Anyone wanna keep relashions with this man?

thedrunkcuteblonde · 2020-03-12T05:28:02+00:00

I like how there’s a weight restriction. I imagine him coming to meet her for the first time with a scale. It’s cracking me up.

hyp3lady · 2020-03-12T05:31:10+00:00

EUROPEEN. jesus.

ny-lady · 2020-03-12T09:21:38+00:00

50 wanting some young slave virgin for babies. His sperm is full of defects now and will probably need IFV.

Yes, your virgin wants that old sperm.

"gestational diabetes, preeclampsia and preterm birth. Infants born to older fathers were found to be at higher risk of premature birth, late still birth, low Apgar scores, low birth weight, higher incidence of newborn seizures and birth defects such as congenital heart disease and cleft palate. As they matured, these children were found to have an increased likelihood of childhood cancers, psychiatric and cognitive disorders, and autism."

cannedboelyn · 2020-03-12T05:32:42+00:00

I never heard of europeen females before

Bovvsette · 2020-03-12T05:42:36+00:00

50 year old insecure scrote looking for submissive incubator to accept his slow, autism-infested defective sperm. No, thanks.

siberiansummer · 2020-03-12T10:47:35+00:00

But hE iS sUcH fINe wINe NoW

grimreapersdtr · 2020-03-12T16:56:10+00:00

This is real. I remember when newspapers used to have “lonely hearts” ads. I’d read them as a kid for laughs. Men would literally demand “5’6”-5’11” 36-24-36 under 110lbs, straight blond hair blue eyes must like housekeeping and go to church”.

LemonRidge · 2020-03-12T05:30:42+00:00

I refuse to believe this is real. Nope, not real.

surviveIIthrive · 2020-03-12T11:55:34+00:00

This seems fake until you remember mail-ordering brides is a real thing! This basically sounds like what you would send a mail-order bride agency! Scary!

FodderFigureIllushun · 2020-03-12T13:24:27+00:00

His salary: doesn't matter because he will not share with you.

ello-motto · 2020-03-12T10:57:52+00:00

Damn. He could just buy a dog. But I wouldn't even want to subject a dog to be owned by this "man".

scarletbegonia79 · 2020-03-12T16:43:56+00:00

Oh damn I’m not quite tall enough! Life is just so unfair!

Novemberinthechair · 2020-03-12T12:17:26+00:00

Dude, keep your 50ish sperm to yourself. These fucking guys...women risk their lives to give birth and for them, it's something to cross off on their pathetic bucket list. I bet he can't even afford the fertility treatments it would cost to correct his low quality sperm. The rest of his requirements are equally insane. He's probably a psycho who's ugly as fuck.

taele1996 · 2020-03-12T05:30:29+00:00

Well thank goodness I’m not 5 feet and above. Phew -wipes forehead- dodged a bullet there

Blackishcat27 · 2020-03-12T15:16:07+00:00

I wonder how he would react to a woman who was like cool but you have to do the same?

aquatic_raccoon · 2020-03-12T12:57:58+00:00

🤮

chungkingxbricks · 2020-03-13T01:12:42+00:00

A slut has more than 5 partners by 30 lmao ok. Hope he never has children.

radical__daphne · 2020-03-12T19:31:43+00:00

Just look at that nasty thumbnail. Lol. At least he's advertising his absolute craziness publicly.

raddy-set-go · 2020-03-13T15:44:29+00:00

He wants a borderline underweight woman (if she’s closer to 5ft9) to “bear his children”?

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-03-12T16:07:27+00:00

This has got to be a troll

Title	Anyone wanna keep relashions with this man?
Author	weasted_
Upvotes	121
Comments	51
Date	March 12, 2020 4:55 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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