What a Pick Me's future looks like

aquietsword · 2021-10-31T08:15:57+00:00

I'm in nanowrimo mode and in my head she's smiling because she poisoned his cup of coffee.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-10-31T10:37:42+00:00

how can he hold the console when he has arthritic fingers? does she also change his diaper?

oh, I see... she is easygoing and easy to please: her only joy in life is watching him play games while cooking for him and bringing him breakfast and adoring his ass while he sometimes forgets his dentures.

deadbody140216 · 2021-10-31T11:05:32+00:00

If someone sits on their ass playing video games n eating junk, he will either die leaving a pickme with nothing but kids n debts or he will live as disabled for her to clean his bedpan, change his urine pouch, feed him and care for him.

Buttercup5555 · 2021-10-31T08:23:49+00:00

This is unfortunately best case scenario. More realistically she is beat up by the decades of abuse of every kind, now taking care of him, demented and incontinent. The kids are resentful for all the shit they had to go through and are no contact.

souredskittles · 2021-10-31T11:38:36+00:00

She would actually look 10+ her age due to all the stress

ParadoxCoco · 2021-10-31T10:04:04+00:00

You forgot the age gap. When a pickme reaches this age, the scrote she was with would already have died 3 decades ago.

08__80 · 2021-10-31T12:44:23+00:00

Ugh... That facial expression. I've seen too many Wendys gaze at their Peter Pans that way. It's an open ended love triangle. She loves him, he loves the game, the game loves no one.

who_mad_again · 2021-10-31T09:49:35+00:00

Still waitin for the manchild to grow

fireforestfairy · 2021-10-31T10:18:10+00:00

Nah, the eyesight of these gamers would have deteriorated to the point of being nearly blind so they won't be able to play video games. This is what happens when you play video games for hours on a daily basis.

GodILoveTheEnglish · 2021-10-31T11:06:46+00:00

Ffs lol. This is too accurate

dancedancedance7 · 2021-10-31T06:54:33+00:00

Ahahahahaha 💯

extragouda · 2021-10-31T10:52:58+00:00

Oh no! Funny and sad at the same time.

LR_today · 2021-10-31T06:09:48+00:00

As long as I have a controller too this looks pretty nice ;)

Edit: I like video games. I also like watching people play video games, have since I was a kid in the 80s!

Downvote me all you like but I like what I like, you are all super mean.

ponybeine · 2021-10-31T14:30:27+00:00

Wow, the comments are harsh... I like to play video games myself so I wouldn't have a problem with my partner doing the same, would even prefer it. What's the game hate about?

Title	What a Pick Me's future looks like
Author	HereForTheFreeFoodOk
Upvotes	254
Comments	29
Date	October 31, 2021 6:00 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/qjjbtf/what_a_pick_mes_future_looks_like/
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