Man gud, womyn bad!

feistaspongebob · 2020-03-31T11:27:59+00:00

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gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-03-31T17:25:04+00:00

Lol interesting. We'll do ALL 5 of those things and just about everything in the woman's standard list for him and still get abused and cheated on but they don't want to talk about that.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-03-31T11:24:11+00:00

Pure projection. The women's list is obviously what men expect.

DumbBlondeButNatural · 2020-03-31T11:56:27+00:00

"Very clean" -as a bothersome requirement- broke me.

ontherailstoday · 2020-03-31T10:42:52+00:00

"Don't bother him with his movements"

What sort of idiot writes that and doesn't think of potty humor?

just_ivy_wtf · 2020-03-31T09:52:02+00:00

every single point on the man's list is like 10 different "roles" in the female's LOL
"a gynecologist"
"a sexologist"
"a psychologist"
"a psychiatrist"

so ridiculous

chasingxxsanity · 2020-03-31T11:59:52+00:00

How is that man's list any good? Don't bother him at all unless you are being his personal chef or fuck toy.

Bovvsette · 2020-03-31T12:16:28+00:00

They pretend like they don't care about woman's appearance either, though you could easily add like 12 things for that alone to a man's list. Sure, men are so simple and easily pleased, just spoonfeed him regularly, because he's a baby waby, unable to feed himself, and fuck him while simultaneously sexting other guys, looking like an unwashed ogre and being emotionally dismissive and lazy otherwise. They take things on the woman's list for granted so don't bother including them to their own. Most of it is just stretched out ”don't be an asshole” anyway. And if a woman really leaves them alone, doesn't check or bother them, they get paranoid too and try to make her jealous on purpose. They don't know what they want or this list is just gaslighting attempt to make women think they want too much, are entitled or have too high standards. Although ”sleep with him” is easily worth an entire woman's list, they're asking her for a ”small favor” that could lead to body and life altering consequences with a risk of dying, and putting it on the same level as killing a spider. As always woman's input is downplayed and taken for granted, while man is celebrated for doing slightly more than scratching his balls.

backforbeskar · 2020-03-31T17:26:11+00:00

Under the umbrella of 'does bother him with his movements'

-cheats on you

-no emotional or physical labor in the relationship

-won't participate in household chores

Eat_Pant_b0ss · 2020-03-31T14:39:14+00:00

What I read that as:

What a man wants: 1. Sex and food at any time. 2. For you to turn a blind eye to anything suspicious he is doing. 3. For you to let him do whatever he wants with no say other wise and to not ask for anything from him

What a woman wants: 1. Someone who will treat her like she matters and with respect and kindness 2. ???

popfriday · 2020-03-31T14:27:16+00:00

“Don’t check his phone cause he’s still cheating even though you’re fucking him and feeding him”

So what’s the list to keep a man from cheating? Doesn’t exist? Not surprised.

nymphaetamine · 2020-03-31T13:21:30+00:00

Be his personal chef, his bedmaid, keep your hands off his precious phone so he can cheat in peace, and fuck off with your stupid thoughts and feelings. Yup, sounds about right.

ItsFreezen · 2020-03-31T12:46:37+00:00

Most men don't even know how to be a friend.

Flowingnebula · 2020-03-31T17:40:18+00:00

leave him in peace, don't check his phone and don't notice his movements so he can fuck many other women behind your back.. oh did i mention you should always be slim and look like you are 18, you should also cook, clean and be a good mother

azngirl7689 · 2020-03-31T12:27:23+00:00

So men are socially and emotionally stunted? I mean I knew that already but didn’t think they’d @ themselves like that.

CorruptSoulGem · 2020-03-31T19:13:04+00:00

“Don’t check his phone msg”

Written like a man with something to hide.😂

greatmanatee2 · 2020-03-31T14:54:18+00:00

so why would anyone get into a relationship with that type of man? What’s the point? All you do is feed the guy, have sex, and then leave him alone. What does she get out of it/her motivation to keep doing that when there’s no real bond or connection?

persephones_torch · 2020-03-31T17:02:39+00:00

These all wouldn't be hard if they had kindness and empathy but they don't so of course it's going to be an effort.

ros-bos · 2020-03-31T11:51:05+00:00

A sexologist and a gynaecologist - I can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣

Wrong-Key · 2020-03-31T13:24:31+00:00

It should be:

"How a slave makes their master happy" for the first one. Think about that...

PunnyPrinter · 2020-03-31T14:48:52+00:00

I cracked up at stylist and decorator. What an ass.

Goddess422 · 2020-03-31T18:23:24+00:00

This was written by some NVM. I can't believe number 53! As if real men would be okay with their own birthdays and anniversaries being forgotten. Very one-dimensional view of both men and women.

TheOGJammies · 2020-03-31T19:50:12+00:00

The list of what men want is short only because women do all the things on the other list by default.

2020-03-31T20:10:28+00:00

a gynaecologist

He was literally just throwing any old word in LMAO. Makes zero sense.

missamourcali · 2020-03-31T13:11:05+00:00

I do agree with 26. I like a man at just the right temperature 👌

pc_turnip · 2020-03-31T12:10:57+00:00

Lol this is a great image to pick and choose which of these behaviors you want your ideal man to be! It’s like build-a-man workshop!

pc_turnip · 2020-03-31T11:52:38+00:00

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alexis_le_trotteur · 2020-03-31T22:17:27+00:00

Are we supposed to be outraged by the ''men list'' or the ''women's''? Because the ''men list'' is way more sad and pathetic.

2020-04-01T02:58:06+00:00

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Soulsalts · 2020-03-31T20:04:37+00:00

Why does the guy in the picture look like such a schlump? Can't he roll his hems up?

Anyway, this list is pointless. You can't make an LVM happy, their natural state is peevish misery. And you don't have to make an HVM happy, he is already secure.

mathildemariiia · 2020-04-01T18:42:01+00:00

And who the hell would forget their partners birthday? If it was his birthday, I would make his world 1000x better and do anything to make a dedicated day to make him happy. Sex, food, experience, gifts, attention, whatever to make him feel like the luckiest man on earth. I would dump the idiot that made me feel like I was demanding for wanting attention on my birthday, and afterwards celebrate with champagne...byyyebye

Title	Man gud, womyn bad!
Author	jelka86
Upvotes	230
Comments	60
Date	March 31, 2020 9:49 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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