Oh boy. Where do I begin.

So I’m a teacher. Thankfully the school I work at has been mainly female for the past couple years I’ve worked there with the exception of a couple OLD AND MARRIED men that act professional. This year, we have a new principal and he decided to hire several young men.

One of these new teachers, let’s call him K, took over the classroom next door to me. For the first couple months he left me alone. Then, he slowly starting coming into my room before school, after school, lunch, in between periods, etc. eventually moving on to asking for my number and social media. Let me preface that I am NOTHING but professional and kind to all my coworkers, I never flirt or say anything really personal because I like to maintain my privacy and don’t mix my professional and personal life. Also, K looks like Big Ed off 90 Day Fiancé. I’m not even exaggerating. It’s his twin. I resemble Anne Hathaway mixed with Audrey Hepburn. So even if I did date coworkers, I’m extremely out of his league. Also, he’s extremely weird, always making creepy side remarks, has no hobbies and constantly talks about how he is so depressed because he doesn’t have a girlfriend and is overall just unpleasant to be around.

I eventually gave into the phone number because he wouldn’t stop asking but I lied and said I have no social media. He texted me NONSTOP, asking me so many personal questions. I just didn’t respond.

At this point it was getting out of hand so I made up a fake boyfriend and talked about him constantly. I’m talking literally every conversation to turned it to my imaginary boyfriend. THANKFULLY this got him to step back a bit.

Today, we had a new young female teacher start, looks a lot like Penelope Cruz. We were all in the library in a meeting and he’s next to me and writes his phone number on a sticky note and says he’s going to hand it to her. I look at him like I’m looking at aliens. Like he spoke another language. I DID NOT understand how he THINKS he’s going to pull a girl like that. And I wish I could scream at him that he’s absolutely delusional and to leave the poor girl alone. But alas, he walked away with the sticky note. I dont even know anymore. Maybe I’ll pass my idea of the fake boyfriend to her.