tl;dr: Bride to be shamelessly cheated on future husband with me.
Body: Typical weekend night. Friend and I get ready at my place with a few drinks and call a cab. I want to keep this short and to the point so I am going to jump right into it.
After barhopping at a couple places, we decide to hit up the local country dancing bar. Now, going two stepping is one of my favorite places to meet women. We've had a high conversion rate when it comes to asking them out to dance, when compared to a loud club or a bar. Usually they accept and we are well on our way with quick kino, intimacy, and small talk.
We walk up to what we later found out was a bachelorette party, I unknowingly begin to talk to the bride to be and shortly after we begin to two step. A few songs go by, and I notice she is really digging me. I find out this is her party, and well indeed there is the $5000 rock on her finger... She is closely grabbing on as I spin her in the air and bring her back down safely (guys, we preach this enough, make sure you are lifting. It gives her tingles) she feels my abs through my shirt and gets a quick feel at my arms. I finally say fuck it, and lean for the kiss. Without hesitation there we are making out on the dance floor.
As the night is winding down, I try and get her to come back to my place. she says, "I cannot go home with you, I'm getting married in a couple weeks."
I hit her back with: "Yeah? well that didn't stop you from making out with me.."
"I'm getting married in 14 days, I'm gonna have some fun before that."
Poor bastard that is gonna marry this cheating whore...
Her hamster is in OD justifying that what she just did with me is okay. She continues,.. "If my bridesmaids weren't here, I'd totally be going home with you."
"Then you should give me your number and we can hook up some other time..."
"I cant, they'll see us exchanging numbers. You're just gonna be that guy that one night that I made out with, and we will keep it a memory like that. You're the one that got away..."
I smile, say okay... and she is on her way. I may, or may not ever see her again.
Lessons: Okay are you kidding me? She straight up told me I seem like trouble that giving me her number would be a bad idea because she is soon to be married. Now I do not know the dynamic of her relationship... but it seemed as she thought she was on a hall pass of some sort until the wedding. That or I was a high quality enough male to justify her actions. Who knows, awalt. She mentioned she had just turned 30 (although she looked taken care of, I was guessing 25 the most) so we have someone approaching her wall and I'm sure she locked down her BB just a little too soon before she was ready to jump off the CC. She even took a grab at my cock in between songs, looked up at me and smiled....
Jesus guys, I for some reason still believe and want a marriage at some point. But then I read the theory and the theories are confirmed by women like this... smh.
Edit: Yes, obviously I didn't bring her home that night. But getting laid, and having some crazy pornstar sex is not the purpose of a FR. Take this FR for what it's worth, I learned something from it, and maybe someone else can as well.
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