Since we've been talking sluts, just imagine you the poor guy in this story: Woman reveals her fiance that she has had over 70 sexual partners.

Tarn_Delus · 2014-08-08T11:04:47+00:00

Funny story.

Also, this commenter:

"Guy here, I prefer experienced women because I am tired of teaching,any guy that is worried about how many sexual partners you have had is insecure and maybe a little misogynistic. Not great quality's in a mate if you ask me, you didn't make a mistake, if he can't handle something this trivial you are better off."

is definitely not a guy.

psyflux · 2014-08-08T15:27:53+00:00

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"

Johnny_Shades · 2014-08-08T15:26:32+00:00

Poor guy? What? He got the Hofax. Most women would lie. He is pretty lucky to actually know what he is buying.

IAmTheIlluminatiAMA · 2014-08-08T14:18:31+00:00

Happened to me, bros. Almost the exact same number. I got kids, though, so I can't just leave. Don't get married. When I found out I realized she's fucked a lot of dudes we both still hung around for the first few years of our marriage. I was too BP to see it. I had enough alpha tendencies before I even unplugged that it took until marriage that I started acting BP, being sweet and shit. Now she's not emotionally attracted to me anymore because she has seen me as weak, you know, doing the things society says a loving husband should do. So I have corrected my behavior by being the man I know I am instead of the man she turned me into. It's had mixed results. I would be gone in a heartbeat if were not for my kids.

I am not worried about comparing, I do my job. What is to me and will be infuriating to this guy is when she no longer does thinks for you she did for guys who she didn't even know their name. You just gotta block that out. I am going to provide a happy home for my kids and leave her if I can get enough legal documents documenting her mental problems or leave her when the kids go to college. I at least owe it to my kids to make the best of the situation.

Don't get married.

DoesNotMatterAnymore · 2014-08-08T16:03:35+00:00

73!!? How the hell do you even remember such a specific number, does she keep a journal or something?

Red flags all over the place.

edit: I'd say it's safe to wager that this hamster has a few experiences that she thinks "doesn't count". 73 may very well be over 100...

30303030303030 · 2014-08-08T15:23:40+00:00

She's 22.

/thread

I love how the usual answer she gives guys is 4 or 5. This is why you have to learn how to deduce shit instead of relying her answers

ogalvan · 2014-08-08T12:02:57+00:00

Definitely not marriage material. Notice how she said sex was "not a big deal" and she'd be would "resist cheating". What a whore.

TannhauserOverture · 2014-08-08T15:03:40+00:00

Weve been together for six months, and am plannign to get married soon. Ive always wanted to have kids, i have this motherly instinct inside me haha. Hes a software engineer or something like that earning 100k/year, so its not as if they wont be well looked after!

Can you spot where she went from "we" to "me"?

We see this time and time again. The societal shaming mechanisms of times past where there for a reason. Now that they are gone women can't begin to understand why a high parnter count isn't the bestest thing ever. Because for them it's the exact other way around. (Preselection.)

Take a bunch op redditors living unter the delusion that there isn't men and women, there's only "people" and you get some of the answers we see in this threat.

It really only ever seems to be about procreation (kids) and the thread illustrates this perfectly. She has had her fun and found the fiance and who knows, if she didn't tell him her number, her plan (marriage, kids, house, car, divorce, more cocks) would have worked out - even the most cynical man couldn't imagine 73 cocks on a 22yo.

His plan is ruined - also illustrated perfectly. He thought he found his unicorn (sweet, innocent, charming, young). Doesn't matter if he's RP or not - most man are looking for that one woman. Because procreation.

See, not only the societal mechanisms where there for a reason - the cliches as well! Why do men value a woman whos a good cook and keeps a clean house? Geez I don't know - maybe because they want their offspring to be well nurished and living in a clean environment?

It really isn't that hard to understand.

Good for him that he knows now. He can eject. And he will. No amount of social engeneering will make him put up with 73-prior-cocks. That feeling we all get while only reading this - especially the ones with GFs - imagine how he is feeling!

puaSenator · 2014-08-08T16:41:34+00:00

Whenever this white knighting shit comes up, it really pisses me off. Seriously, these chodes are fucking pathetic. They are so deeply bitched, that they are completely convinced they can't have any standards.

Like you pointed out:

73 is a lot of casual sex. A lot. If I were a guy, I wouldn't see you as a 'slut

This little faggot. Of course he wouldn't see her as a slut because he's too fucking afraid to ever stand behind a point of view that may hurt a precious woman's feelings. Hopefully the slut OP will let him touch a boob as a reward.

If I were a guy, I'd really be worrying about measuring up. Believe me, his being disturbed is less about you, and more about him.

What's with this fucking defense that always boils down to "it's HE that has issues if he doesn't aggree." It's like when someone says they think fat people are gross and the fat person justifies it as, "Oh, HE'S the insecure one. He clearly has image issues if he's willing to be so critical of other people." No BITCH!!! Not liking a huge tramp doesn't mean a guy is insecure. He doesn't see a chick with 50 partners and think, "Oh boy! I hope I can please her right!" We're guys, and for the most part, seeing a bitch with 50 partners makes us think, "Great, she'll fuck me good and I don't even have to try. And who cares if I rock her in the sack, because she's a ho and I don't give a fuck about her opinion." Guys don't like sluts with huge numbers because they are fucking hoes. They have daddy issues and give up their sexuality for pennies on the dollar for temporary male attention.

he will get over it. As you mentioned, it was in the past. He asked, you told.

Oh again, this fucking trope. It's okay to judge someone on their past behaviors except when it comes to women. Instead, women have a switch they can flip witch magically fixes all those mental issues which lead them to being a ho in the first place. Fucking pathetic.

This bitch is TWENTY TWO! 22!!!!!! FFS, having 73 partners at 22 makes you a top tier slut. I know huge sluts who never got near that. Shit, I've met call girls who haven't even gotten that number. To get to 73 by 22 you have to be fucking entire groups of guys on the regular, only to get thrown out, to find another group of guys to run through before repeating the process. That's a fucking feat. I mean think about it. To get to that number, you can't be hanging out with just one group of friends or so. You must be bro ho going from group to group. I know a huge slut who fucked me and all my friends, and an acquaintance group, and yet another group. She literally fucks all the guys because she NEEDS male attention at any cost, and yet she can't even get there. Not even if she tried. She just isn't exposed to enough new people enough to get that high. To get to 73, you literally have to be fucking all over the place.

I can't believe the white knights are so fucking strong here that they refuse to call a spade a spade here. I swear to God. If these feminists want to end sexism, they need to start calling women out on their BS and stop treating them like humans who are immune from criticism. 73 partners is fucking HUGE, especially at 22.

Air4ce1 · 2014-08-08T15:49:21+00:00

If a girl says something like "ABOUT 4 or 5 guys" or "AROUND 4 or 5 guys" it should automatically be raising red flags in your head. Every girl and guy (when it's a low number) knows exactly how many people they've slept with. So these key words like: around, about, or, something like. Anything that doesn't give a definite answer should be raising your first red flag.

balalasaurus · 2014-08-08T15:55:10+00:00

A key that opens many doors is worth a lot more than a door that opens to many keys.

Algermas · 2014-08-08T11:16:00+00:00

Honestly I want to feel bad for the guy in this story but if you get married in 2014, as a guy, you're a stone cold retard.

As for the 73? Im not surprised, in fact if a girl has tits I assume she has guzzled at least a gallon of cum. I feel confident in saying that im right more often than not.

2014-08-08T18:32:30+00:00

I knew a girl (yes in that way) that also had a huge number. She was so hot that guys would stare at her in front of their dates at her. I felt so proud that I could get a chick this hot. Eventually she tells me that she was sexually abused as a child. So seeing a girl with a high number in such a short time is an indication of something more that mere promiscuity. She also took me through a roller coaster ride of emotions that I do not want to ever experience again. A real hell on Earth and I thought that I would be her white knight and save her. I look back and think what a fucking fool I was. I can't say that I smarten up and dumped her. She found another white knight to save her and I cried like a huge bitch. Again I look back and feel a huge amount of shame. Basically she was, in a technical clinical term: fucking crazy. Although she did hide it well So this girl with 73 partners can't be all there upstairs.

Pointless_Endeavors · 2014-08-08T15:13:12+00:00

Assuming she became sexually active at the age of 16, at her current age of 22, she would have had to have sex with 1 new guy every single month non-stop for six years. (12.16 every year)

Assuming at some point she entered a short term monogamous reationship, got sick, got tired of fucking a random every month, she would have had to fuck 2 to 5 different guys in a single month on several occasions to get to her current count of 73 at age 22.

But hey, the past is the past, right. Past decisions say nothing about the type of people we are.

2014-08-08T17:14:29+00:00

And of course she posts this in 2x, where she knows she will get validation from only women. (men posting comments in that thread are virtually women).

2014-08-08T15:33:29+00:00

I had always dated for the intention of marriage and kids (have four now). Red flags would send me packing. One woman even asked 'sex is so easy to find, don't you think?' She's approaching 50 now, never married.

The reason 'the number' is discussed is because it's a red flag. Otherwise, it wouldn't be discussed. Some of the comments make me ill. People (children) will suffer for this ridiculousness.

DoesNotMatterAnymore · 2014-08-08T18:08:37+00:00

One of her replies is the real gold

I sorta do have a shallow view of sex, I dont think its too special. Is that wrong? That is how I got the high number, after all. I think it would be difficult to resist cheating, but Im willing to do it, cause we are in love and hes special. That being said, I know its high, but is it that high? Sex doesnt seem as big a deal as speeding tickets are, to me anyways

Ive been in a few relationships but most of the guys ive been with have been one night stands. It was fun while it lasted, but I got it all out of my system.

I dont think he should be worried about measuring up, I mean I did pick him out of the guys Ive been with? Hes definitely treated me the best, unlike most guys who would sleep with me once and never contact me again.

Yeah, I am pretty ashamed to admit to anyone I know about my number.I dont think I would even tell my best friend that as shes likely to gossip about it to everyone. A lot of my friends know my real account.

rp_manifesto · 2014-08-08T16:11:20+00:00

There it is again, the under 5 lie. Ive been seeing it so much recently Im tempted to say AWALT.

2014-08-08T16:44:29+00:00

This is so fucking disgusting and makes me so depressed. Western women aren't worth anything at all.

Niemamnick · 2014-08-08T17:50:10+00:00

How can you get engaged to a woman without knowing about her sexual past?

Fuck, how can you even have a girlfriend if you don't know how many guys have been in her?

Entrefut · 2014-08-08T20:35:23+00:00

I'm guessing she told guys 1-73 the exact same thing she's telling this guy about how special he makes her feel. In other words, look at her track record, she's going to leave you for another guy until she is 30 and can't get another guy. Then she'll turn in for a beta.

myschadenfreude · 2014-08-08T22:37:57+00:00

I've been in bars with the fire code limit of less than 73.

Think about that. Next time you're in a room and it says "Fire Marshall Limit of 70" look around and see how large that room is. The load that room with guys, put three in the doorway and that's her vagina, heart, and ability to connect to others.

PSA: The more you know...

2014-08-08T23:54:03+00:00

Holy fuck reddit is full of betas with no self respect whatsoever.

2014-08-08T16:00:22+00:00

Is it just the overall number (the rate at which she reached said number) or the lying and deception behind it that is the main concern here? Outside of everything else she has said, if she was upfront and honest from day one would it still be as big of a problem? As stated by u/Algermas ... "if a girl has tits I assumed she's guzzled a gallon of cum"

Edit: words and credit for quote

ziggitypumziggitypim · 2014-08-08T17:37:57+00:00

73! 70fucking3. I'm finding that really hard to comprehend. How is that even possible for one woman. What a skeeze.

kami_kakushi · 2014-08-08T18:39:42+00:00

i always triple the number a woman admits to in my head.

for me if shes had more than a sports teams worth of cocks, shes not getting mine.

reminds me of someone i almost slept with at uni, lucky i didnt tbh, she was fucking dudes up to 5 or 6 per week, and she was proud of it. these women are just prostitutes.

slappywhyte · 2014-08-08T20:12:31+00:00

i think a lot of 22 yr old women nowadays will have slipped onto 20 or 30 dicks by that age, but 73 is a lot ...

AlienSunrise · 2014-08-08T22:19:25+00:00

I would've walked right out of there as soon as I realized it wasn't some sort of sick fucking joke. 73?! This just reminds my of the part in clerks about the girl sucking 36 dicks. "IN A ROW?!".

2014-08-08T23:47:57+00:00

From now on I will assume hot chicks who I'm talking to has had 70 cocks in her. Probably 150 in her mouth and a lot of different guys cum on her face.

It will at least kill my neediness a few levels.

I am seriously in need of a break from women.

DoesNotMatterAnymore · 2014-08-08T19:07:41+00:00

You know what, now i fuckin respect that hooker with a 100+ partner count. It was few days ago, guy confessing that his 22years old GF was a hooker through college. That bitch atleast worked hard for her degree.

flatox · 2014-08-09T01:48:54+00:00

god i cannot wait for this kind of shit to make me laugh instead of facepalming.

whitey_male · 2014-08-09T02:46:44+00:00

Is there some sort of nuclear grade sluttery going on in the US? Back in my day a slut at that age would have had about 5-10.

PillClinton-AFBB · 2014-08-09T15:14:35+00:00

How many inches of cock is that? Assuming a 6" is average that breaks down to 109" of cock a year. That's what you call used merchandise.

Chocolate_Slug · 2014-08-09T17:13:41+00:00

Question: just about all attractive women are like this now-a-days in the US... so whats the alternative if you want to be with an attractive (arguably hot) woman?

priusowner666 · 2014-08-08T18:55:09+00:00

Isn't it naïve though for any guy to assume that their girlfriend or future wife (or current wife) has been honest at all about the number of men she's had sex with? When I was 23 I went out with an 18 year old girl who told me she was having sex with a different guy every few weeks because she liked the experience. I liked fucking her too and I was okay with it knowing she was on her way to college and I'd never see her again. I had actually met her when she was 17 and she invited me to her 18th birthday party, her dad was a hippy psychiatrist so it was obvious what her family life was like. I'm 38 now and found her on Facebook, she is married with kids now and seems happy.

2014-08-08T19:02:56+00:00

that is one horrible lock. poor dude should run.

Gumstead · 2014-08-08T22:08:33+00:00

So what is the way to broach this subject with a woman?

sir_wankalot_here · 2014-08-09T01:04:07+00:00

Imagine I am a stupid fuck and intentionally hit my hand with a hammer.

mizzoufan1990 · 2014-08-09T06:33:46+00:00

Prefer experienced women? That's like saying you prefer a used car to a new one. If you do, it's probably to cover for the fact that you can't afford a new one.

itsonlyabottle · 2014-08-09T01:50:08+00:00

Her pussy must feel like throwing a uncooked hotdogdown a wet hallway. If ever date a girl who tells me she has been with 70–something men, I would tell her I appreciate her honesty and tell her to suck this dick like she means it. Obviously, she would be downgraded to a plate.

watersign · 2014-08-09T02:37:52+00:00

the comments in there are pretty funny. she isnt special..ALOT of girls are carosel riding whores

ultrasuperthrowaway · 2014-08-08T15:51:16+00:00

REAL QUESTION: I've slept with over 70 women, and women don't seem to care when I tell them my number. So why the difference? Men just more insecure?

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