Monkey branching at it's finest...

mr_kuk · 2020-03-27T10:11:33+00:00

In the immortal words of Bill Hicks:

I've learned a lot about women. I think I've learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough, is it?"

Celticpenguin85 · 2020-03-27T10:04:18+00:00

What a disgusting cunt.

ummagumma99 · 2020-03-27T10:17:01+00:00

These bitches will never be satisfied. Megan Markle even was about to become princess, but no, fuck that, lets drag a prince into misery with me because "Im not satisfied".

Bedtyme06 · 2020-03-27T09:51:46+00:00

Time to ride the carousel again!.

I can always tell my, by then, ex husband that I'm sorry and he's the only one for me after a bunch of these men have had their way with me and left me when I'm no longer attractive enough for them and my life has gone to shit.

Till then he's no longer good enough.

ThaHentaiConnoisseur · 2020-03-27T10:28:44+00:00

I just know for a fact that the women responding are giving this bitch severe positive reinforcement. You know the usual lines of: "YoU gO gIrL", "KwEeEeN", "WoMeN aLwAyS dEsErVe BeTtEr". I've seen posts from men talking about losing a small bit of attraction to their wives because of her gaining weight and the shaming the husband received from women responding were cancer inducing. What a monkey branching filthy hoe.

RRFdev · 2020-03-27T10:20:21+00:00

Women are such selfish cunts that the first thing they think about when they earn money is go fish for richer men.

All thoughts of saving money for the family or setting up funds for the children are thrown out of the window.

Of course the agenda is still going to be the same too. Her money is her money, and her husband's money is her money, and the kids get jack.

Kuma07 · 2020-03-27T11:28:54+00:00

A few years later: "I made a regrettable decision. I never realized how good I had it with my husband. Now I'm getting fat and alone. The other guy's just want hook ups. I tried talking to him but he won't respond back. I don't know what I should do."

Every. Fucking. Time.

RectumMassagerPete · 2020-03-27T10:24:54+00:00

Fit = getting below 200.

719Kai · 2020-03-27T10:39:32+00:00

I guarantee you if did manage to get one of these successful men at her workplace and they did the same thing to her with a younger and more good looking woman, she will play the victim and won’t see how that’s exactly the same thing she did to her husband

incelposter · 2020-03-27T11:33:40+00:00

Jeez, it's not even because of "abuse," like women usually like to claim.

It's straight up purely vain, materialistic reasoning.

Because other guys have a bigger house or car you're going to dump your husband who committed to you when you were probably 250 pounds?

What a shallow cunt. Where's the damn loyalty?

thenotoriousdougie · 2020-03-27T11:20:00+00:00

If a guy is hitting on women at work these days, he’s an idiot.

Kerlongsj · 2020-03-27T10:15:06+00:00

That is just horrible and that is why I will never get in a relationship.

The reason why is simple. I know that I'll be left behind one way or another and that most likely, I'll be traded in. I don't want that. I prefer to be single for the rest of my life than to suffer from such a thing.

mimiczx · 2020-03-27T10:40:42+00:00

Guess she doesn't want to "date down"... Most likely what her husband did before she "got fit"

SirKolbath · 2020-03-27T12:24:19+00:00

How do I tell my husband he is no longer good enough for me?

Sit down, princess. I'm going to solve your problem right now. Let him know that you need to talk to him. Don't beat around the bush. Be up front and tell him: "I'm sorry. I am just not good enough for you. You see, I know I made a commitment to you that was supposed to last for the rest of our lives, but I have no honor and no integrity. You deserve better than me. It'll hurt for a bit, but if you keep working on yourself; go monk mode for 3-6 months, get in shape and work on your earning power, you'll find a younger, hotter girl than me in a brief period. She'll probably even do all the stuff I won't, like anal and facials and that thing with the tongue that I get tired of doing but you can't get enough of."

You tell him that, cupcake, and I'm pretty sure he'll take it okay.

archangel3531 · 2020-03-27T10:48:23+00:00

I watch multiple couples around me fight and split up. Woman goes out and "gets fit" and hoes around, jumping from one dick to the next, guy gets fucked giving up pretty much all he worked for. I'm glad my shit is still just my shit. Lol

Innovative_being · 2020-03-27T10:17:16+00:00

Hypergamy is a cruel mistress

geo_gan · 2020-03-27T10:26:43+00:00

I’m sure her husband had the same thoughts about her before she “got fit”

TheREexpert44 · 2020-03-27T10:31:53+00:00

Dont get married. Ol boy is about to be fucked, and theres nothing he could do to stop it.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-27T11:55:51+00:00

"MeN oBjEcTiFy WoMyN!"

As if that tripe up there isn't objectifying the men, reducing all of them to how they look, how nice their cars are, and how big their homes are.

amyjoel · 2020-03-27T10:54:11+00:00

Dozens of men are interested in her. Dozens

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2020-03-27T12:05:16+00:00

Can I be the one to point out that love isn’t a factor at all in her decision making? It’s almost like women’s love is complete and utter bullshit.

F0000r · 2020-03-27T12:45:32+00:00

For better or for worse. If you truly have improved so much, why not help lift your partner to your level?

CanadiaNationalist · 2020-03-27T13:36:01+00:00

The first level is "fuck you, I'm hot now".

The next level is her failing to think past the sale. She's not going to maintain that. Even if she keeps up the fitness everything else is getting older.

turtlestrainc · 2020-03-27T18:14:06+00:00

This is what my ex wife did to me. You want to know the truth. I am much better off without her now. Keep strong if you are in this situation and be wary of women who are like this but good women do exist. Cheers

coldsteel86 · 2020-03-27T15:23:05+00:00

Fine example of monkey branching!

Notice how everything she says that is in her words " better " is all materialistic...... good looking, bigger house, better car, etc.

I hope this backfires on her. She divorces her husband and hooks up with a coworker, then later on down the road when her looks are starting to decline and her fertility window is closing, that guy dumps her for the 20 something year old intern that just got hired.

Shallow bitch!

Ryakinfist · 2020-03-27T13:25:26+00:00

Poor guy. He'll be red pilled soon enough.

SupremeGentleman92 · 2020-03-27T14:28:16+00:00

Marriage is a meme in the 21st century. The Simp’s turn is over.

Signalshadow247 · 2020-03-27T14:38:12+00:00

The bachelor life is a great thing now In days

texazthrowd · 2020-03-27T13:26:24+00:00

Women should be exiled and sex robots should be implemented.

teh_pope82 · 2020-03-27T14:24:39+00:00

This must be an article about my ex

sthlmtrdr · 2020-03-27T14:41:42+00:00

Just see them for what they are to the core, opportunistic creatures that are out to take advantage of you. They may be sweet and "love" you, but in the end it all boils down to that they are there to grab your assets and use it for their own pleasure.

Don't opt out of women, but never succumb to oneitis and always protect your belongings, assets, investments. Never give control of money to a women, even in a serious relationship. Never let a woman know how much you got and what you earn. Keep her in the shadow regarding these things. There is no reason she need to knowledge about these things.

dctrmoose · 2020-03-27T15:16:23+00:00

This is why you don't get married...Marriage vows mean nothing to many people. .."In sickness and in health" "Until death does us part"

You said those words bitch! Lie in your bed.

Oh you don't want to lie in that bed? Well, now you get pump and dump culture and no men want to get married. Congrats!

Imoldok · 2020-03-27T15:46:12+00:00

Genesis 3:16 (NLT) Then he said to the woman, “I will sharpen the pain of your pregnancy, and in pain you will give birth. And you will desire to control your husband, but he will rule over you.”

Yeah watch for cycle repetition.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-27T16:09:20+00:00

Just had a thought, this virus shit is going to manifest a lot of breakups once the quarantines are over.

The next spike? STDs, and probably single moms.

asdf333aza · 2020-03-27T17:22:51+00:00

Hope he divorces her and takes half (or more) of her retirement and alimony.

Ranidaphobia · 2020-03-27T20:23:19+00:00

Cue a post in 6 months saying how she is being pumped and dumped but can't find commitment lol

theweirdreplyguy · 2020-03-27T15:31:56+00:00

There, The difference between between men and women. That’s why civilization has had the man in charge of providing and protecting. You give her these freedoms and authority, it’s over. You are over.

It’s like a child saying: “ how do I tell my mom and dad are no longer good enough for me because the parents of friends whom I go to school with are ‘better’.”

Delifier · 2020-03-27T12:18:00+00:00

Now nothing will ever be good enough, so she'll be the c*mb*cket instead.

Spiderthing69 · 2020-03-27T13:36:04+00:00

This is where she will put feelers out and start shit talking her husband to give herself carte blanch in the eyes of other people to monkey branch.

thedestinhunter · 2020-03-27T15:45:53+00:00

Fuck people like her. Scum of the earth. It's one thing if the husband is like stay at home and do nothing but its completely different if hes supportive caring and trying. Like that's so terrible to do to someone.

lethargic_apathy · 2020-03-27T17:39:11+00:00

You know she’s about to cheat like crazy (if she hasn’t already) and then claim that he was abusive and/or she cheated bc he needs to improve

StingRayFins · 2020-03-27T18:12:16+00:00

Conversely, this husband that seemingly isn't good enough can get another wife who is with another guy who has less and is uglier. It's all a shit show. Guys, don't fuck with other men's wives. Also, even if she were single, don't feed her trashy nature.

She'll do the same to you when she gets the chance. "there are dozens of men at work that have manifested interest in me" she said... meaning she doesn't have one in mind... she's looking at the whole bunch and slew of them. This means she's most likely going to sleep around with a few of them to try and score the best one or just have multiple sugar daddies. In the end, end up with none of them because she exhibits slutty behavior and doesn't show the capacity to pair-bond or commit properly.

Then she'll hide and die lonely, craw back to the husband, or have to lie and cheat to tie down a beta cuck to beleive she's in love with him to wife her up all over again.

This is history 101. It's been predictable time and time and time again. Over and over and over. It's not new. It's not uncommon or rare. It's everywhere. Predictable.

thetotalpackage7 · 2020-03-27T14:17:20+00:00

We shouldn't be shocked by any of this. It's not some new revelation that women want men to be fit, rich, personable. On the flip side let's also accept that plenty of men will dump their fat, ugly wife if they can score a younger hotter chick. Just the way human nature works. Women value provisioning. Men value youth and fertility.

Itchy-Bung-Hole · 2020-03-27T14:45:13+00:00

It goes with out saying that if your woman starts working, shaving her pussy and wearing sexy clothes out of the blue she's cheating on you.

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2020-03-27T15:01:40+00:00

Fuck love, it's all about vanity and promotions.

TomahawkSuppository · 2020-03-27T18:46:23+00:00

This is the most common reason women give for divorce. Fact is that a man cannot ever satisfy a woman

NeoCzar · 2020-03-27T18:52:39+00:00

As long as there are no social repercussions to monkey-branching it'll only increase, and that is obvious no where else more than the West. It doesn't matter if it's Russia, China, or Saudi Arabia, if you're married and start gauging the market your life will become miserable very fast when hubby finds out, and society won't help you out either. We have generations to raise and a universe to conquer, no time for this nonsense.

On the flip-side, and this is why I urge guys who get lucky with a girl above their pay grade not to go gooey and commit, one can take solice that it was a fluke anyway. Flukes in grandpa's days stuck. You could find a drifter with a gorgeous wife. Now the hierarchy is visible and connected, so the chances of a guy keeping someone more attractive, intelligent, charming, and successful than he usually would be expected to have dwindled to the realm of well-exploited daddy issues and mind games, and that's not healthy, and even then, someone richer, better looking, with a bigger dick could come along and exploit them better. Just stay clear of what'll burn you, even if it's hard for our egos as guys to take.

PolesWithGoals · 2020-03-27T19:56:39+00:00

I fucking hate gold diggers

BoxofMistakes · 2020-03-27T18:29:16+00:00

You've got to give it to her- at least her value hasn't dropped. I mean think about it- she's gotten older, uglier, fatter, more demanding and criticizes more but she brings in more cash so it's even.

I'm joking but I've seen this play out irl. Wealthy old women always come in second to poor young women. It makes them angrier and more irrational. Why do you think old women always give old women awful advice?

houseoftolstoy · 2020-03-27T19:13:11+00:00

"Till death do us part" has become just another meaningless phrase, just like "strong, independent woman." Thanks No Fault divorce for allowing a marriage to be dissolved because she just doesn't feel like being married to her husband anymore!

Apparently the "for richer or poorer" did not apply to this woman either, because now that she is earning more, whoops I guess that means that she is justified to be looking for another man now!

djkbrown2001 · 2020-03-27T21:34:54+00:00

Nothing about the guys being honest and loyal. All based on material stuff.

Why do men get married?

I am engaged and I am having second thoughts. Actually I am having lots of thoughts. The only reason I see is that I have two kids with my gf and I do not what my boys to grow up with Tyrone. Apart from that their are no upsides to me getting married.

Fucking none.

Mar_Ci · 2020-03-27T21:40:13+00:00

Some women just can't tell the difference between a guys' interest in a one night stand and interest in a serious relationship so they dump the only decent guy who's willing to put up with them. Big mistake, even bigger past 30.

beto_747 · 2020-03-27T21:52:35+00:00

Later down the line when these other high value men have run a train on her shell write a post about how all men are trash.

z31fanatic · 2020-03-27T22:10:38+00:00

Little does she know that all those guys care about is to have sex with her. None of them care for anything else.

Narcissist456 · 2020-03-27T22:28:34+00:00

Every guy who thinks their girl loves them unconditionally needs to see this.

Tailtappin · 2020-03-27T22:39:05+00:00

Well, you'll just take off one day, file a restraining order against him, get custody of any kids, take the home he paid for, the cars he bought, keep all the shit inside the home and then you'll relax, get fat, get lazy, get resting bitch face and complain about men.

So, your life in a nutshell.

Itchy-Bung-Hole · 2020-03-27T14:41:28+00:00

Yet she'll shit where she eats

CHAD_TDK · 2020-03-27T14:55:34+00:00

I am sure those men have manifested an "interest". PnP is not a relationship.

__TheDon__ · 2020-03-27T15:42:31+00:00

More like hypergamy kickin in

largepaycheckaddict · 2020-03-27T16:24:32+00:00

I just hope there are no kids involved. The kids always get the worst deals from these situations.

wilfordbrimley1 · 2020-03-27T16:38:14+00:00

*its

djkbrown2001 · 2020-03-27T21:21:01+00:00

What a POS. Those guys just want to fuck her.

Unfigured · 2020-03-28T00:13:57+00:00

I think women only ever go to the gym if they're on the prowl. Which means that any man whose wife decides seriously to get in shape had better talk to a lawyer and try to get his ducks in some kind of row. Because he's not going to get to enjoy her fit new body. Despite the years of accepting her flabby overweight body.

tosernameschescksout · 2020-03-28T08:41:32+00:00

"they have manifested interest in me."

This is why dudes get pissed off by harmless flirtation. It's not harmless at all. It gives women the idea that they could have other men. Flirting = making an offer, literally offering yourself to another person. It's so much more than just being playful.

AoiNagisaSan · 2020-03-28T08:55:13+00:00

Just another double standard. If a wife struggles in a relationship, gets fat and unattractive, some issues like alcoholism or worse and her husband asks for advice and starts thinking “maybe I deserve better” - he is called an asshole, «that’s the love of your life, how could you think of abandoning her», man is expected to pull her out and help her.

A Husband struggles in a relationship - gains weight, loses his job while his wife is promoted and is still good looking, the wife instantly starts looking for another partner and thinks of abandoning her husband and the worst part is that if she would ask an advice, people will tell her “hey if you’re not happy just call it quits, you deserve better”.

This shows how low our society has fallen in such short time. My grandparents were married for couple of years and my grandfather was struggling with alcohol the whole time. He didn’t abuse my grandmother in any way, just would keep seeing his friends after work and drink with them, coming home very late and similar stuff. She was attractive when she was young so she could easily find another man. But she didn’t, she helped him to get back on his feet, he started a business and earned some big bucks and they lived happily until he passed away in 2014. If they were born in our age, I am pretty fucking sure the scenario would end very differently.

pickles-n-noodles · 2020-03-27T17:37:53+00:00

Well what is she supposed to do then? You can’t change a woman’s nature

Well-shit-- · 2020-03-27T18:18:05+00:00

Because a 1000001 wasn’t possible stuck up cunt

jean98wit · 2020-03-27T20:06:17+00:00

The guy that watched her grow doesnt deserve her and the men she's looking to get with will leave her if she goes back to her old self. So ungrateful.

GSFleming · 2020-03-27T23:34:54+00:00

I bet this woman is Asian. Other women try to hide their monkey branching with weasel words like, “I’ need to grow.” or “I need to find myself.” Asian women are very blunt. They will come right out and say, “I want more stuff.”

binkerfluid · 2020-03-28T00:02:12+00:00

Have you ever given a fuck what car your GF drove or what house they had?

lol, its laughable. I provide for myself as best I can.

Corran_Halcyon · 2020-03-28T01:37:39+00:00

Fucking wow. She will end up OPP. Old Poor and Powerless. Thank you Terrence Popp.

Those men who show interest will not last, they will show interest in the next young hot coworker and leave her for them. She will look back at her first marriage and regret leaving her husband when she has no one and no one wants her.

It hurts to read that someone is that narcissistic and self-absorbed, but you reap what you sow.

Sunrider84 · 2020-03-28T04:03:30+00:00

This exact thing happened to a friend of mine a year ago or so. They have two children together already.

It's some fucked up shit.

ExBariPlayer · 2020-03-28T04:09:27+00:00

The Cure did a song with this refrain: “It’s Never Enough”.

ApolloAE · 2020-03-29T03:15:06+00:00

Something to keep in mind is that website is Quora. I’ve used it for years and recently it’s become full of troll questions in order to fire people up and make people respond aka become more popular. The more popular the answer the more money you’ll make from ads (assuming they use Quora partner program)

2020-03-30T09:54:24+00:00

She should tell her husband by financially repaying him for investing in her. Bad decision.

KY0J1N_MGTOW · 2020-04-04T12:25:53+00:00

branch once baby i dare ya after that its a continous cycle of branching until you can no longer swing

kajzni · 2020-04-19T01:55:50+00:00

“Have manifested interest in me”

Sounds like a succubus who has lured her first victim and is reporting back to Satan.

PRODCLOUD8 · 2020-04-21T14:45:33+00:00

there are some terrible people in this world, jesus christ

Scourmont · 2020-03-27T13:38:46+00:00

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J03SChm03OG · 2020-03-28T01:49:29+00:00

And then when the Narcissistic delusions wear off and even the janitor says yuck she crawls back and he's moved on

toughenup2016 · 2020-03-28T03:04:36+00:00

Happens too often.

AngusBoomPants · 2020-03-28T04:13:56+00:00

God I really hope this is fake

Kool_McKool · 2020-03-28T06:25:43+00:00

To her I say, did you marry for love, or did you marry for money.

letmereaddamnit · 2020-03-28T10:04:28+00:00

Its this kind of stuff that make me want a housewife who doesn't work. Sadly, women who want that are in short supply. But hoes who want to get dicked down and have fun are out the door, and get mad when I'm not into it.

lethargic_apathy · 2020-03-29T13:57:34+00:00

Just remember: “men ain’t sh*t” even if my significant other has been loyal to me

choibom6428 · 2020-04-15T16:46:03+00:00

I saw another post earlier about a guy who left his wife, and everyone was saying the husband was good for cheating on her and leaving for a younger girl, but then you guys are mad when a girl does it? Also, I understand saving yourself for a partner, that’s the best way to do it rather than “getting it out of your system”. But what about situations where the man isn’t a virgin and the woman is? I feel like that is unfair as well yet it seems to be ok to guys who hate women. I think a guy should be a virgin too if he wants a virgin. I don’t want to marry a man who has been in 1000 different vaginas either.

Scourmont · 2020-03-27T17:48:28+00:00

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The_mightiest_punt · 2020-03-27T12:34:34+00:00

Is she a cunt? Yes. But dig this...I understand her.

The thing that men can never ever forget is this: she will always be looking to upgrade.

I (for the next couple of months) am married. I didn't get red-pilled until about 7 years ago. I tell my married counterparts two things:

She will compare you to every other man she meets.
Married women are the easiest hookups.

If we, as men, aren't constantly improving then we are setting ourselves up to be in the situation in the link provided. We shouldn't be improving for women - that's a trash philosophy. We should be improving because that's what men are best at doing - building... building our communities, building our careers, building ourselves.

Scourmont · 2020-03-27T13:15:22+00:00

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Title	Monkey branching at it's finest...
Author	Scourmont
Upvotes	2656
Comments	365
Date	March 27, 2020 9:27 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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