You can’t make this shit up.

beatlecereal · 2023-03-05T02:40:34+00:00

No vagina is worth the cost of a divorce

sicrm · 2023-03-05T02:53:48+00:00

and whoever actually accepts that is gonna be in a dead bedroom.

jimsmythee · 2023-03-05T03:10:49+00:00

Here is the deal. One of two things.

She’s just telling guys this so the guys that aren’t looking long term, that just want sex, will show them selves out. But she’ll spread for a guy she likes. I’ve met a few like this.
She’s actually serious, having made a lot of errors in life that led to the situation she’s in now. Probably found some new church or something. Run Forrest run! I’ve met a few girls like this and I ran.

Token_or_TolkienuPOS · 2023-03-05T02:47:08+00:00

🤣😭 This is exactly how they rope men in to unwise marriages. They feign some new found innocence and religious righteousness because the og baby daddy skipped town and time is running out for them to lasoe a new dad for their kid.

Theedon · 2023-03-05T01:49:10+00:00

That's going to be a long wait.

Sufficient-Weight-55 · 2023-03-05T02:24:57+00:00

They are all crazy.

swampdonkey69769 · 2023-03-05T02:13:26+00:00

It’s all about what level of crazy you can live with.

Obviously212 · 2023-03-05T01:47:09+00:00

Hahahahahahhaha

georeddit2018 · 2023-03-05T04:02:57+00:00

They don't make the guy that they are truly attracted to, to wait. They only make rules for others.

You can't make that shit up. My guess she became a born again Virgin.

EvidencePlz · 2023-03-05T02:40:04+00:00

LOL. Keep waiting hun

henrysmyagent · 2023-03-05T09:43:35+00:00

Rules for step-dads but none for Chads!

dday_throwaway3 · 2023-03-05T13:38:23+00:00

A whore that fucks like a prude.

Avoid at all costs and develop an abundance mindset. She isn't one in a million, she's one of a million.

occoptionplaya · 2023-03-05T14:10:39+00:00

yosemitesam00 · 2023-03-05T03:30:17+00:00

"get a cat, get a dog, die alone." - RIP Kevin Samuels

funk205 · 2023-03-05T11:49:27+00:00

Religious nuts are the worst. My ex came from a family of die hard Catholics. Ironically, they supported her when I caught her cheating and I was the piece of shit for not “honoring my vows” when I started the divorce. Bunch of hypocrites.

Gattsama · 2023-03-05T12:27:32+00:00

A while back there was a movie "A thousand ways to die in the west." Two of the characters were dating / engaged to be married. He was a devoted christian and waiting until marriage to have sex, no kissing even. She worked at the local whore house ad a prostitute. He respected and accepted her, and that she had to work prior to marriage.

It was a parody of the above. The writer is gay and an atheist. Unclear if taking a piss of simps, religion or both...

Rich-Positive36 · 2023-03-05T13:44:59+00:00

Anyone who’s stupid enough to put up with that deserves it.

2023-03-05T21:03:13+00:00

😂😂😂

StoneyRocksInMySocks · 2023-03-06T02:20:26+00:00

Sadly, some beta simpanzee will probably be dumb enough to marry her.

lgfdhkob1444 · 2023-03-05T05:08:03+00:00

I doubt she’ll (even WANT) to wait till marriage. She’s just “ weeding out the weak” (that’s what I call it ha )

That’s just a , sort of, an emotional goal she has (ESPECIALLY if she was never married to her kids Dad) Once you prove worthy enough, you can probably get in.

Js, it’s a theory I have

rb577511 · 2023-03-05T20:25:25+00:00

She just wants total and complete control of the marital sex life. The males wants are inconsequential. OK. It's her call. If the OP can look at this and still continue into the marriage, well, he deserves all he's not going to get. This is just the tip of the iceberg. She will have complete and total control of everything. She does not care for his feelings or desires.

wisstinks4 · 2023-03-05T13:50:45+00:00

Need more research here before walking away.

How old is she? What happened with previous relationships? Which religion? Is she beautiful inside and outside? If all the stars line up, could it be worth it? What are her values on sex, intimacy, frequency, affection? All need answers. If she is a beautiful Christian woman who wants to fully give herself to you once you make the commitment then yes, go for it.

Title	You can’t make this shit up.
Author	Protomize
Upvotes	54
Comments	36
Date	March 5, 2023 1:42 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/Divorce_Men
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