This was on my facebook. Apparently all men want is sex and to be lazy, and that is the end of our interests.

Tigerantilles · 2012-06-11T00:23:18+00:00

I always thought a dream job would be the graveyard shift at the mattress testing factory.

Clock in, go to bed, get up, "Not bad", clock out, go home.

HolyCounsel · 2012-06-10T23:58:01+00:00

Test driver for Lamborghini and ambassador to Tahiti both sound like awesome dream jobs. The rest are so predictable that they neither offend nor amuse me.

cjanimal · 2012-06-11T00:44:47+00:00

I'm offended by this, not because it is sexist. But because half the jobs are fucking terrible.

gwolf100 · 2012-06-11T00:31:10+00:00

I think porn movie reviewer would be the most fun because you could just sit there and make snarky comments about the piss poor acting ability. Who knows, maybe it would revolutionize porn by causing all the actors to y'know act. Then we could have porn movies that thoroughly outclass even the best of the classics so the theatres are forced to show them by popular demand. And in this way, we make sex less taboo and cut right to the heart of all the reproductive rights issues by having a proper societal dialogue!

BaconPit · 2012-06-11T01:49:08+00:00

I would actually like to be a water slide tester. Living the dream.

FreddyDeus · 2012-06-11T03:55:18+00:00

This is fucking outrageous!

Product sampler at a brewery is way to far down the list.

jimbolauski · 2012-06-11T01:24:56+00:00

Why get so worked up about a joke other then it not being humorous. Anybody offended by this is no different then a whiney feminist.

Luxieee · 2012-06-11T01:33:09+00:00

I want that, and I'm a woman.

Xenoith · 2012-06-11T03:42:27+00:00

Haha, guys only think about sex and being lazy! That's why they didn't invent almost everything around us.

Whisper · 2012-06-11T01:58:45+00:00

I don't have a big problem with this so long as we can joke about how women are stupid, selfish, and obsessed with shoes.

blackstonesinger · 2012-06-11T02:11:30+00:00

Honestly, I find them all funny except for #1. Who the fuck wants to live with their parents their whole lives? That's just the definition of awful. Go ahead. Look up awful in the dictionary. I'll wait.

niklaskronwalled · 2012-06-11T01:55:29+00:00

Seem like great jobs to me. It's fine to poke fun and have a sense of humor surrounding the differences between the sexes, I think. Doesn't infringe on rights.

johnskiddles · 2012-06-11T03:38:54+00:00

9 and 5 Naked old people everywhere!

broconsulate · 2012-06-12T02:08:16+00:00

Grow a sense of humor.

zyk0s · 2012-06-10T23:35:23+00:00

But since they can't all do these things, they are forced to become engineers, doctors, politicians, police officers, soldiers, farmers, factory workers and other professionals who brought the world to the current state of civilization.

What's a woman's dream job? Complaining about men and be paid for it.

cthulufunk · 2012-06-11T04:07:19+00:00

Can you imagine the uproar if the sexes were reversed?

bootsmegamix · 2012-06-11T02:06:38+00:00

All of those except number 1 sound pretty fuckin sweet to me.

kyle2143 · 2012-06-11T03:43:51+00:00

All of these jobs are awful and probably pay really shitty. Witht he exception of #7, #4, and #2. So long as being a cheeleading coach is at a university, otherwise it would be too creepy. Even at a college it would be creepy. The reason I leave #4, ambassador to Tahiti on there is because I believe it is part of France, in which case you would be the ambassador to France.

2012-06-11T04:24:35+00:00

Porno movie critic? More like porn star.

onegaminus · 2012-06-11T04:44:07+00:00

I honestly think anyone would enjoy doing most of those jobs, not just guys, if the roles were reversed.

picopallasi · 2012-06-11T05:14:27+00:00

Maybe I'm old, but these all sound exceptionally trite, boring or tedious.

10. No job, just live with parents? That sounds more like a circle of hell to me.

Ed_Torrid · 2012-06-11T05:43:33+00:00

My dream job's not on that list. I wonder if there is an 11 on the back, you know, write in your own because men shouldn't be labelled with blanket generalizations. /fun

2012-06-11T05:44:36+00:00

The only thing remotely offensive about this is the bikini waxing part. I surely can't be the only person unnerved by that. And even then it's not offensive to me as a man, but offensive to me as a man who likes a little shrubbery on the fun farm.

Belgian_Rofl · 2012-06-11T06:28:27+00:00

Okay, I'll be honest, 8.,7., and 4. sound freaking awesome. 6. sounds disgusting and the rest sound like some one needed to fill this piece with sex. Of course 1. pisses me off to no end, it's like they are that awkward marginally fat joking kid with the annoying laugh.

uranus86 · 2012-06-11T06:40:02+00:00

I wouldn't mind any of those, and that card was meant to be cheesy. I'm neither offended nor disgusted. This is kind of weak for /r/MensRights

d6x1 · 2012-06-11T08:41:37+00:00

I would have been offended if I was a feminist and this was top 10 jobs a feminist would want, but since I'm a man, I'm not offended

thedevguy · 2012-06-11T11:21:27+00:00

ha ha. Joke's on the misandrists because I actually have my dream job, and it's quite intellectually stimulating - I create things out of pure thought-stuff. I wouldn't want a job like "water boy" where I get to look at models all day but then they go home to men they love. I much prefer to have my one woman who loves me back and with whom I have sex.

lethalweapon100 · 2012-06-11T11:38:16+00:00

...eh I kinda like the sound of all those jobs except living with parents.

WhipIash · 2012-06-11T13:37:37+00:00

It isn't?

NineTails21 · 2012-06-11T21:51:00+00:00

Ok, i'll admit test-driving a lamborghini sounds badass.

daedaluscapn · 2012-06-30T05:52:06+00:00

Lamborghini test driver is pretty awesome...

ninfan200 · 2012-06-11T02:27:42+00:00

I don't really find this offensive, hell, some of those jobs sound fun

Macbeth554 · 2012-06-11T01:12:20+00:00

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northsongmetal · 2012-06-11T04:16:09+00:00

Top 10 Dream Jobs for Douchebags.

2012-06-11T02:31:00+00:00

Accurate.

Title	This was on my facebook. Apparently all men want is sex and to be lazy, and that is the end of our interests.
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Date	June 10, 2012 11:04 PM UTC (14 years ago)
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10. No job, just live with parents? That sounds more like a circle of hell to me.