Looking for a single mother who offers nothing but a list of demands? Then step right up gents! Past experience as a zookeeper or parole officer preferred, since she is very clear that she needs to be "handled."

scorpionandrose · 2021-12-05T18:30:52+00:00

Who the hell lists drinking as a hobby?

loneliness-inc · 2021-12-05T18:21:30+00:00

I'm a woman with a belly

You mean to say - you're fat!

if you can't handle

We don't want to handle your love handles.

no games

Because you lost the game you tried playing!

WeRAllOnThisBlessedD · 2021-12-05T19:02:39+00:00

If you can’t handle a woman with extra love….

I’ll admit I’ve been attracted to some chubby women. Thing is, they’ve had pretty faces and awesome personalities. Genuinely good humans. This woman’s bio reads like she’s a pain in the ass, so she’ll blame her lack of male attention on her body - which she will make no attempt to improve on, by the way. After all, you should love her as she is. You need to check at least 20 boxes before she’ll give you the time of day though.

Of course, we all know she won’t set foot in the gym or put down that beer and pizza. Much easier to stay fat and blame men.

I’m sick of all the games, lies, bullshit.

If it smells like shit everywhere you go, you should check the bottom of your shoe. I wonder if she’s ever taken a second of self assessment to see if maybe she’s the problem. Probably not.

Don’t be afraid to say hi if you think you can handle me

Always with this crap. She’s 31 for fucks sake. Time to grow up. Do these women ever consider the possibility that 30+ year old men don’t want to “handle” you? They just want a pleasant woman to live with or even marry. There’s already enough stress in our daily lives, why add to it? It’s not that hard to be sweet so that your boyfriend or husband doesn’t have to “handle” you.

She’ll be 45 soon enough and making posts crying about how she’s still single. She’ll also have her army of girlfriends and white knights telling her “you go girl! Don’t worry about changing yourself” and that the right guy is out there for her.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-12-05T20:07:29+00:00

I am a sweetheart but you have to earn that side of me.

NO man worth his salt is going to take shit from NO woman - parent or not - with the hope that one day, she will finally stop being an insufferable bitch and treat him with some admiration, kindness and respect.

It certainly sheds some light on perhaps why the kid's dad isn't around anymore.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-12-05T19:08:08+00:00

"Don’t be afraid to say hi if you think you can handle me."

The only handling I want to do with women is during sex. I, and other men, aren't interested in having to deal with an emotional grenade every day.

Jaded-Abbreviations2 · 2021-12-05T19:10:33+00:00

Let me translate this for you:

has kids but does not want children - Chad busted a nut in me, I liked it but he left. Now I want someone who can provide for me and my kids financially - but since those guys don't turn me on, I don't want any kids with them. I will also probably divorce you if you're wealthy enough.

RedBlow22 · 2021-12-05T19:11:07+00:00

I've yet to understand how "my child will always come first" is a desirable selling point. Yeah, I want to be less important than your cum trophy, you, your girlfriends, your pets, etc.

Sign me up!

cautionTomorrow555 · 2021-12-05T21:31:34+00:00

A lot of guys would tolerate her looks if she had a better attitude/personality but that shitty attitude and a kid on top? Only pump and dump guys will be dealing with her. The fact she doesn't want to give her new beta bailout a kid in addition to the one she already has is a kick to the nuts insult though. In previous generations these kind of women probably could have found a good guy even with the looks and settled down happily, but nah this modern woman had to get baby blasted by Chad and have a giant fucking cunty attitude.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-05T22:19:28+00:00

100% custody is indicator that she was a terrible picker

I was going to say it is a "major red flag" but it suggests no ongoing baby daddy drama. Which if you are going to mess with single moms is a potential positive (you shouldn't of course)

But it does say something about who she chose to get impregnated by

tiernach · 2021-12-06T01:16:09+00:00

Letting women like these teach kids is why society is so fucked up

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2021-12-05T20:42:34+00:00

What is my favorite color? Or I wont message u back

The guy in potential hasn't even talked to her, and she's already pulling a shit test. What a winner.

slipkid223 · 2021-12-05T21:27:17+00:00

I am a fat, single Mom with 100% custody. I am such a prize you will need "earn" my non bitch side and hopefully handle it.

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2021-12-06T01:53:02+00:00

She has her kids.
No you can't have one, too.
Just shut up and pay her bills!

upsidedownbackwards · 2021-12-05T21:32:40+00:00

Can't handle that level of entitlement. She could be a younger 9 with no kids and I'd still probably shy away from someone with that much arrogance.

cautionTomorrow555 · 2021-12-05T22:38:46+00:00

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Old_snowboarder · 2021-12-05T19:33:27+00:00

Needs to be 'handled'? I think she's already been handled more than enough.

Extracrispyrooster · 2021-12-05T20:56:41+00:00

Why do they always assume dudes are itching to meet the kid? Every other line is about handling her... yeah I'm sure she's pleasant.

amongthemaniacs · 2021-12-05T20:35:33+00:00

She said her favorite color is purple right? lol

kingcheezit · 2021-12-05T20:28:06+00:00

Thats a no from me hun, not looking to get stuck with a chubby gobshite and someone elses child.

Good luck in your search though.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-12-05T20:44:43+00:00

Demolition derbys and tractor pulls. Country boys, this one's all yours. Yeeeeehaaaaaw!

five_eight · 2021-12-05T22:01:02+00:00

Will her child always come first, and must I be OK with that?

PMmeYourHopes-Dreams · 2021-12-05T22:05:56+00:00

She demands that you read her profile that has at least a couple spelling/grammar errors in it.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-12-05T22:13:34+00:00

If all you want to do is message for a month and not meet? You mean like 90% of women on these apps that actually reply? And it doesn't half to be a month. Sometimes it is one evening. Others a week. Others longer. But most don't intend to meet

Tables getting turned I see

umockdev · 2021-12-06T08:26:18+00:00

Has kids and does not want any more kids, is not religious but still wants to marry.

Ok, so why would a man sign up for this? No, thank you.

We know that she has no idea what marriage is supposed to be (in a religious context) and only really wants her special day.

V_M · 2021-12-06T15:53:44+00:00

Some comments on the bio:

Early childhood teacher means she could be making $7.25 changing diapers or $75K/yr in the public school system teaching 4K. Then "associates degree". Ah OK she's making $7.25/hr changing diapers at a day care. And she describes changing diapers for a decade as "somewhat ambitious". But "no games" as she says, LOL.

"No pets" but "Animal Lover". That's a Hmm. My lifelong experience is even people whom are temporarily between-cats or between-dogs still describe themselves as being cat people or whatever. Then I see she lists "horses" as an interest. Oh no, a horse girl. That is F-ing terrifying. Its like she knows guys won't swipe on a horse-girl so she kinda hides it but doesn't hide it so she can blame the guy when he figures it out. "No games" as she says, LOL yeah. A horse girl. Unbelievable.

Background of her house (apartment?) looks like a tornado went thru it, which is one way to tell people how old your kid is without saying the actual age. I mean, yeah, she's a drunk single mom, but even my sober wife and I couldn't keep up in the toddler years. Which has dating implications in that getting grandma to change a diaper when the kid is like 1 is no big deal, or getting grandma to make sure they don't throw a keg party when they're 15 is no big deal, but hiring a baby sitter who can put up with hyperactive toddlers is expensive. At least they tend to fall asleep early at that age.

She's not religious and not planning more kids, so she wants a marriage... why exactly? That's similar to how I am not a Catholic and do not want to become a priest, therefore the most logical thing for me to do is DEMAND the sacrament of holy orders. Ah, I see she actually wants the holy sacraments of divorce and alimony. But "no games" as she says, LOL.

I mean, on the downside it would suck being with her. But on the bright side, at least even that dude is not her horse. Having to carry all that around must be hard on the animal.

idigturtles · 2021-12-05T19:13:16+00:00

She had me at tractor pulls. I love pulling tractors

casra888 · 2021-12-06T00:12:59+00:00

Nightmare

theLOLbird · 2021-12-06T00:15:30+00:00

I love how she has to put to tell her what her favorite color in her headline... Like just putting it in the profile didn't work for them? You had to give them a huge clue so you wouldn't have to ignore them all... Frankly, what these Stacy's don't understand is you've read one of these profiles, you've read them all... Bla bla bla, my kid comes first, bla bla bla, for all those who can't handle me, swipe left, bla bla bla...

damn_montana · 2021-12-06T07:04:51+00:00

lmao. she thought this was the best way to write a bio to attract partners

Aldabruzzo · 2021-12-06T20:15:01+00:00

I'm far from perfect. I'm a bald guy. Yeah, I've got a big dick, I get told over and over. If you can't handle a man with extra thickness (IYKWIM) don't bother messaging me.

I'm a man with a high paying, demanding career. So you must be OK with that and understand my career will always come first. I can't just drop everything I'm doing to bring you a tissue or listen to you prattle on and on about what happened at the pediatricians or what your gyno said. I can't just do things on the whim, working you into my busy schedule takes a lot of time. No, I am not taking you with me on any business trips until I'm OK with that.

I'm looking for good sex and a helpmate, no games. You're here to help me. You're here to serve me. If you insist on living with me that's not going to work, be realistic. If all you want to do is for me to take you on dates and watch you drink booze and eat food I paid for, don't bother. I'm not here to buy you shit and get nothing in return.

I am a nice guy but you have to earn that side of me. I'm tired of the gaslighting, manipulation, and lying.

Don't be afraid to say hi if you think you can handle me.

coloradocaniac · 2021-12-06T04:00:06+00:00

Free Willie!

DoogieTalons · 2021-12-06T11:59:02+00:00

Why do these women think it's a badge of honour to be able to "Handle" their bad attitude and behaviour. When I was dating this would be an absolute deal breaker. Who the hell wants a person who believes they are hard to "Handle" sort your shit out and act right. Imagine if a dude wrote his profile like, when I get drunk I get a bit punchy but if you can't handle that then move on, as if it's something virtuous.

rb5775 · 2021-12-06T12:01:21+00:00

Judging from the picture, cleaning her house is more than she ' can handle' too.

Buster_Cherry92 · 2021-12-06T18:25:17+00:00

A few extra pounds

Needed a good laugh today.

SeedsOfDoubt · 2021-12-06T19:21:12+00:00

Hates games.

Plays games.

ltde5150 · 2021-12-06T20:35:26+00:00

Why do they always conflate "can't handle" with "don't want to handle"?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-12-06T21:30:58+00:00

If I think I can handle her? What on God's Earth makes her think anyone would want to "handle" her?

I for one am perfectly content not having a woman like her in my life. I intend to keep it that way.

phoenixgreek · 2021-12-06T21:22:54+00:00

Why not talk about demo derbies, fishing, & tractor pulls in your profile...to acctract that type of person?

Gaiinahat · 2021-12-07T01:25:07+00:00

She is an animal lover, has no pets, and a belly.

She ate them?

Her only shot at this point is with another single mom.

Particular_Copy_8899 · 2021-12-07T10:33:10+00:00

So i'm gonna make the let me, let me iiiinnnn meme ... But i'll change it to make it ... LET ME OOOUUUTTT !! LE MEEE OUUUTTTT !! :D

Will never date a women with kids, ah ah.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-12-08T09:17:24+00:00

Amusing how the photo montage starts out cute with a normal weight and ends up ugly and overweight.

sugarfoot_mghee · 2021-12-08T12:03:08+00:00

1: You're face isn't cute

2: That isn't extra love, it is extra fat.

ZZT-OOPsIdiditagain · 2021-12-15T07:07:18+00:00

The parole officer she needs is a stern Catholic nun and the halfway house she needs is a convent.

RobStonman · 2022-01-11T14:14:02+00:00

Has kids but doesn't want children. Contradicting herself. Using the plural women instead of the singular woman.

Who wants to handle such a dumb ass? Not any sane man.

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