Carousel rider with a 37 body count wants to settle down and is frustrated that men don't want to commit to the town bicycle. (post by @houseoftolstoy)

biccat · 2023-03-29T12:50:14+00:00

Men who I just want to fuck don't care about my body count.

Men who I want a relationship with care about my body count.

Funny that.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2023-03-29T12:48:51+00:00

The term "cock carousel" is highly disgusting and offensive.

Instead, use less-distasteful terms like "cock merry-go-around" or "cock roundabout" or "cock circumvolver." Even "wiener whirligig" would be preferable.

Joaquino7997 · 2023-03-29T12:36:04+00:00

...I'm more than the people I've slept with.

Somehow I doubt that, especially since NONE of those 37 men thought enough of you to stick around.

Why are millennials like this?

There it is, gents. When women are ever presented in a negative light, it's ALWAYS someone else's fault.

I'd rather find someone a bit older and more secure for my future.

Translation: I'd rather find someone a bit older and more ~~secure~~ assets, money and resources to sustain me while I work on getting that body count to triple digits in my future.

Perhaps she should try fucking herself, because clearly that's the only way she'll ever keep anyone around after the deed is done.

mustangfrank · 2023-03-29T12:33:26+00:00

The fuck toy figures out why no one wants her.

und3r-c0v3r · 2023-03-29T13:35:17+00:00

Guys her age don't care cause there not trying to date her.

Siddyf · 2023-03-29T13:30:52+00:00

The bros her age don’t mind b/c they are engaged in battle plan: ejaculate/evacuate

notthefuzz99 · 2023-03-29T13:46:25+00:00

Of course guys your age don't care - they're not looking to settle down at this point. For them, the fact that you're a sloor is a feature, not a bug.

Kuftubby · 2023-03-29T15:05:52+00:00

37 partners at 20 is fucking disgusting

Land_of_the_Losers · 2023-03-29T12:40:05+00:00

So she couldn't get any one of 37 hot guys to commit to her.Now she knows she is a mid who is only good for pump and dump so now she is looking for a beta provider whom she will sooner or later despite for not being as hot as early guys whom she could show off to her friends

KrazyJazz · 2023-03-29T13:52:55+00:00

Miss Entitled-GenZ with an awful lot of mileage is trying to emotionally blackmail ('insecure middle age millenial' right from the start) a man at the very least 15 years older for profits and is all surprised not one, so far, wants to lay his fortune on her feet and treat her like the beautiful and delicate unique flower she hasn't been for a very long time despite her young age.

Not too much self-awereness on that one. Time for her to crank up the lying/BS machine in she wants to score anytime soon....

vegasbadboy702 · 2023-03-29T14:32:40+00:00

“So I know that is mOrE tHaN aVeRaGe but I'm young, in college and just wanted to have all the fun I can.” Stop. Full stop. Congrats you are a “fun girl” and that’s all men (especially older successful men) who want a wife will see you as.

“Guys my age don't seem to have a problem but I'd rather find someone a bit older and more secure for my future.” Lol oh would you now. I mean you could have done that two to three dozen guys ago. Also you could just get guy your own age since they don’t have a problem and wait till they get successful. Oops that’s right you want it all right now, and no consequences for your actions should ever apply.

The gaslighting and garbage shaming is so laughable here. You damn millennial men, why won’t you buy my beat up Hyundai car at an new S class Mercedes price point!

vic_vega_is_fake · 2023-03-29T14:42:15+00:00

She publicly admits to 37 so the real number is well over 100

Overkillengine · 2023-03-29T14:10:23+00:00

Those men know that a woman with a past of not keeping her legs closed will also have a future of doing the same.

A learned behavior of fucking whomever suits a momentary fancy does not make for fidelity later on. (And yes ladies, this is one reason that chasing Chad/Tyrone is a horrid idea on multiple levels. Your super speshul magical vagina that every other woman also has is not going to change him.)

Now if she had only been with one guy, but fucked him 37+ times, there would be another reaction entirely.

ExternalConclusion23 · 2023-03-29T15:27:30+00:00

Is this a joke? Sleeping with 37 by age 30 is a player. At age 20... WoW.

Women want adoration and stability. The later means resources. Men who spent time building up resources and looking for something serious, they want a partner to grow together.

It is my opinion that couples do best with body counts within 3X of each other. So she can find a man who had 12 women to one who had up to 114 women.

Men have standards too. For some reason, that isn't allowed anymore. We'll, just because women do not want to hear it doesn't mean it isn't there.

Now, this middle-aged man will not date a 20 year old. I've been hit on by 19 year Olds, they didn't like when I brought up my teenage kids as someone they could relate to.

Ugh... What have we become?

Dunkman83 · 2023-03-29T15:40:19+00:00

wait till she finds out those younger guys that "have no problem with it" will eventually become older/middle aged. lol

Profitglutton · 2023-03-30T00:29:37+00:00

Why is she 20 and going after so called middle aged men to have a marriage and family with? Why doesn’t she just go with men her own age who supposedly don’t care about body count?

Ftpiercecracker1 · 2023-03-29T19:32:03+00:00

37? She's practically a virgin. Did you guys see the Aba and Preach video? Girl with 300 bodies? Girl with 70 bodies and 3 baby daddies?? Even the girl that was a supposed "virgin" said she couldnt even count all the guys she blew. 16 year old with 16 bodies???

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2023-03-29T17:07:22+00:00

Virgin=85% have a haopy marriage at 10yrs.

5+ bodies=15%

Collage educated girls? There's a 90% chance she'll file for divorce within 7 years.

"Had fun, didn't you?"

ScabbyDan · 2023-03-29T17:24:44+00:00

I’d expect that from a woman twice her age. Jesus.

IceCorrect · 2023-03-29T14:32:58+00:00

Im more than just the people Ive slept with

I'd rather find someone a bit older and more secure for my future

Men she would like to be with are more than the security they bring to HER future

NotARussianBot1984 · 2023-03-29T16:26:54+00:00

I took me having girls reject me.jn my 20s, hit up bad boys, get traumatized, get knocked up, then hit me up when I built my career now they wanted me, it took me years of experience to realize what hooking up with fun bad boys does to women.

Courtney cries that everyone hates her and can't get a man. Allisa is on her 4th abusive boyfriend after having 3 kids and just got evicted. I can keep going.

Many girls, not all, but most girls just can't handle casual sex like men can. Pair bonding affects the genders differently.

Now with that said, my gf is a slut. Only one I found that went through therapy to fix her issues and is in a good spot. 99% of the rest....run away boys.

MustardWendigo · 2023-03-29T21:46:20+00:00

Let's keep it simple shall we? 37 people at the age of twenty either means you started fucking around early or you started fucking around a little bit later I'll give it to you...

The signal remains the same. Any man with half a brain will realize you have little to no loyalty or consistency and won't risk his future on you.

A fucking moron might. As is usually the case.

Brilliant-Sport-3049 · 2023-03-29T12:44:32+00:00

What up with that fu(king... ?

Maybe try typing correct first

qsdf321 · 2023-03-29T16:33:03+00:00

In a row?

CyrilQuin · 2023-03-29T22:08:28+00:00

This page makes me feel better about myself

Profitglutton · 2023-03-30T00:33:29+00:00

The millennial men have dealt with the first (maybe second) tidal wave of sexually empowered women so they’re not expecting the bullshit that comes with them and their high bodycounts and can see through their manipulation.

robanthonydon · 2023-03-30T14:33:39+00:00

Why do you as a young women just want a meal ticket? If guys your age are into you go for them and then try building a life together, rather than mooching off someone older. Then there’s no tit for tat. If you’re expecting financial support and stability in a man it’s not unreasonable for them to expect loyalty and and stability. Whilst maybe an unfair perception sleeping with a lot of people doesn’t really scream stable and loyal. And btw that’s applicable to both sexes.

ronoda12 · 2023-03-29T14:16:52+00:00

I guess then looks, money and status matters to insecure slores

GundamZero83 · 2023-03-31T04:47:41+00:00

Neat, she’s learning actions have consequences.

Old_snowboarder · 2023-04-01T10:56:59+00:00

Women hate men who have preferences.

Kyonkanno · 2023-03-29T18:52:32+00:00

gotta give props to her for her honesty. Most women would simply lie about their body count.

norwaydre · 2023-04-03T01:42:35+00:00

37 bodies at 20 years old lmao can’t make this shit up

ShittierLord · 2023-04-01T13:18:49+00:00

I'm sorry. I don't care who you are, 37 is a ridiculously high number.

ALLUPINscience · 2023-03-29T15:36:49+00:00

O and a few guys

dynospectrum7 · 2023-03-29T16:01:03+00:00

I’m sure it is, but will still deny this is real.

throwawa-y1x7 · 2023-03-31T01:17:31+00:00

37 people at age 20 😲. I'm 31 and my 'body count' is 1.

Totalitai-state · 2023-03-30T09:30:05+00:00

I don’t think any millennial has reached middle age yet lol

rb577511 · 2023-04-05T12:39:18+00:00

Me, me, me, me, me, me...

syphsbroomstick · 2023-03-30T02:07:04+00:00

Why is everyone hating on this woman for having casual sex? Why is her body count so important? She just wants to settle down now and that’s that.

ALLUPINscience · 2023-03-29T15:36:30+00:00

I'm over 500 women who gives a fuck

Title	Carousel rider with a 37 body count wants to settle down and is frustrated that men don't want to commit to the town bicycle. (post by @houseoftolstoy)
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	277
Comments	114
Date	March 29, 2023 12:27 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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