Edit: Added tinder and some text conversation because apparently this story is thathappened worthy.

Tinder Conversation, I ran into her at the supermarket between getting her snap and "Hey"

Text Conversation

Also I'm very sick right now and am having trouble completing sentences, let alone writing a short story. So excuse the grammar.

Summary

Last Friday I hit up a girl from tinder to feel her up if she'd be down for a threesome with one of my plates. She hard rejects it, blocks me from snapchat. I run into her and her mom at the supermarket Tuesday and end up getting her number, with eye contact alone.

Matching with her on tinder and hitting her up for a threesome

Some time last week I match with this girl(HB8 maybe 9), I give her shit, she calls me an ass. It goes alright but she kinda comes off as just another girl on tinder for nothing else but attention. I get her snapchat but don't pursue anything more.

The weekend rolls around and one of my plates is coming up for 2 nights to do molly and wants to hook up with a girl for a threesome(college town). We both start texting girls we have that we known would be down. I have a few that would be down but logistically they can't make it.

I jump on tinder/snapchat and throw some hail marries out to see if any land. Nothing aggressive or rude, just, "Do you consider yourself an adventurous girl?" They all say yes, "Are you into molly and/or girls?". Most just laugh at the brazenness, other just straight up answer yes or no to one or both. This girl in particularly though took it very insulting and got defensive about it. I almost didn't ask her because i might have possibly felt her out a bit more and possible gotten a date but again she seemed like the type that was just there for attention so i said fuck it.

She gets mad, blocks me from snapchat. I go out and have an awesome weekend.

Running into her and her mom at the supermarket

So over the weekend I come down with a virus, a bad one. I feel like death by Monday. Tuesday I'm on steroids and a bunch of other shit, I stay home from work and two of my roommates and I run to the supermarket to grab some food.

Now let me set the scene for you. Horrible runny nose, can't breath, coughing constantly, you can see the death in my face. I'm wearing a bright, bright blue muscle tank top with a picture of Darth Vader holding a surfboard on a beach, it's one of those shirts you buy on a drunken binge at 10am on spring break, some gym shorts and sandals and a manbun. I could give 0 fucks how I look today.

As we go to check out I'm swiping my shit across the self checkout and I spot this hot girl at the end of my conveyor thing. She's walking away from me with what looks to be her mom. Can't see her face but looks familiar. She then turns into a checkout lane 2 down and turns and looks at me.

Now I should note right now that I've always know the importance of eye contact and a few years ago I was really good at it but recently have been struggling with it.

Not this time, we lock and stare for what seems like forever. she starts smiling and giggling a little. Changes up her pace a bit, my roommates take notice and comment that this chick is straight eye fucking me right now. By now I've realized this is the tinder chick and I am laughing hysterically in my head. I can't believe this shit is actually happening, 4 days after I hit her up for a threesome. I give her a little half assed wave to her like you give to someone as if they have a fucking problem or something. Then without breaking contact I say to my roommates, "Ya, that's one of the chicks I hit up for a threesome Friday and she blocked me." They burst out laughing and we all stare directly at her(we're all smart-asses actually and love making people feel awkward. Social awkwardness is something we revel in). Now she's really taking notice and stops about 20 yards away and motions her mom over to look. I break contact because by now it's been like 30 seconds and start paying and bagging my stuff.

They sit there and giggle, point and chat while i just give them a smirk and go on about my stuff. Normally I'd walk up to them and talk but not in the state I was in. Plus I still had stuff to move into my new place and it was getting late.

As we walk out to the car I jump on tinder and see that she didn't unmatch me. I message, "hey" with one of the cocky smirky emoji's. She replies back, i ask her if she told her mom how we meet, yada yada yada. She's flirting with me hard now, giving me compliments, telling me that I'm really cute in person. Complete 180 of her attitude when I first matched her. I just continue giving her shit and get her number.

The best part, I mess with her about hitting her up for the threesome friday and her blocking me and now "apparently" it's ok to be a dick because i'm "cute". She didn't even remember me hitter her up friday and called me an asshole for reminding her and ruining the moment. I tell her, "it's cool, I only put as much effort into something as i get back, you didn't seem interested, seems i misjudged"

I'll invite her over next week when I'm healthy.

Lessons learned

Fucking lift. This wouldn't have happened if I hadn't gone from 175-195 in 7 months and now have a V body. Being an asshole can be forgiven when you're attractive. Just like the majority of guys will put up with a bitch depending on how hot she is. If you are not in shape, it just comes off as creepy.

Always, never give a fuck. I could have not messaged her friday and not gotten blocked. Fuck it. I could have not messaged her on tinder after the supermarket and the hard rejection friday, fuck it. I could have let the beta in me apologized for reminding her that i hit her up for a threesome Friday night, fuck it. I'll be nice to her and respect her when she earns it. Until then she's just another girl. Amuse yourself with how much of a smartass you can be and still get away with it. She realizes now that I'm not going to put her on a pedestal or treat her special which is probably new for a 20 year old hb9. (Later on in the text she threatened to hit me if i was an ass in person, I told her I'm not above hitting a girl. I believe in equality of the sexes and consider myself a progressive)

if your new to TRP, you should listen to the song every breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Work on your posture, stand tall and broad. Chest out, shoulders back, chin up, eyes with a downward slant. I have been actively working on my posture for as long as I've been lifting.

Give girls shit, constantly. The hotter they are, the more you need to tease them. Imagine constantly being told how pretty and attractive you are by 99 guys, then 1 comes along and couldn't give a fuck less. Who do you think will peak her interest more?

Never be the first to look away with eye contact. Stare their asses down like you two are about to makeout or throw down. I'm not joking either, your glare should be so intense it's confusing to her as to what the hell you are thinking. The only time your bitch as should look away from a women looking at you is;

  • She's about to make out with you

  • She's about to hit you

  • She looks away

Don't just stare at them like a creeper though, you need to be eye fucking them up and down with a smirk or grin the whole time. If you have a blank face and dead eyes, it's going to be creepy. Have an approachable but intimidating face. In this case I was trying to hold back my hysteria when i saw her because of how funny/awkward the situation was for her to be with her mom. It was hard to not burst out laughing. You want to look intimidating to attractive women, picture the demeanor of Christian Grey for reference and the success that movie/book had for proof that women dig it. He's not overtly strong or muscular but he carries himself in an intimidating way towards women.

Rule #1 of pickup, 60% of the interaction and how a girl response has absolutely nothing to do with you. There could be a million reasons why she responded the way she did when i hit her up Friday. Don't ever care why they respond the way they do, case and point, she didn't even remember it 4 days later. Women live in the moment, if their feelz are negative, your interaction will start out negative regardless of how you come off or your intentions.