I really don’t even know what to say at this point.

ijustdontcare74 · 2021-11-22T20:25:52+00:00

Literally every red flag imaginable.

Leftist
BLM / Social Justice
Foodie calls (at your expense)
Single mother
Pregnant already and looking for the next sucker
Feminist
Mental health Awareness (what's the bet she's the one with the mental issues)
baby daddy drama (possibly two baby daddies)
Bi woman, means twice as many possible cheating partners for her to pick.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-11-22T20:16:03+00:00

I was about to remove this one due to the second half of rule 5, in bold below:

Submissions must show a woman who is looking for commitment while also either complaining about jerks or promiscuity, needing her kids provided for, being entitled or unreasonable, or complaining that she "can't find a decent guy".

I think I've grown too accustomed to the dumpster fires we frequently see here, because you know what?

Expecting a new man to get involved while you already have kids is pretty entitled and unreasonable.

Expecting a new man to get involved while another man's baby is gestating in your uterus is extremely entitled and unreasonable.

Post approved.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-11-22T20:26:52+00:00

I'm a hopeless romantic

No, bitch. You're HOPELESS!

I'm ease to talk to

Nope, you're easier than Sunday morning.

I love to cuddle up

And when you back away, you're pregnant?!?!

This chick needs to go find one of her baby daddies and deal with it!

Gundamsafety · 2021-11-22T20:35:11+00:00

Well another Leftist Feminist who will gladly live off the system and blame all men for her bad choices.

Doesn't drink or smoke, but will lite up a joint. All while pregnant with a kid??? Hello CPS I have something to report......

No need to remind me why I will no longer date, Cohabitate, or deal with whaaman.

Frosty_League · 2021-11-22T20:29:14+00:00

Where is the dad!????? Do they not even think about how disgusting and self serving they are??

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-11-22T21:47:26+00:00

Is it me or does every single woman under 25 now consider themselves bisexual?

cornfedduckman · 2021-11-22T21:25:20+00:00

Where are all the good women?

MouseMiIk · 2021-11-22T21:37:04+00:00

Yikes. Every red flag imaginable. Not even a desperate beta would touch her with a stick. That woman's Sexual Market Value is lower than the minimum hourly rate in Mozambique.

Edit: this throwaway comment got me curious. According to Google, the minimum wage in Mozambique is 4390 Mozambican metical per month. That's the equivalent of $69.11 USD per month. Broken into an hourly rate, based on 40 hours per week, the above woman's Sexual Market Value is therefore 43 US cents.

Sensedog · 2021-11-22T20:40:13+00:00

WAY too many red flags.

Rolaid-Tommassi · 2021-11-22T21:55:14+00:00

Posts photo of pregnant body as if that's some kind of badge of honour. I must be getting old....

ArrowGantOne · 2021-11-22T20:49:37+00:00

Oh, you guys aren't impressed by her right now. But Thursday morning when you see her tied to those strings flying down the street in NYC, THEN you'll give her the respect she deserves.

Responsible_Pin2939 · 2021-11-22T21:31:13+00:00

I wonder how many of these pregnant chicks are used and abused by preggo fetishists who bounce as soon as the water breaks

Ambitious-Citron-546 · 2021-11-22T21:39:01+00:00

and where is your leftist kids-father?

yellomachine · 2021-11-22T22:09:26+00:00

Leftist, atheist, zero self control. I found my opposite!

HoopEaringAttitude · 2021-11-22T20:19:56+00:00

Feed me Seymour!

TekatoZikame · 2021-11-22T22:20:52+00:00

Hopeless? Yes.

But what's romantic about getting pumped and dumped... TWICE?

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-11-23T00:02:52+00:00

You have something long-term.

They're called "kids".

Best of luck to you.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-11-23T01:49:48+00:00

Oh good grief. A 23 year old mom of a six month old who is now pregnant again. “A hopeless romantic” my ass you are a hopeless woman who won’t use birth control. Now of course she wants something long term. Get out. She has also the obligatory “what isms” listed as well. Dumpster fire 🔥. Run and run far men.

Dumloko · 2021-11-22T23:09:07+00:00

This one wins the WAATGM bingo

tharkyllinus · 2021-11-22T22:37:48+00:00

Where's the man that was good enough to knock you up?

withrowsprings · 2021-11-23T00:04:35+00:00

Professor : The finals are so easy. You don't have to prepare for it.

The question in the exam: Explain this profile...

OldSamVimes · 2021-11-22T22:23:31+00:00

Wow.

...this is just the kind of slut I was searching for!!

AnthonyCarmine · 2021-11-22T23:15:08+00:00

So glad I deleted Tinder.

It’s a swamp

Chernobyl-Cryptid · 2021-11-23T07:34:54+00:00

Remember back in the day when seemingly almost every woman wasn’t “bisexual”, and a man-hating, loudmouth, “independent”, selfish feminist “leftist”?

Just me then?

Lazarus_Steel · 2021-11-22T22:28:07+00:00

We kinda guessed the leftist atheist bit sweetheart - not a lot of conservative religious types trade baby daddy's like Pokémon

Braucifarian · 2021-11-22T22:59:35+00:00

On the OLD apps the jokes write themselves.

MattyK414 · 2021-11-23T02:32:32+00:00

"Mental health awareness"

Well, no shit.

saying · 2021-11-23T05:05:54+00:00

Emotional_Ad_643 · 2021-11-23T11:23:21+00:00

I know I'm not the only one that thinks a pregnant woman has zero fucking business on Tinder.

It's pretty bad if even if both kids have the same dad. If it's two different men, this is horrendous. She'll be yet another leach sucking society dry. This bitch needs to get all her baby making parts scraped out.

Lost_in_hindsight · 2021-11-22T22:31:43+00:00

This looks like we could get anal if we tried.

coloradocaniac · 2021-11-22T23:05:05+00:00

"I am hopeless." Well, my job here is done.

ZarBandit · 2021-11-23T06:12:42+00:00

Are we sure she’s pregnant or is she just really really full from all her free meals? 🤔

MAFiA_79 · 2021-11-23T09:34:48+00:00

Alpha seed, Beta need

ogrelin · 2021-11-22T22:11:50+00:00

Meta!

teslacars · 2021-11-23T00:18:53+00:00

Well, this is the whole package.

camskea · 2021-11-23T06:53:01+00:00

Hard pass

meerita · 2021-11-23T08:05:01+00:00

Now it's time for being feminist. LMAO.

Particular_Copy_8899 · 2021-11-23T08:05:17+00:00

23 years ... 2 kids already ? Nope ... I'm a 26 years guy, and i don't plan on having kids before my 30's or even 35'ish ...

You don't get kids before you get a stable job/house. You get them after you're settled so you're sure that they will have a good environnment to grow in. What would my life actually been if i had this kind of mom ? O_O

deckran · 2021-11-23T09:32:45+00:00

Honestly, why does every single mom dating profile have messy clothes just lying around in the background? But then, i suppose being tidy requires a degree of discipline which is antithetical to being a single mom.

2021-11-23T00:24:08+00:00

At the same time we realize AI has become self-aware, we shall realize that humans are not self-aware and never were.

bryonwart · 2021-11-23T00:37:48+00:00

😶

michael1962-01 · 2021-11-23T12:03:08+00:00

A kweeen (of Desaster).... Did anyone tell her to sign up at her systerhood, the OnLy reaL FdS kweeeeehhhhns

Itburns12345 · 2021-11-23T12:28:09+00:00

Doesnt drink or smoke and feels the need to put at least 3 political stances in her bio ....sounds like barrels of fun.

Dreamer217 · 2021-11-23T12:36:15+00:00

Leftist Atheist

PirateDocBrown · 2021-11-23T16:12:20+00:00

Bi sexual *and* bi polar. Nice to see a matching set.

Wildhouse83 · 2021-11-23T18:57:49+00:00

Hopeless romantic = I got smashed by every guy who gave me the tingles, now I take the money from every guy dumb enough to give it to me.

maruadventurer · 2021-11-23T23:46:26+00:00

Damn, she would be a perfect match for Ben Shapiro! Every evening would be a death cage match suitable for pay-for-view. :)

Hero_Of_Memez · 2021-11-24T02:11:33+00:00

I find the old classics work.

“Begone, THOT!”

NickTesla2018 · 2021-11-25T02:44:22+00:00

Leftist? A nice big commie single mommy. GTFO

Forward_Yak_7704 · 2021-11-25T05:55:49+00:00

Gross

Invictus_44 · 2021-11-25T16:00:34+00:00

Read about it all in my upcoming book "Problems I created for myself" by some broad

MADWOKE · 2021-11-23T13:06:12+00:00

looks like someone is going to be very very lonely lmao

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-11-23T15:22:33+00:00

Those poor kids don't stand a chance. At all.

By the time, she is 30+, that atheist label will change to Christian in an attempt to load down some beta bucks.

Birthday088 · 2021-11-23T19:23:48+00:00

Leftist is a red flag 420 is a red flag Food lover is a red flag

velvetunderground111 · 2021-11-28T09:12:28+00:00

God, when I was 23, I was dicking around in community college and dating an 18 year old Jewish virgin. Back in the 2000's. It's amazing how fast these females live. I was still a child back then; I could barely figure out what was going on around me. Dumb and not even ready for state uni, just the local CC. Wow.

SnakeEyeskid · 2021-12-07T10:44:06+00:00

Staircase?

shmorpz · 2021-12-08T03:47:44+00:00

she really thought it was a good idea to make a profile while she's pregnant? goodness.

J2Kapoor · 2021-11-22T22:15:12+00:00

Seems like she has no problem finding love, even if the love is for one night. If you swipe right, use a condom! She’s clearly quite fertile.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-11-23T14:31:41+00:00

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Title	I really don’t even know what to say at this point.
Author	LordMat90
Upvotes	483
Comments	188
Date	November 22, 2021 7:33 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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Alpha seed, Beta need