Golem is searching for muh precious... 51 year old woman want's to know wHeRe ArE tHe GoOd MeN aT? I kNoW yOu'Er HeRe SoMeWhErE!

Traksimuss · 2022-02-02T14:44:11+00:00

That is enough internet for today...

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-02T14:44:10+00:00

Long list of shit she doesn't want, most of which should go without saying. Variations of The Big Question. What's missing? Oh, that's right. Anything about her at all.

I am also not interested in sending nudes.

good.

maseboogie · 2022-02-02T14:50:37+00:00

What is wrong with most men?

In your case, 20/20 vision.

WeRAllOnThisBlessedD · 2022-02-02T14:58:21+00:00

This bitch is a rectangle with arms. I don’t think anyone will be asking for nudes.

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-02-02T15:08:36+00:00

Can someone help me out here - you can’t send dick pics on tinder. It literally isn’t a function. Weirdly you could on bumble but I expect that app would ban you even if it was at the woman’s request

So why do so many women write about it? Did you used to be able to originally? Or is the argument that some men shoot across a pic of their dick the second they get the phone number / whatsapp details?

It still makes putting it in the profile pointless as you have to go through many hoops before getting to that stage:

you swipe right on her (so not many in her case
she swipes back (also a tiny percentage as she will be repulsed by 1 or 2/10 men who are her equivalent)
guy sends message
she actually replies
a conversation is held up for long enough to ask for outside contact details (again a major hurdle as women on these apps don’t feel the need to put in effort and/or don’t know how to hold a conversation)
man actually wants to request the details
she agrees to give them

So many steps. And she could put the “No dick pics” right before or in that final step

So why do so many of these profiles say that?

Emotional_Ad_643 · 2022-02-02T13:50:47+00:00

I'd rather eat dog shit, puke, then eat my own dog shit puke.

Curriconsumer · 2022-02-02T15:34:31+00:00

Prior to fem-powerement, this woman would have matured and progressed as a woman as she ages. Her value would not be dependent on her looks. She would have a husband, children and grandchildren, a family who values her for non-superficial things.

In the advent of the clusterfuck that is modernity, we have a grandmother trying to get dick. Truly a clown world.

Tweapodok33 · 2022-02-02T15:51:02+00:00

Age and appearance aside, listing her education as “School of Hard Knocks” is a crimson red flag.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2022-02-02T14:51:25+00:00

God did someone ask her for nudes? Must of been sadists.

ATHdelphinos · 2022-02-02T15:08:24+00:00

dear god that face

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2022-02-02T16:05:25+00:00

51 years old.

Her fertility is gone. She has nothing to offer a man except companionship and an aging lay. Why would any man marry that?

EdocCA · 2022-02-02T16:13:14+00:00

Omf she send nudes?

That should be a crime

madriverdog · 2022-02-02T16:11:36+00:00

List of things NOT to do : bla bla bla

List of reasons to respond: <crickets>

Overkillengine · 2022-02-02T17:50:54+00:00

Where are the good men? They probably put on The One Ring and waited for her to wander off like Bilbo did. But let's break this down:

51

That pic

Those demands

Way too old and unattractive (in body and personality) for any real effort to be made by a man of means of the same age whom by default is far higher than her on the comparitive scale. She wants a retirement plan without making any of the requisite payments beforehand and with no ability to pay during and afterwards either.

What she and other women need to realize is that male commitment (and the provisioning of resources and other utility that she is actually after) is going to generally need be paid for with some combination of the following "coin" at minimum in order to receive it:

Female fertility (she obviously has none to offer)
Sexual fidelity (not worth anything if she's so gross that no man with options wants to restrict himself to just her)
Pleasant company (She obviously has none to offer)

Relationships are transactional, get over it. Just try showing up and demanding one without the correct coinage like she is doing if you don't believe me. Most men know damn well they have to pay with some combo of tall, muscles, money, utility or power/status. Women aren't exempt from making their payments in kind just because they are women.

TLDR: She's not just a fisherman with an empty hook at this point. She's actively baited said hook with something rotting and repellent and is wondering why she is only getting bottom feeders.

kiaeej · 2022-02-02T15:27:02+00:00

How…how do they think this is good and desirable to any man out there?

MelkorHimself · 2022-02-02T16:49:25+00:00

I dare someone to match with her and open with, "What's taters, precious?"

SirLoose12 · 2022-02-02T16:49:26+00:00

Sometimes you just have to step back in awe of the delusion. My goodness.

Vinegar. More Vinegar. Even more vinegar to catch the flies. Lord almighty.

She's at the point where she's looking for someone to ride out life with. Well, can you imagine being stuck with a woman who leads off with legal threats?

Man, insane.

Neurismus · 2022-02-02T17:32:44+00:00

She has a build like spongebob.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-02T19:55:36+00:00

Dildo Biggins is her nightly companion.

bgovern · 2022-02-02T21:46:14+00:00

Where are all the 6'2" financially well-off 50-year-old men that I want to date? They are all with 30-year-old women.

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-02-02T23:04:47+00:00

51 Boohoo, after menopause, used up, gross!

Nurse, a stereotype cheater.

Where all all the gentlemen at?

In your past, 30 years ago.

Kick rocks and die alone.

s1500 · 2022-02-02T15:33:58+00:00

If sending dick picks were illegal, we would need to open up hundreds more prisons.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2022-02-02T19:13:06+00:00

Red flag alert:

Any time you see "school of hard knocks", you are dealing with

a) someone who is terribly insecure about the fact they have little to no education, and/or

b) someone who has had a miserable life and is feeling sorry for themselves.

The only answer is

c) RUN!

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-02T19:35:10+00:00

I thought dick pics were for the pretty women. Can't imagine anyone would send some to her. She makes dicks shrivel.

redbaron14n · 2022-02-02T21:34:49+00:00

Dude, the dating game ain't for her, but, with those shoulders, football is probably a game she could get very far in

CommunicationSmall17 · 2022-02-02T18:25:08+00:00

" Tired of scammers?" Scamming isn't really a thing unless they're dealing with money..... What's she implying here? 🤔🤨

I-am-the-lul · 2022-02-02T20:32:43+00:00

Even if I was 99 years old, I still will not find her even remotely attractive.

VirginWizard69 · 2022-02-02T21:26:07+00:00

Is that really the dating pool in one's 50s? I'm so fucked.

Barf-fly · 2022-02-02T23:39:23+00:00

Gollum is right..... Woof!

Sceonas · 2022-02-03T00:19:08+00:00

Avoiding her and her malevolent energy, that's where all the good men are. TF does she have to offer? Who the hell is sending her "special pictures"?

Pigort · 2022-02-03T00:42:33+00:00

Alcohol and severe desperation can lead one to many dark corners. Has a body like a middle aged man. Well, face too. Ugh.

V_M · 2022-02-02T16:43:15+00:00

Where are all the good men? With the good women, that's where. Probably married or living together. That has certain implications about her being a left behind single LOL.

rit255 · 2022-02-02T16:45:23+00:00

Man even golem had more respect then this "prize" he at least helped in the series sort of

Joaquino7997 · 2022-02-02T17:00:26+00:00

Where are the good men at?

Anywhere but wherever SHE is!!

Emotional_Ad_643 · 2022-02-02T17:33:32+00:00

Fuck, I spelled Gollum wrong. You know you're too old to be dating when you look like a 589 year old sewer monster and wear tank tops with fuckin doilys sewn on the shoulders.

user84893093748959 · 2022-02-02T17:35:39+00:00

How is sending "dick pics" illegal?

How would unsolicited vs. solicited affect the legality?

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-02-02T21:22:27+00:00

Oh my gosh. No. Just No. Run for the hills men. A 51 year old woman (who is a nurse- shocking right?) whose pic does her no favors with a rant for her "about me" section. It reads as a super post wall CC rider with an extra helping of regret. As for her question on "where are all the good men?" Well the gentlemen you are talking about are already married or taken or if they are dating they are looking for younger women.

Fancuku · 2022-02-02T23:08:42+00:00

I threw up.

otter6461a · 2022-02-03T00:17:05+00:00

The real question is, where were those good men 30 years ago?

Did she ignore them?

beeyev · 2022-02-03T06:24:49+00:00

Who are those guys who swipe it right???

Buster_Cherry92 · 2022-02-02T18:20:10+00:00

Operating Room Nurse Educator

Immediate swipe left.

OwnerAndMaster · 2022-02-02T18:22:42+00:00

I see she attends the FDS School of Making Men Not Pick You

Itburns12345 · 2022-02-03T08:50:54+00:00

I am.51.years old .......sorry thats game over and you know it , get off dating sites and go raise an unusual amount of cats!

frankmarlowe · 2022-02-02T19:14:36+00:00

You have to admire her optimism

qtyapa · 2022-02-02T19:52:32+00:00

oh my

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-02-02T19:53:55+00:00

A woman who wears plaid! A fantasy come true! 😂🤣

sgt_oddball_17 · 2022-02-02T20:49:58+00:00

And what does that woman "bring to the table"?

I mean besides her appetite . . .

slavetonostalgia · 2022-02-02T21:25:12+00:00

TBH she has decent punctuation in these sentences. That alone is like a miracle to run into these days.

Boar_excrement · 2022-02-03T00:17:29+00:00

The good men are at least 25 years behind you....and there seems to be a Wall between you and them. Good luck.

Blackbarnabyjones · 2022-02-03T03:30:50+00:00

WHAT BOTHERS ME IS THIS:

LOOK at the VISIBLE. PAIN. She is in when SHE IS FORCED TO SMILE OR DIE ALONE.

She is not expecting a good mat and happy life.

HER SMILE, is the SMILE THAT A SHARK WOULD GIVE IF IT COULD NO LONGER HUNT AND WAS FORCED TO "SMILE" AT SEAWORLD FOR FOOD.

Look at it.

Also, NO tits, beer gut, Muffin top and no ass.

Profitglutton · 2022-02-03T03:46:06+00:00

Those are some wide shoulders. Suspiciously wide…..

vroomdelta · 2022-02-03T03:59:04+00:00

this level of delusion is depressing

Emotional_Ad_643 · 2022-02-03T06:36:33+00:00

Is this what a "meninist" looks like?

Faraday9999 · 2022-02-03T06:45:33+00:00

She seems reseñable

Plazmatron44 · 2022-02-03T14:39:13+00:00

It's a man baby yeah!

the_last_scoundrel · 2022-02-03T15:04:11+00:00

Those irresistible linebacker shoulders look so good on a dame.

Gaiinahat · 2022-02-05T03:34:24+00:00

That's a rough 51. I know women older than her that look twice as good. Just regular women, not models, or young twats looking to scratch an itch. Definitely, no "gentleman" worth his salt at that age is even on a dating app.

Goldmansachs3030 · 2022-02-02T17:45:27+00:00

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-02-02T18:50:32+00:00

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horridbloke · 2022-02-02T23:58:57+00:00

To be fair "no dick pics" isn't setting the bar terribly high.

Emotional_Ad_643 · 2022-02-02T16:34:21+00:00

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Golem is searching for muh precious... 51 year old woman want's to know wHeRe ArE tHe GoOd MeN aT? I kNoW yOu'Er HeRe SoMeWhErE!

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Title	Golem is searching for muh precious... 51 year old woman want's to know wHeRe ArE tHe GoOd MeN aT? I kNoW yOu'Er HeRe SoMeWhErE!
Author	Emotional_Ad_643
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Comments	166
Date	February 2, 2022 1:44 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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