Your best comebacks to, "Do you like me?"

Marro78 · 2012-04-22T04:25:33+00:00

"I haven't decided yet" ?

godthatfeelsgood · 2012-04-22T02:52:26+00:00

I was in a situation similar to this and thought it'd be hilarious to share, hope you enjoy!

This one girl had been into me for about 3 years during high school but she was a year younger so I never went for her and just played the whole older guy role and let her flirt w me. We would see each other most days since we lived pretty close also.

The summer after freshman year of college rolls around and she is about to go off to college and we hooked up for the first time on a platform in the middle of a pond in my neighborhood (awesome place to hook up haha). So right before she was about to go down, she stops and asks me, penny for you thoughts?

At this point, I was in a sticky situation (no pun intended) because if I told her I liked her, or something romantic, then she would've wanted to start dating and go out. If I said I didn't really want to have this go anywhere, she would've stopped going down, and that would've ended the night.

So thankfully I thought of something. I replied "you're naked so I know you don't have a penny on you." Then the rest of the night went perfectly.

redditor3000 · 2012-04-22T04:36:35+00:00

I used to try and think of the perfect comeback for everything. Now I just say whatever comes to my mind while I'm in a PUA mindset. Works wonders.

Mo3 · 2012-04-22T04:10:19+00:00

My favorite reply is simple yet exquisite. Ahem....

"Do you like me?"

"Only sometimes."

Level_75_Zapdos · 2012-04-22T04:07:19+00:00

No, elbows too pointy, 2/10 at best, would not bang. Then smile and give her a noogie (sp?).

ohexcardonme · 2012-04-22T03:27:06+00:00

Not as much as you like me...

Turdilton · 2012-04-22T05:27:58+00:00

There are some moments.. cheeky smirk

ge99 · 2012-04-22T15:28:06+00:00

Just say "Yeah" like its a no big deal.

This is not a game changer, massive shit test or anything too complicated.

She is seeking validation, give it to her, give her those little butterflies that come from mutual attraction.

Weftad · 2012-04-22T09:02:55+00:00

Whenever I get asked that I respond "I would fuck the shit out of you."...even if it's a guy. ESPECIALLY if it's a guy!

IAmTheOmNom · 2012-04-22T03:04:11+00:00

... Would you really think this is a shittest?!

When a girl tells me this I would rather think it is a confession on her part.

Thus my best answer: "Yes!" (or no, if not)

Damn I like a lot of people. It's not like I commited to anything with saying that.

AustralianMaverick · 2012-04-22T02:44:43+00:00

something like, "I'm not sure just yet. You are going to have to impress me a little more"

something along those lines.

Bmoreknowledgeable · 2012-04-22T13:54:50+00:00

Female here. Best comeback I've ever experienced to this question- He smiled slyly and said "now that is just none of your business."

His smile said he was was having fun so I just assumed yes and continued to play.

ThrowawayPUA · 2012-04-22T06:50:52+00:00

Her: Do you like me?
Him: No, I hate you.

(use an obviously joking tone)

2012-04-22T06:29:02+00:00

"I'll tell you after."

"After what...?"

and then you seduce her whether you like her or not.

Paramorgue · 2012-04-22T07:59:41+00:00

"You are not too bad"

I always try to get a laugh out from them and my natural responses are those "heart breaking" answers but with a smile.

Her: I love you

Me: You're pretty okay yourself ;)

ulookmad · 2012-04-22T09:11:46+00:00

7 out of 10... keep it up

2012-04-22T19:06:32+00:00

Just kiss her and then immediately ignore her/walk away/talk to someone else.

Straightforward answers are always bad

the_gubernaculum · 2012-04-22T07:53:23+00:00

kiss her

danxmason · 2012-04-22T12:39:35+00:00

"Only if you're a good kisser"

Azelius · 2012-04-22T11:43:20+00:00

Question to the OP, what do you mean by dead zone? And what's wrong with an honest "yes"?

godthatfeelsgood · 2012-04-22T16:20:55+00:00

you can also always say yes and kiss her.....that's all she's really trying to hear.

bigexplosion · 2012-04-22T19:15:09+00:00

What do i say to the girl who drunkenly exclaims "I love you!"?

venbear3 · 2012-04-22T21:52:47+00:00

If I didn't, you'd know it by now.

mrpopenfresh · 2012-04-22T07:59:01+00:00

Add me on facebook and I'll see what I can do.

carrotplanter · 2012-04-22T06:47:33+00:00

Secret.

talk2m3 · 2012-04-22T09:33:52+00:00

I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but something like "No, I don't like you, thats why I'm following your every move." Would depend on the situation though.

texture · 2012-04-22T06:27:05+00:00

"Do you like me?"

2012-04-22T13:24:53+00:00

You're at a solid 6 out of 10 right now.

Leelluu · 2012-04-22T22:02:35+00:00

Why would you want to "counter" a valid question? Just answer it.

Whisper · 2012-04-22T08:23:09+00:00

"Don't know, haven't sampled you yet."

Timlikesturtles · 2012-04-22T13:50:19+00:00

"I don't not not like you..." (smirk)

Title	Your best comebacks to, "Do you like me?"
Author	ninjedditsu
Upvotes	83
Comments	66
Date	April 22, 2012 2:32 AM UTC (14 years ago)
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