PICK IT THE FUCK UP OR I KNOCK OUT YOUR JUNKIE BOYFRIEND

ElBrownSound · 2017-04-09T16:11:41+00:00

The boyfriend didn't want the bidness AT ALL

TenserTensor · 2017-04-09T16:24:38+00:00

"ugh. it's a Chihuahua?"

LOL okaY???

she moved to the other side the house as soon as she saw the OP in the video open the front door. she knows what she's doing.

SierraDeltaNovember · 2017-04-09T16:53:09+00:00

Christmas was over 4 months ago asshole

Glorious

DeplorableTexan · 2017-04-09T16:56:52+00:00

The boyfriend cracks me up. He has no idea what's going on, just knows he doesn't belong in this.

NeverBeenStung · 2017-04-09T16:40:04+00:00

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Crowpantsfeet · 2017-04-09T16:48:22+00:00

This is fake. It's from The Philly Offensive facebook page. He does little skits like this all the time.

Real_nimr0d · 2017-04-09T17:07:59+00:00

"Pick it up or I knock your junkie boyfriend out?" come'on dude, what did he do?

WoodStalk16 · 2017-04-22T16:19:58+00:00

Is there a mirror to this video??

Beavs87 · 2017-04-09T16:00:17+00:00

Guy got results but threatening the boyfriend when he told her to pick it up as well isn't cool.

quidquid_ · 2017-04-09T16:43:44+00:00

Fuckin' eat it, bitch.

howdareyou · 2017-04-09T18:27:05+00:00

Great acting

overdriveftw · 2017-04-09T17:52:59+00:00

This subreddit getting worse, we have a confirmed fake video of barely PPD and this is still up.

Moveover33 · 2017-04-09T18:27:26+00:00

"You gunna let him talk to me like that?"

"Aa... yeah, I guess so, given that I'm so loaded I can barely keep my balance."

IFHY_ALL · 2017-04-09T16:12:21+00:00

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mostlycoffeine · 2017-04-09T16:53:25+00:00

Lmao "Christmas was over 4 months ago" 😂😂😂

2017-04-09T18:04:28+00:00

FAKE. GAY.

WhoUsesTheirRealName · 2017-04-09T22:19:51+00:00

This is fake and scripted. Not a criticism, just helping out people who don't know. See more here

2017-04-09T21:47:41+00:00

Fake. This guy had so many videos. All fake.

ketones · 2017-04-09T22:50:40+00:00

This has gotta be Philly

2017-04-09T23:37:31+00:00

Where in philly is this

dlismygod · 2017-04-09T18:59:47+00:00

I did not think the house owner handled that situation really well. The house owner threatened the both of them with violence because there were two small shits on his property. I understand that it could be infuriating (it was twice that she did that) and that it was on his property... but was that really necessary? You already have video footage and evidence of their wrongdoing, so let the police handle this. What if the "boyfriend" had some mental disorder? If she refused, then he did say that he would knock him out. What if he had nothing to do with it or had a concealed weapon? What if he died? What if the owner's kids saw that their dad fixed a situation with violence? Now they know where this house owner lives and his action could possibly endanger his "kids".

I agree that the dog owner should have picked up after her dog, but I disagree with the way the house owner handled the situation.

What are your opinions on the way he used threatening words to solve this conflict?

fencehoppa · 2017-04-09T19:43:23+00:00

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ArseKraken · 2017-04-09T19:19:20+00:00

This guy is my new hero

2017-04-09T20:12:13+00:00

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SquankyLoner1 · 2017-04-09T21:02:43+00:00

Fake or not this is a common throughout the world. Shitty dog owners not cleaning up after their dog. I'm a life long dog owner and my neighbors constantly allow their pets to shit on my lawn leaving me to clean it up.

People also have the mentality the cameraman has. No need to threaten the person associated with this bitch. She's the one walking the dog and involved in the argument. Don't get the heroin addict involved he's just trying to mind his business and stay high.

2017-04-09T23:07:52+00:00

Fake. Things don't go like this in real life.

Hibria · 2017-04-09T17:32:29+00:00

Out of line, boyfriend didn't do anything.....

booyah2 · 2017-04-09T18:25:14+00:00

LOL, respect to the junkie for not being a white Knight

LorenzoVonMatterh0rn · 2017-04-09T21:21:44+00:00

This sub isn't so much "pussy pass denied" as it is "ass hole human being denied"

2017-04-10T00:25:34+00:00

Fake. Here's another video from this person where they left a baby to die in a hot car because it was wearing a dallas jersey.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7FZ04xFa2Q

Sgt_Funky · 2017-04-10T00:48:27+00:00

he could've brought out a broom and made her sweep it into a bag, i think this guy just gets off filming himself intimidating people, must have a small penis

darthliki · 2017-04-10T14:37:22+00:00

"It's a chihuaha!" SO?? It's still SHIT, lady!

2017-04-09T20:18:33+00:00

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AhhBiteMe · 2017-04-09T23:00:51+00:00

This seems kinda fake, but also...

Is this Philly? They sound pretty Philly.

AP3Brain · 2017-04-09T23:33:18+00:00

wtf? This is more fucked up by the guy video taping.

Yes. She should be picking up after her dog but immediately escalating the situation by threatening to beat up her boyfriend and forcing her to pick up the shit bare handed? Seems like a psychopath to me.

I3ULLETSTORM1 · 2017-04-09T20:03:43+00:00

fuck this sub

how is this ppd?

2017-04-09T16:25:57+00:00

HE CALLED THE POOP SHIT

Sylvester_Scott · 2017-04-09T19:14:00+00:00

The guy was right, but he was such an asshole about it, I would've thrown the dog poo at his house.

Knobalt3 · 2017-04-09T20:34:45+00:00

So you are telling me some guy recorded himself assaulting another person and then put it up on YouTube? Yeah this is fake

Zakattk1027 · 2017-04-09T19:36:20+00:00

This shit just made my day

2017-04-09T19:40:28+00:00

"Christmas was over 4 months ago asshole."

Chknbone · 2017-04-09T20:54:06+00:00

That whole video was awesome. But that line about christmas being over 4 months ago was just the cherry on top.

Syreus · 2017-04-09T21:34:39+00:00

Gj boyfriend for not letting that situation escalate.

RHallman321 · 2017-04-09T22:04:49+00:00

That boyfriend was way too high to wanna deal with that bullshit! That was hilarious!

Orthodox-Waffle · 2017-04-09T22:35:43+00:00

This doesn't really seem like a PPD. Just a mini "justice served"

MrJ414 · 2017-04-09T22:55:31+00:00

LPT- Don't piss people off right outside your house.

ISF5 · 2017-04-10T00:26:31+00:00

It's fake and he uses terrible language around a kid.

DaydreamNational · 2017-04-10T00:33:13+00:00

fuckin Kenso

imaoddboy · 2017-04-10T00:38:01+00:00

This is why you get a real dog instead of a fake dog. The dude filming wouldn't have been so aggressive if it were an angry looking pit bull instead of a Chihuahua.

MadPilotMurdock · 2017-04-10T01:46:37+00:00

May I suggest that this is possibly still an example of a pussy pass since he deliberately made the threat to the man which would be the more "socially acceptable" of the two people involved? Just a suggestion, down vote me to hell if you'd like.

Shaolin33 · 2017-04-10T02:10:20+00:00

Definitely happened in Staten Island .

Rickys_HD_SPJs · 2017-04-10T02:54:53+00:00

Fuck, I knew was this Philly as soon as I saw that couch and those blinds. Also, faked.

25800 · 2017-04-10T03:06:25+00:00

Whoever stole this video is a fat bitch http://phillyoffensive.tv/ this is the original guy and his channel / website

311JL · 2017-04-10T03:09:12+00:00

I fuckin love this guy. LOVE IT. Junkie didn't wanna catch those those hands.

Edit: so disappointed after seeing this is fake. He was briefly a hero. Not the hero we want, but the hero we need.

dainternets · 2017-04-10T03:18:41+00:00

This is confirmed as being fake in the comments but can anyone else picture Joey Diaz acting as the camera man?

2017-04-10T04:05:04+00:00

I almost can't believe you gullible retards think this is real. Almost.

SyntheticComedy · 2017-04-10T05:26:18+00:00

Lmao

JulzTheBaked · 2017-04-10T05:29:09+00:00

"Do you have a bag?" "No, pick it the fuck up!"

SnoLeppard13 · 2017-04-10T05:33:23+00:00

"Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?" "I told you to pick it up..." XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

kupkapupka · 2017-04-10T05:43:52+00:00

This guy is my hero!!!!!

gmikoner · 2017-04-10T06:56:11+00:00

That poor stolen dog.

moltenrock · 2017-04-10T07:06:11+00:00

This just might be the greatest video I've ever seen. I might even have to masturbate to this - it could seriously skew every pleasure neuron in my brain for ever.

kinkadec · 2017-04-11T17:07:20+00:00

People do realize the creator of this video is an actor and this is staged correct?

Nuclearpolitics · 2017-04-12T06:41:05+00:00

Why the fuck would he be knocking out the boyfriend? That's a pussy pass. Guy's standing there doing nothing. He gave her the pussy pass. This is bullshit.

2017-04-12T06:56:00+00:00

"Christmas was over 4 months ago asshole."

Hahaha I'm dying.

ShowALK32 · 2017-04-19T14:23:00+00:00

Does anybody have a mirror?

funkymoose123 · 2017-04-09T22:03:10+00:00

First yeah I know it's fake.

But Ugh it's dog shit. As much as it's wrong to leave dog shit somewhere you really think you're going to get anywhere by being an asshole about it?

ccc1912 · 2017-04-09T19:29:33+00:00

If that were me and my ol lady I would let the ass wipe hit me, Call the cops and report the dude attached me then stole $500 and my credit cards. And what proof is there the BF is a junkie.

KumamonForAll · 2017-04-09T20:40:51+00:00

Yeah you see this only works until you meet the wrong guy and you get a knife in your throat. Reddit loves to upvote this shit when it works out and hopefully this guy doesn't get too big for his boots. The guy already looks out his mind high but do it to a sobber person with an ego. Eh different story.

ihuha · 2017-04-09T19:49:02+00:00

hmmm what did the junkie boyfriend do? the guy on the camera is a douche.

wacker9999 · 2017-04-09T23:39:04+00:00

This video is staged. It's from the YouTube channel "The Philly Offensive".

bazoos · 2017-04-10T00:24:34+00:00

The fuck did the junkie have to do with it?

2017-04-09T16:44:14+00:00

'Fuck outta here indeed.

A_Great_Forest · 2017-04-09T16:46:29+00:00

Glorious!

ghostsofbaghlan · 2017-04-09T17:42:04+00:00

That was awesome! I thought the guy was gonna go out there and plead with the dog owner. Nope.

IdontWannaGroUp · 2017-04-09T17:47:44+00:00

BRAVO sir. Bravo!

Noimnotonacid · 2017-04-09T17:53:03+00:00

That guy is the best.

Krickles88 · 2017-04-09T18:14:06+00:00

What an entitled cunt. Pick up after your dog bitch

Szos · 2017-04-09T18:28:03+00:00

I LOVE her first reaction when she's confronted is to lean on her boyfriend and have him do something. As usual, they always need a guy to fix a situation for them.

2017-04-09T18:36:49+00:00

Officer: Step out of the vehicle NOW. Woman: But it's a Peugeot Officer: shots fired

mechathatcher · 2017-04-09T18:52:23+00:00

I wish I had either the bollocks or the composure of that dude. Both would make me a god.

2017-04-09T18:58:14+00:00

anyone else think he sounded like someone doin a Mark Wahlberg impression?

CrunchyNutFruit · 2017-04-09T19:10:45+00:00

My kids are rolling around in it. Lol

2017-04-09T19:18:29+00:00

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smileistheway · 2017-04-09T19:39:25+00:00

This looks kinda staged

Hawkings_WheelChair · 2017-04-09T19:41:55+00:00

This is the greatest pussy pass denied video I've ever seen. I want to have the confidence ans assertiveness this man has. PS the people saying he's giving a pass by threatening the bf are wrong. He's just being a gentleman to share

maschine01 · 2017-04-09T19:44:17+00:00

Fucking bad ass... "you gonna let him talk to me like that?" Fuck yeah he is. Fucking PPD justice boner!!

Weacron · 2017-04-09T19:51:44+00:00

I hear it's fake

Cwmcwm · 2017-04-09T19:53:09+00:00

Yo, Philly!

Judgejointy · 2017-04-09T19:53:13+00:00

Ahh my old neighborhood in Northeast Philly summed up perfectly in 1 minute and 16 seconds. Doin' Holmesburg proud!

Runefall · 2017-04-09T19:54:54+00:00

Perpetrator in this is a moron.

notbirkenstocks · 2017-04-09T19:59:58+00:00

I guess it's not always sunny in Philadelphia..

Skatelate2017 · 2017-04-09T20:03:31+00:00

Denied and supplied.

AllPurposeNerd · 2017-04-09T20:04:16+00:00

Well that was a bit much, but he's not wrong. They sell poop bags for a reason.

2017-04-09T20:22:15+00:00

Philadelphia?

2017-04-09T20:24:10+00:00

Hahaha hilarious

2017-04-09T20:28:15+00:00

Fuck me why is everything good always staged?

KillAllCommunists123 · 2017-04-09T20:28:20+00:00

/r/dogfree

Ohsoeasy · 2017-04-09T20:31:10+00:00

I clean up after my chihuahua and so can she.

TheGhost206 · 2017-04-09T20:47:48+00:00

Dude sounds like Michael Rapaport.

Nomandate · 2017-04-09T21:09:42+00:00

He knows she's a bitch. There's no honor there to protect.

thebestatheist · 2017-04-09T21:15:33+00:00

This is the most satisfying thing on all of Reddit.

BaronWombat · 2017-04-09T21:22:18+00:00

Video guy is my hero. We need so much more of this in society to get back to a proper act/reaction paradigm.

Makonar · 2017-04-09T21:28:29+00:00

"Are you gonna let him talk to me like that" - either fight your own battles, or shut the fuck up.

madalert123 · 2017-04-09T21:29:52+00:00

Hmmm, with a little psychology the girl would have picked up with ease.

TheForceIsWithBrew · 2017-04-09T21:45:24+00:00

I hate animals this is the greatest shit I have ever seen

10J18R1A · 2017-04-09T21:50:43+00:00

Dude has definitely learned from the "when keeping it real goes wrong" skits.

onedemtwodem · 2017-04-09T21:57:43+00:00

Why would she think it's OK to NOT pick it up? ...trashy. I love that the homeowner told her what's up.

2017-04-09T22:17:29+00:00

Guy was a little mean to her boy friend (or son considering he looks 10 years younger then her). Ya know, what do the guy do wrong?

AnEmortalKid · 2017-04-09T22:23:51+00:00

It's a chihuahua tho

Only_Two_Genders_ · 2017-04-09T22:30:36+00:00

SPICY!!!

ALegendInHisOwnMind · 2017-04-09T22:30:54+00:00

Can anyone tell me where to submit nominations for American Hero 2017?

Invalid_Target · 2017-04-09T22:31:44+00:00

he reminds me so much of bill burr, omg...

2017-04-09T22:31:58+00:00

Bitch like this will blame the dog later.

tossawaykkk · 2017-04-09T22:36:30+00:00

Invite the revenge of someone with nothing to lose. I need some updates ... bad

Goofypoops · 2017-04-09T22:40:28+00:00

beautiful

makaveliindisbitch · 2017-04-09T22:52:00+00:00

"it ain't over" Really? LMAO

magicalraven · 2017-04-09T23:05:00+00:00

Sandals and socks. Fuck this bitch.

idle_voluptuary · 2017-04-09T23:05:32+00:00

Human garbage. Hitler came too soon

demwoodz · 2017-04-09T23:13:53+00:00

First of all it's a chihuahua

RobRex7 · 2017-04-09T23:18:16+00:00

This video has made my life

iambkatl · 2017-04-09T23:19:16+00:00

The accents though... is it Baltimore, Pittsburgh or Philly ?

MrScats · 2017-04-09T23:25:20+00:00

Fuckin philly

2017-04-09T23:25:35+00:00

I dont often log on but when I do its to upvote a video like this.

2017-04-09T23:26:25+00:00

damn right man I've caught people doing this outside my house and I call them out and force them to pick up their dogs shit

2017-04-09T23:28:50+00:00

Is no one going to address how fucking dumb she really is. She could have just kicked it to the side. Instead she outstretched her hands and said, "uuugggggghh"

hang-clean · 2017-04-09T23:31:32+00:00

You can see vthis is stages, right? I mean, nobody thinks this is real?

vishiousx · 2017-04-09T23:33:24+00:00

Just a normal day in Philadelphia

2017-04-09T23:34:59+00:00

Her thoughts: My boyfriend will stand up for me surely

Boyfriends reaction: We'll I mean we all do have to share the sidewalk, kinda fucked up if you ask me.

2017-04-09T23:35:28+00:00

God how big was this dude

2017-04-09T23:36:58+00:00

That is my newest fucking hero! No "Would you, please?" No "I'd appreciate if". Just "PICK IT THE FUCK UP!" If he EVER makes his way to Fontana, CA he has some cold ones waiting for him! Fuck yeah!

ZombiAcademy · 2017-04-09T23:39:14+00:00

"Um...its a CHIWAWAH...?" WTF? She trying to say necause its a Chihuahua, it doesn't shit?

4lan9 · 2017-04-09T23:39:18+00:00

Monica Gallagher is looking good

BrocanGawd · 2017-04-09T23:49:05+00:00

This was fine until the asshole threatened the boyfriend for no fucking reason. Why threaten him instead of threatening the bitch that actually did the deed? And I don't mean the dog.

wiseprogressivethink · 2017-04-09T23:51:03+00:00

What a disgusting cunt.

AleXBadaboom · 2017-04-09T23:54:00+00:00

Dude but it's a chihuahua

synds · 2017-04-09T23:56:15+00:00

"I'm going to knock your boyfriend out." NO pussy pass was denied here. The boyfriend had nothing to do with it. What a bitch he is.

2017-04-09T23:57:25+00:00

Is this philly? Sounds like philly

QuitWhiningAlready · 2017-04-10T00:01:32+00:00

The most Philadelphia video I've seen this week.

booblover513 · 2017-04-10T00:05:29+00:00

Tweety pants lol

elAntonio · 2017-04-10T00:15:28+00:00

I would not be surprised, by the way he talked to them, if she came back a min later and threw to his door.
It's always better to try the "gentle" way first. Hell, I even would have brought them a bag for them to pick it up.

2017-04-10T00:18:06+00:00

Love it

Facerless · 2017-04-10T00:23:08+00:00

That was magical

BuzzGaming · 2017-04-10T00:33:11+00:00

Sorry to rain on the parade but this is fake. He has a channel where he make a whole bunch of these.

bryanrobh · 2017-04-10T00:35:09+00:00

You going let him talk like that to me. Haha that was awesome stupid fat cunt

2017-04-10T00:39:29+00:00

This makes me feel so warm and happy. I love this.

tapport · 2017-04-10T00:41:23+00:00

I really appreciate how happy the pupper is through all this. Think this ended up perfectly.

batmanvjoker · 2017-04-10T00:44:24+00:00

TPO, another classic video.

If you thought this was funny The Philly Offensive made a video about a kid stuck in a car. The kid is wearing a cowboys shirt and everyone's like "na fuck that" and then someone says "let it die". Lmao I've seen so many reactions with people thinking it's real.

CrowFromHeaven · 2017-04-10T00:44:43+00:00

Thank you for some original content, a rare and wanted thing on this sub these days.

RocketFlanders · 2017-04-10T00:47:58+00:00

Always some dipshit boyfriend too. Women are lucky as all hell that men chase after them even if they look like they belong in the circus.

therealdanhill · 2017-04-10T00:49:24+00:00

Jesus Christ, you might get your ass kicked but when your girl puts the heat on you like that you gotta do a bit better than he did, especially with the crazy amount of anger coming off the guy filming. Junkie, in a wheelchair, whatever, you gotta at least lob a fart at the dude. She may be trashy, but she was probably scared as hell by this dude and guy did nothing.

the_donald_kek · 2017-04-10T00:51:58+00:00

This accent is amazing.

khapout · 2017-04-10T00:52:00+00:00

This made me happy

Kingspot · 2017-04-10T00:53:58+00:00

I cant believe nobody is talking about, "When it step in it, bring it in my house? the kids are rollin around in it!"

kids ya know?

boggle_247 · 2017-04-10T00:54:27+00:00

"Christmas was over 4 months ago asshole"

Lol

NeuroEuphoria · 2017-04-10T00:57:34+00:00

What the fuck is dead in the road behind them!??!! Is that a dead dog!?! :'( 0:43 -0:51 is the crack head pointing it out? - Please tell me I'm just seeing things; that looks just like the face of a puppy...

-TheExtraMile- · 2017-04-10T01:03:36+00:00

I loved every second of this!

warpfield · 2017-04-10T01:08:20+00:00

damn the white trash is trashy

PhillyHumor · 2017-04-10T01:19:44+00:00

Funniest shit I seen all fucking day, fucking sleezebags got owned!

SeanHearnden · 2017-04-10T01:20:17+00:00

I dunno. She's a bitch and deserved it all. And just by looking at him the boyfriend - if he even is, looks like an addict. But does that really give the guy the right to threaten him when he really did nothing wrong?

I mean. If he had knocked him out on tape the guy would be in jail. Just seemed a little mean to the dude just because he was a dude and looked to be high.

mellofello808 · 2017-04-10T01:30:21+00:00

I love philliadelphians. We aren't down with the fuck shit.

elloman13 · 2017-04-10T01:30:35+00:00

No pussy pass denied here but I like the video

jhorn1 · 2017-04-10T01:35:56+00:00

If only it were real... :(

SpacemanEddie · 2017-04-10T01:36:51+00:00

Attytood, attire, accent. Gotta be NE Philadelphia. Calling the sidewalk "thee paymint" dead giveaway.

Alexgbell215 · 2017-04-10T01:37:40+00:00

Philly? Just got dat feelin

2017-04-10T01:41:09+00:00

Hahahaha

Hahahahah

Rudyard_Hipling · 2017-04-10T01:41:48+00:00

This has nothing to do with females and everything to do with trash. Stop picking a sex to bitch about.

Severedinception · 2017-04-10T01:44:41+00:00

Had a guys dog shit on our lawn while we were drinking beer on the roof of our house ( Roof beers every Thursday). The guy looks in the window to see if anybody watching him and proceeded to walk away after his dog did its business. We instantly called him out and told to get his dogs fuckin shit off of our lawn. The moron didnt have any bags and wiped the shit off of our lawn with his shoes. Never laughed so hard in my life.

2017-04-10T01:46:15+00:00

uhhhh, it's a chihuahua

2017-04-10T01:46:21+00:00

I enjoyed that more than i should have.

Title	PICK IT THE FUCK UP OR I KNOCK OUT YOUR JUNKIE BOYFRIEND
Author	Gunsndope
Upvotes	12431
Comments	464
Date	April 9, 2017 3:55 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/64dqbo/pick_it_the_fuck_up_or_i_knock_out_your_junkie/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/pick-it-the-fuck-up-or-i-knock-out-your-junkie.1071978 https://theredarchive.com/post/1071978

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