“What’s your body count”

Hmmoklolthisisfine · 2021-09-16T01:18:36+00:00

Say “I hope 1 after tonight”

Alpharettaraiders09 · 2021-09-15T23:50:46+00:00

My body count is racking up like jack the ripper.
lost count after 11am

5_7pickup · 2021-09-15T23:59:32+00:00

Its a shit test. Depending on the type of girl she is you want to pass it with value or with comfort.

Taro8383 · 2021-09-16T00:40:38+00:00

Usually go with either you’re my first or I get upset that she spoiled the surprise of the 1000 t-shirt I was going to give her.

I never got a bad reaction or asked again after either of those answers.

PiperBigBell · 2021-09-16T05:37:55+00:00

Let's be honest here brother. You're not looking for ways to pass the "shit test" or give a good answer, you're trying to avoid losing the girl. You're scared of losing the girl. Be honest and you'll be fine. No womans pussy should come before your integrity.

The only reason you probably even get this question is because you're putting off boyfriend vibes instead of player vibes, or she's super inexperienced. Be consistent in your vibe and you'll stop getting stupid questions.

Bryn79 · 2021-09-16T04:16:19+00:00

“What? Like tonight?”

Sultmaker_9000 · 2021-09-16T00:51:22+00:00

Shit test never justify or explain yourself to a woman. Tell her you haven't seen a woman naked for 6 years and youve been living like a nun. When she calls you out for bullshit then go in for the kiss, as she's thinking about sex now.

p0sitivePr0gressi0n · 2021-09-16T01:13:41+00:00

ZERO

paulllis · 2021-09-16T07:48:23+00:00

"I held a girls hand once"

totallychillside · 2021-09-16T00:13:42+00:00

with a big grin say “im a church boy” and change the subject

garrettcw18 · 2021-09-16T02:54:53+00:00

This is the oldest shit test in the book. Never reveal it. Always say “I don’t know, like 1,827” or “what do you mean, just today?” With a smirk, make it a laugh then smoothly change the subject.

KingoftheNorth412 · 2021-09-16T00:14:07+00:00

I don’t think it’s great info to share if you want to date. Her either.

kbecel · 2021-09-16T19:24:53+00:00

I had 2 girls bragging to me about their body count being over 60 (age: 25 or less), because we both knew I wasn't going to wife them up. It's a shit test. A weird one. Both got married and divorced after marrying chumps

PylotDate · 2021-09-16T00:32:33+00:00

I’m not condoning not being honest or being manipulative or playing games. But if you’re going to…. Here is what usually works for me.

The best response I’ve given to this is simply say “don’t worry, I never kiss and tell” then playfully change the topic.

It’s a playful turn around on them. Kinda puts the ball in their court. Also keeps them wondering and shows them you don’t care how many they have been with.

If they persist usually I’ll say something like “idk I just go with the flow” and sing the song and they usually laugh and move on and they realize they are not getting it out of me no matter how hard they try. Which also gives them confidence that I’m indeed trustworthy and won’t kiss and tell. I’m a vault and they can’t have their way with me.

But that is just me. I don’t care how many they have been with and I indeed won’t kiss and tell so… it’s only kinda a game. If they really persist for days I’ll eventually tell them but they will have to make it an issue.

That being said if that’s not you just be honest and tell them the truth.

BrummieAMN19 · 2021-09-17T13:11:00+00:00

Don’t listen to some of these people who have never seen and touched a vagina in their life. Just playfully admit it to her post sex and from then you can talk about each other’s sexual experiences. Come off a non judgemental frame and you’ll be fine.

Dramatic-Wishbone364 · 2021-09-15T23:50:58+00:00

Be honest. Always. Deceit and games are for children.

Pedadinga · 2021-09-16T00:39:10+00:00

Be honest that you don’t keep track because it seems dumb to, because it is. And find comfort in that as you get older this is not a question people ask on the reg.

Abject_Marionberry57 · 2021-09-16T10:51:52+00:00

IamtheDanr · 2021-09-16T18:12:46+00:00

treats007 · 2021-09-16T22:14:46+00:00

Never tell a woman your body count

SpartacusLaw · 2021-09-16T00:32:13+00:00

I want to know if I intend to get serious with someone. I prefer private bathrooms to public ones, as do most people.

s1fsw · 2021-09-16T03:32:09+00:00

I usually go with “I have been asked to not talk about my dates, to my dates” with a mischievous smile. That keeps them guessing and helps continue the banter.

plaze6288 · 2021-09-16T03:40:28+00:00

If a girl asks I'd say like 7. Don't want too many and too little u look lame

FructoXz · 2021-09-16T05:29:26+00:00

2

Are we talking about how many peoples we killed ?

Pufferfish615 · 2021-09-23T19:32:06+00:00

I’m so glad I asked, some of these comments are gold

Wise_Bit_86 · 2021-09-16T03:42:33+00:00

Tell her that is personal and something you don’t talk about.

Will keep her guessing and show you won’t give into her demands.

Most def a shit test. This is what I used to pass it.

Daveee5280 · 2021-09-16T07:13:51+00:00

A lady never asks, and a gentlemen never tells.

anewstart1315 · 2021-09-16T03:03:49+00:00

If she’s insisting then Lie. No one needs to know the truth, that’s your own personal past and as long as you can prove to your current love interest that you’re disease-free then you don’t need to tell anyone.

In the end it doesn’t matter, and anyone who gets hung up on that stuff is a red flag. My husband and I never asked each other for body counts… over the years I got to understand that he slept with maybe 10 women before me, and my body count is over 50 (I’m also 10 years older than him) so you can be sure I never said anything lol

No-Historian-6391 · 2021-09-16T01:31:57+00:00

“No clue, never cared to count - it’s irrelevant. I also don’t care what yours is, I’ve enjoyed myself and now I’m only worried about being present with you. So, anyways…”

Say it, or something like it, as if you mean it and it’s not hard to mean. It’s also a good mindset bc I’ve seen it bother too many guys, without reinforcing it - it’s easy to slip into that headspace and think about this broad you like getting slammed by a buncha douchey dudes, like me.

when your sub communication verifies you don’t care it portrays that you’ve fuck tons of chicks and all chicks love that (don’t be that guy who talks about it tho, be a gentlemen)

Two things:

You only care when their number is higher than yours.
If you portray that you don’t care it displays
experience, maturity, self confidence and an understanding/acceptance of how women truly are.
All of which women love.

One last thing. “everyone wants a key that opens many locks, no one wants a lock that’s opened by many keys.”

Edit: I also sometimes just say three and laugh.

JennySparklezz · 2021-09-16T02:59:10+00:00

Oh I’ve had guys aak me that and I hate it. I just go with, “I don’t kiss and tell”

RapTVCalifornia · 2021-09-16T14:51:59+00:00

Don’t lie. The less the better imo

muff_marauder · 2021-09-16T05:20:15+00:00

If you're a male in your twenties, then 30 partners you've had full PIV sex with is not shabby.

Tell inquisitive women that number or fib about it being slightly higher. Women are massively turned on by men with many current sexual partners and many past sexual partners. Any reaction of hers that shows mild disgust is a shit test.

kikikgftyh · 2021-09-16T09:13:10+00:00

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cunningcaring · 2021-09-16T10:54:05+00:00

Don't ask, don't tell. Some guys can't handle a woman with a count > 0.

Adventurous_Gene_692 · 2021-09-16T12:47:59+00:00

Tell her let me see and start counting on your fingers then after the third count take it back and act like you weren't sure it was something

Accomplished-Sun3981 · 2021-09-16T03:45:22+00:00

External_Lifeguard49 · 2021-09-16T06:11:04+00:00

Just say I get my fair share.

serdarsam · 2021-09-16T12:43:22+00:00

"That's none of your business." This is the only answer you should reply with. Because that's PRIVATE.

ConnectWelder6894 · 2021-09-16T02:47:06+00:00

Noone really wants to know how many people you've slept with. It'll always be in the back of their minds. Just assure them that they will be there last.

rmarden · 2021-09-16T01:37:18+00:00

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JaydenLowe02 · 2021-09-16T08:20:06+00:00

You could either exaggerate, or downplay yourself. It communicates to her that you don't want to answer the question, all while keeping it light-hearted. Eg. Of an exaggeration: Her: "what's your body count?" Me: "You're the 8th woman today..."

Eg. Of a downplay: Her: "What's your body count?" Me: "I want you to be my first" (Works best when she knows you're a high value man/player with sexual experience)

rmarden · 2021-09-16T08:55:34+00:00

Who asks? Why do they ask? Is it women?

No-Carpet4925 · 2021-09-16T10:41:11+00:00

A gentlemen never tells 😘

lookintothefuturem8 · 2021-09-16T13:46:57+00:00

One thing for certain is that you don't want to answer such questions directly. I would say "is that the number of people I murdered? That's very private"

2021-09-16T14:58:27+00:00

No one should ever be asking you that. That’s impolite and not normal. Don’t ever answer that. Shame on the fool who asks.

Above3162 · 2021-09-16T15:14:29+00:00

7 is always the go to number (depending on your age of course)

Armybert · 2021-09-16T18:17:29+00:00

you don't need to explain yourself.

bigbootynopussy · 2021-09-16T20:57:19+00:00

Be honest. Dont fuck with anyone who would judge u for the real answer

etherealromance · 2021-09-17T05:47:23+00:00

The best response would be “more than most, but not as many as you would think”

CarpetCumshot · 2021-09-23T09:01:55+00:00

If your a woman, take away a zero, if your a man, add an extra zero.

Creepy_River4252 · 2022-06-29T00:08:07+00:00

And yes I count. Because what I'm feeling down in life it's like oh yeah I'm that guy that fucked 75 girls. It's almost impossible to not be happy. You start to realize that nothing else in life matters other than the little things such as food sex sleep memories good times etc

Title	“What’s your body count”
Author	Pufferfish615
Upvotes	49
Comments	104
Date	September 15, 2021 11:48 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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