I've had a lot of success with these style of openers in the style I think of as "confrontation openers".
They are hilariously fun to do, and often instantly disarming - and often you'll get a laugh / positive reaction right away. Which is different from most standard openers that can be very hit or miss.
Even if she doesn't like you - she will still usually laugh and appreciate the approach. So these work well if you have approach anxiety or worry about bothering women. You're spreading joy with these.
Here's how to do them: Start by confronting them abruptly as if they did something wrong. They will feel like "shit am I in trouble?" Wait for their response. Then turn it into a charming compliment with a funny twist / punchline.
It's important that you wait just a few seconds for them to respond / get defensive or say "no", before you say the punchline. If you just release the tension instantly, it loses it's power. Show you're comfortable confronting a stranger and staying with the uncomfortable tension for just a bit. That shows confidence.
Here's three examples:
Did you just fart?!... (they say no) ... Because you just blew me away 😉
Are you an organ trafficker? ... (they say no) ... Because you just stole my heart 😉
And here's one a woman once used on me:
"Did you just touch my butt!? I replied "no", then she said "do you want to? 😉"
If you haven't tried this style of opener yet - you're missing out.
Enjoy!
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