Yes I'm overweight. And here are my demands. I'm not like all the other girls, I check credit scores too!

Awesomeo70706 · 2021-11-05T11:36:21+00:00

So she feels like a top 5% man is just hanging on a tree branch like an apple waiting for her to come pluck him off. She doesn't see the long line of post wall women wrapped around the orchard?

tiernach · 2021-11-05T11:35:06+00:00

You could write the script of her life now and she'll call you a hater or incel. Yet when she's 50, alone with her cats and boxes of wine she'll blame everyone but herself.

3HardWay · 2021-11-05T12:40:49+00:00

How many chins is she hiding behind that hand?

rad1om · 2021-11-05T12:50:24+00:00

i would swipe her left on this dumbass snapchat filter alone. grow the fuck up.

Why do grown adults think that using these filters is appealing in any way is beyond me.

panzer22222 · 2021-11-05T11:40:58+00:00

In her defence she needs a guy with serious income to keep that fed

make_reddit_great · 2021-11-05T13:10:04+00:00

I AM AN OVERWEIGHT WOMAN. HERE IS MY LIST OF DEMANDS...

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-11-05T11:30:50+00:00

That profile ought to keep all the anti-fatso, anti-golddigger extremists away.

Itburns12345 · 2021-11-05T12:09:49+00:00

Thats ok we now check weight , blood sugar and cholesterol levels too.

tktsmnypssprt · 2021-11-05T12:08:23+00:00

I am sure she is exactly what those guys are looking for also

DL505 · 2021-11-05T13:09:29+00:00

I don't get the duck lips thing. Nor the giving the finger in pics.

It's like they are mentally stuck being 8-9 years old.

Overkillengine · 2021-11-05T13:20:07+00:00

As a man who has those things...

I don't have to fuck fat women.

gentle_lemon · 2021-11-05T12:15:42+00:00

No man of any value is going to waste his time on a woman her age that still uses filters for her profile pics. GTFO!

fuck_reddit_admins4 · 2021-11-05T12:36:31+00:00

Retarded fat cunt

Overkillengine · 2021-11-05T13:11:56+00:00

Her blood type: Lard

Yeah she's looking for the guy with a good enough medical insurance policy to keep her alive. Yet another argument against being forced into single payer systems. It's literally a form of slavery for anyone responsible and healthy.

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-11-05T13:31:27+00:00

My credit score is 800. I'm debt-free. I'm hilarious. I have a lifetime military pension that passes to my wife if she outlives me. I own my house outright.

Alas... I'm only 5'7" tall. I'm also married, but even if I wasn't I would swipe left on that heffalump, and I'm old enough to be her father.

Co1onel_Sanderz · 2021-11-05T13:12:03+00:00

Well if they wanted a piggy they would have bought a farm.

RunawayGrain · 2021-11-05T13:26:05+00:00

"Also must have experience with diabetes, and owning a dialysis clinic is a plus."

TANQspray · 2021-11-05T13:34:07+00:00

Anyone who has the mentality to buy or own their own home outright would be that successful in other areas in life they would only attract the better girls.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-11-05T14:14:46+00:00

Wonder if she ever stops to wonder what a man who has all those things would want with her?

EbroWryMan4321 · 2021-11-05T15:22:52+00:00

I don't know why she says i need to own a home. She for damn sure ain't coming to my house.

RedBlow22 · 2021-11-05T15:27:17+00:00

I sense long nights with meow mix in her future

Randallsixx13 · 2021-11-05T14:25:50+00:00

Just imagine-this is after Photoshop. Talk about delusions of grandeur.

asdf333aza · 2021-11-05T14:48:49+00:00

Women: omg! These men are so superficial!!! I just want them to like me for whats on the inside! I don't understand why they just want sex and then leave. Why can't I find a good man!?

Also women: I won't date a guy whose credit score is below 750. And I won't date guys who are less than 6ft.

ClatterShards · 2021-11-05T12:46:41+00:00

I don't know why Ms. Piggy decided to get plastic surgery for her whole body. No matter what she does she is still going to look big and chunky in the end.

Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-11-05T12:47:21+00:00

Thanks for the laugh, chickadee, here's a corn kernel.

She really does look like a chicken.

capt_sasuke · 2021-11-05T13:16:48+00:00

Karen, you are a worthless b1tch. You need to hit the gym and work on losing some blubber. A 750+ credit score and a minimum of 6' tall lmao? Karens are so vile. I pity the white man. Your race is being destroyed by these femin@zi cun1s.

TheRabid · 2021-11-05T15:31:26+00:00

All of these WAATGM posts make me want to put up a troll account of a model with horrible serial killer type demands and see how people interact with it…oh wait.

GundamZero83 · 2021-11-05T15:31:30+00:00

She has nothing to offer but pain.

Likabali · 2021-11-05T15:40:35+00:00

Overgrown hippo hiding her belly in the reedß

roaringstuff · 2021-11-05T15:42:24+00:00

the bad combination of ugly and entitled

I wouldnt touch this one for free....gross.

AnthonyCarmine · 2021-11-05T17:05:14+00:00

So what’s she bringing to the table?

Too many face pics, filters and high unrealistic requirements = hard left swipe

Divine-Nemesis · 2021-11-05T14:34:27+00:00

If you have a home, the bitch won’t leave. I’ve seen ghosts with a darker complexion than hers.

2021-11-05T14:48:47+00:00

Anyone with that credit score is too responsible for bleach blonde hair that feels like straw and breaks like dry noodles.

theinfidel83 · 2021-11-05T15:12:15+00:00

Or bring a bucket of gravy

FormerBTfan · 2021-11-05T16:58:46+00:00

Lol .......... The way to win that small planetoid over is a bucket of ice cream and a box of snickers bars.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-11-05T17:11:48+00:00

She doesn't have time to dunk the buffalo wings into the blue cheese dressing before eating them, so she just eats the wings first and then chugs down the blue cheese dressing as a chaser afterwards.

SCCock · 2021-11-05T17:46:13+00:00

Thus tells me she has been dating broke guys who live in their cars and wants to move on up.

NupeRanger · 2021-11-05T19:11:47+00:00

Way to my heart:

A BMI under 30!

alldaycray · 2021-11-05T14:04:57+00:00

Lol well most people pay a mortgage when they buy a house. Not a whole lot of people pay for the whole thing. Unless they planning to flip it or something.

Non_Invasive_Species · 2021-11-05T18:14:43+00:00

Here are my requirements princess: credit score 780+, SAT 1,350 minimum, no student debt, Masters degree, top 10% of your graduating class in both Bachelors and Masters, hight/weight proportionate, BMI between 23 and 26, 5’6” minimum, natural hair color and no history of silicone or Botox injections. For my financial requirements- three most recent 1040 as filed, minimum $50 k in combined savings/brokerage or IRAs, copy of ALL three credit reporting agencies. No offspring.

No_Organization5188 · 2021-11-05T20:09:09+00:00

So you want all of this perfection and you are gonna come at me with Snapchat filter pictures? Na that’s not how this works.

27and26 · 2021-11-06T01:06:59+00:00

Honey I can feel your debt behind the folds of your rolls.

Wildhouse83 · 2021-11-05T19:24:19+00:00

The way to win over a young beautiful woman in certain destinations is 30 USD. Height, funny, stable job and home are NOT required, by the way.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-11-05T19:53:02+00:00

Own a home? With a large barn out back for her to fit into I am guessing.

caseroledream · 2021-11-05T19:59:20+00:00

Any prospective man is gonna need a lot of money for stable fees. This little heifer’s gonna need a nice new feed bucket and a lot of oats!

pasenast · 2021-11-05T20:13:32+00:00

Welp! I'm 1 shy of the goal.

ransay3277 · 2021-11-05T20:25:36+00:00

Ya gotta love the filters.

karimamin · 2021-11-05T21:40:39+00:00

Her photo just screams, "I'm stupid"

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-11-05T23:34:57+00:00

Just bring lard to win her, all those stupid requirements are not important.

deimos-chan · 2021-11-05T23:48:31+00:00

Credit score? What's that? Some kind of Chinese social credit thing?

NickTesla2018 · 2021-11-06T00:41:40+00:00

Win her over? That's a game I'm not playing, regardless of the requirement list.

lokifoto · 2021-11-06T00:56:46+00:00

🐶🧠

Gaiinahat · 2021-11-06T01:20:05+00:00

Don't care what size or what her situation is...duck face automatic disqualification.

AFthrowaway3000 · 2021-11-06T01:24:28+00:00

I meet it all except the height requirement. Dammit! I'm totally crushed. I will never have such an opportunity ever again! /s

Pilotman49 · 2021-11-06T03:57:01+00:00

Her vag must be made of gold.

titsandwits89 · 2021-11-06T06:18:35+00:00

This and this entire sub blow my fucking MIND and remind me why I have few female friends. Like I have quite a bit going for me and all I am asking for is someone who has a car and no children 💀

Tyler-Derping · 2021-11-08T15:34:37+00:00

Own a home.. Yea so she can fuck around get a divorce and gets your house..

finger_milk · 2021-11-05T23:41:28+00:00

I don't even know how you get a Credit score of 750. Mine is like 490 and that took a few years.

2021-11-06T04:26:57+00:00

This Kermit is hopping away, Miss Piggy.

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-11-06T07:15:47+00:00

She's even doing the obligatory 'hold my hand under my face to obscure/prevent my treble chin from drooping' pose!

Reading between the lines. she's a fat loser with bad credit who wants to move into somebody else's house and leech from him while he haemmorages his wages on her pizza addiction.

TachyonPhoenix · 2021-11-06T08:57:27+00:00

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 ... She's dreaming

Iambeejsmit · 2021-11-06T10:22:45+00:00

If you are a guy and you try to make these kinds of demands, it just doesn't go over well.

2021-11-06T11:00:57+00:00

Oh lord

BigCountryExpat · 2021-11-07T02:33:08+00:00

Moo. Just that. Moo.

Senior_Specialist604 · 2021-11-07T05:31:04+00:00

no mention of a bucket of chicken? yeeeeeeah right

Stahlboden · 2021-11-07T06:43:00+00:00

I'm annoyed they use "stable job" as euphemism for "high paying job" when they are not the same. Usually, the less your income is, the less you have to worry about it's stability in the future.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-11-07T13:41:15+00:00

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

PopularBug5 · 2021-11-08T05:52:07+00:00

A man who has all that would never pick someone like her over all the much hotter, much younger, much more intelligent women he could be with.

Fine_Measurement7968 · 2021-11-08T20:18:55+00:00

They move in on your house, not help pay mortgage and proceed to move in her friend on spare bedroom, pray to God your house is not 3 bedrooms…

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-11-11T16:58:58+00:00

That might be the way to win her over, but ...

... who would care to?

rb5775 · 2021-11-12T15:14:00+00:00

'Demands'. Good heavens.

Scantraxx12 · 2021-12-17T12:57:56+00:00

Do girls consider looking at themselves from the outside? It’s almost as if they live in their own made up world. My god.

myrtlebtch · 2021-12-21T18:12:59+00:00

Lol credit score. What if he’s a millionaire that pays cash for everything and doesn’t even have a credit… I guess it means he doesn’t qualify))

SystemFolder · 2021-11-05T17:42:28+00:00

Having a high credit score is a bad thing. So, she wants someone who is out of debt who was terrible at paying off said debt.

Yes I'm overweight. And here are my demands. I'm not like all the other girls, I check credit scores too!

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That means she's outerworldly... maybe even heavenly....

Title	Yes I'm overweight. And here are my demands. I'm not like all the other girls, I check credit scores too!
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	540
Comments	168
Date	November 5, 2021 11:27 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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