T00:02:18+00:00

Say "what else do you like about me?"

dandin2 · 2014-01-22T14:48:03+00:00

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2014-01-22T15:19:35+00:00

The best way to cure an insecurity is to make it a joke. Laugh at the fact that something so miniscule takes hold of your emotions. Crack jokes about how you have "hooves, not hands" or how "dainty" your hands are. It's really not that big of a deal OP.

thehigheststatusmale · 2014-01-22T15:30:18+00:00

change the subject. this is the lamest insecurity ive ever heard of.

FleaBitPeanutMonkey · 2014-01-22T15:52:57+00:00

If I had tiny hands and somebody called me out I'd say, "I know. I can't even eat whoppers with these things" and then seamlessly move on with the conversation.

dplowman · 2014-01-22T19:39:50+00:00

Usually I go with "You know what they say about small hands.. small gloves" in complete deadpan and give them The Rock eyebrow. Gets a chuckle and changes the subject.

ServingSize · 2014-01-22T20:42:02+00:00

Compliments of my friend,

but I make fun of his shoe size all the time and he responds, "you know what they say about small feet?"

What?

"An over-compensating dick"

Christafarian · 2014-01-23T01:28:50+00:00

Remember: a shit test is merely an IOI. She doesn't care about your hands. She cares whether or not you care.

kodozoku · 2014-01-23T02:30:14+00:00

her: "hahaa you have small hands"

biting insects now has a million kino options

aalewis____ · 2014-01-23T19:05:52+00:00

Buy rogaine and apply it over your hands so they get hairy and look more manly.

2014-01-22T15:47:51+00:00

I have small hands. When people say something about them there's a slight implication about the size of my penis. Now, when a woman brings up my small hands, I just look her directly in the eye and say "It means I have a small penis." Hold my serious face until she laughs at my bluntness, and move the conversation on.

2014-01-22T18:12:32+00:00

My go to shit-test response is "B*tch, you know you like it" (jokingly)

Fakeittilyamakeit · 2014-01-22T15:45:43+00:00

Until I saw this was posted in seddit I thought was going to be about a person with small hands who constantly gets shit on them while wiping their ass, now that's a problem worth worrying about.

rohder · 2014-01-22T16:35:50+00:00

Just remember that the length from the root of your thumb to the tip of your thumb is a good reference for your schwanz length. Not sure how to recover from that if a girl would realize that...

Else, I would just say "I have surgeon's hands that will make me millions while you end up pregnant and boring".

n1cey · 2014-01-22T12:31:22+00:00

If girls point this out, call them out on how fcking rude that is. And tell them that it's not how you behave in social settings. But the trick is to do this in the correct tone.

"Hey, hey. That's not okey/cool. Do you hear me point out how square formed your head is. Or how freakishly big hands you have."

HappyJerk · 2014-01-22T13:26:33+00:00

Girls won't point this out, and if they do, I would just say "ok, well I can't make them bigger"

StressGuy · 2014-01-22T14:43:10+00:00

I'd probably respond with: "I also have small feet and drive a Porsche."

But, I have no idea if that would work. The "tits look big" sounds like a good one to me, unless she obviously has large breasts.

whinemoreplease · 2014-01-22T09:54:01+00:00

how about shutting up and not responding?

lisward · 2014-01-22T15:21:46+00:00

They make your dick look big

Title	Small Hands shit test
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Upvotes	47
Comments	62
Date	January 22, 2014 9:48 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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