It is Literally 2016

2comment · 2016-04-01T14:54:18+00:00

Do you also sell lube oil for pegging? Although I won't need it for the next week, my girlfriend promised me a mmf threesome... and I get to watch!

Before I forget, GO HILLARY!!!!!!!!

Tyrelleous · 2016-04-01T12:10:10+00:00

Amazing, well written, life changing! I think you've changed my mind about being a shitlord. Thanks GayLubeOil

redpillbanana · 2016-04-01T12:56:51+00:00

That does it! Thanks to this article, I officially renounce TRP.

From now on you can call me bluepillbanana.

-Slide- · 2016-04-01T12:58:51+00:00

Did you just say "rape"? You fucking cis scum!

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T12:53:38+00:00

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Areu4realm8 · 2016-04-01T14:07:55+00:00

What makes feminism powerful is men listening to its bullshit. I live in eastern Europe , and everytime a woman makes some feminist coment, men here literally lol at their face. i suggest you to do the same thing ,trust me, they will give up with their bullshit. deep down they know it. they will be ashamed to bring the topic up,if they are being constantly ridiculed by men.

xX___BB8___Xx · 2016-04-01T14:31:08+00:00

I feel so disillusioned. That's it! I am going to do it! I am official cutting off my penis. It is the only way i will truly understand the plight of women. Thank you Gaylubeoil.

Docbear64 · 2016-04-01T12:26:45+00:00

Thank you GLO , reading this has taught me a lot and made me realize how terribly i've treated women in my past i need to be a slave, servant, pushover who accepts any and every positive attribute of my woman. From her go-getter attitude of sucking her boss off to understanding she is the only woman for me and the only woman i will ever be able to be with. Instead of "Not All Women Are Like That " let's just say that "No Women Are Like That".

I am merely lucky i didn't have my penis removed at birth and will make sure in the future i idolize, obey, and value women more than i could ever value myself daily.

I want to be your biggest supporter honey and if you feel the need to be filled with another cock you go ahead and do that . I want you to be happy no matter what i personally feel.

icouldhavehaditall · 2016-04-01T14:00:14+00:00

Well done, GLO! You checked your privilege perfectly. It is 2016 after all.

Padge01 · 2016-04-01T12:58:01+00:00

This is the kind of can-do attitude we need in [Current Year]!

bassline7 · 2016-04-01T13:00:11+00:00

Thanks GLO, just ordered your t-shirts for me and my wife's sons

slimcoat · 2016-04-01T13:02:04+00:00

Misogyny: Not even once. Thanks, GayLubeOil, I was only two hard ciders and a rejection away from trying it until I read this.

sqerl · 2016-04-01T17:20:51+00:00

I didn't get much sleep last night because my over-worked, and stressed-out brain didn't allow me to sleep. But this! This complete reversal in TRP theory! You glorious bastard. I feel like a new man! It all makes so much sense and suddenly I am alive!!!

There is so much to do now. First, I must tell my ex wife that she was right all along. That I had no business telling her to stop fucking the local cop and to get a job. I should have been working 2, no, 3!! jobs to afford the house and lifestyle she so desperately craved. I now see the error of my ways trying to raise children with a sense of reason and manliness. No. I will allow her to breastfeed until they're 20, and they can take basket weaving because that's what makes the kids happy.

Then I will I call the women I've dated since the divorce and apologize for using them only for my sexual gratification and violating gods law for having Intercourse while married. Although the marriage was annulled after 8 years, in God's eyes, we will be together forever. I will return to my role as provider and doormat. My sexual urges I give unto a higher power in repentance of my sins. Perhaps one day I may be released from the lower plains of hell to live the rest of my miserable life in purgatory. This is the sacrifice I will make so that my precious wife, whom I obviously still love dearly and hold close to my heart, can live forever in the great pearly whites with our maker.

I renounce my healthy eating habits which have allowed me to drop 20 lbs and reach 13% body fat. I will sell the work out bench I have outside my bedroom so I am no longer tempted to continue raising my strength, conditioning, and manhood. I will quit my job which allows me to provide for myself and children and instead find a charity that rescues chinchillas because they need love too.

GLO - thank you helping me to see the light. I was going to reach out for help to break thru the plateau I've hit. But thanks to you, I see the error of my ways. I will become top moderator of the BP forums and their illustrious leader. Having renounced you, I'm sure they will welcome me with as much love as my ex wife.

It is 20 fucking 16. It's a great day to be alive. We should all go out this evening and buy drinks for all the repressed, under privileged women of our society. We owe them so much gratitude just for existing!

Bro-hug to you GLO. THANK YOU TRP!! I can finally feel my FEELZ!!

o.0

Meat-on-the-table · 2016-04-01T12:40:09+00:00

You literally couldn't go a literal month after literally calling Samantha Bee a whore without literally becoming a literal feminist, could you, GLO?

You literal white male shitlord...

nyrp · 2016-04-01T21:05:49+00:00

Vote with your vagina, boys! HILLARY 2016!!

forscienceyeah · 2016-04-01T13:05:25+00:00

At least all this has given us cuckstep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwywPGAZ43Q

RojoEscarlata · 2016-04-01T14:45:46+00:00

REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR HILARY, ITS TIME AMERICA HAS A FEMALE PRESIDENT I MEAN ITS 2016 COME ON!

SkaTSee · 2016-04-01T23:10:49+00:00

I have to disagree.

Not all rape is as equally bad. Remember that male rape is a joke and isn't even technically rape because guy's can't get raped

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T12:59:40+00:00

So nice to see the word Literally used as it should.

Every time I see redditors using this word several times per sentence as they love to do, I want to punch a puppy.

SmilingWatermelon · 2016-04-01T15:26:06+00:00

As a 6'3 black guy who weighs 180. Im tired of being skinny shamed. All those big guys that roll around instead of walking get all the girls because they love them for who they are.

GLO, please give me tips to lose muscle and gain weight. I no longer want to bench 200.

I want to bench cheese burgers.

aherne18 · 2016-04-01T12:54:34+00:00

Well it was ABOUT TIME: by what you wrote previously, I thought you were some kind of a hateful NAZI, but now it's nice to hear you are in fact a closet progressive. Make love, not hate..

Chrience · 2016-04-01T13:09:16+00:00

You're right! It's 2016 which means we're on the 'right side of history' where women are magical unicorns that gallop about, taking in hundreds of dicks with the new acceptance of ~~cuckoldry of men~~ progressive Open Relationships and college ~~slut~~ culture without what they do in their past meaning anything at all (so dont ask her about it, shitlord) when they later marry because ~~they need beta bucks~~ THEY FOUND OUT THEY LOVED THEIR BEST GUY FRIEND ALL ALONG!!!111 ~~after Chad wouldn't commit to her first~~ .

And us 'misogynistic', 'racist', men have learned now from our sexist mistakes of the old days where we 'oppressed' women and wouldn't let them vote, so we're now so 'multicultural' and accepting we spread our ass cheeks to the millions of Muslims coming into our countries because nothing could go wrong with that at all, it's 2016, and it would BE RACIST to EVEN THINK that's not true, SO DONT YOU DARE THINK ABOUT IT SHITLORD!!!!. Women encouraged the mass immigration, and they're so much more sensible than men and are wonderful in every way ~~actually, they're horny for stronger men and don't care about destroying their own society because of their War Brides instinct~~, so it must be a good idea to do whatever they say, right?

Or are we on the WRONG side of history, where technology has allowed a global oligarchy to form, hell bent on making the population slaves by 'liberating' women and destroying the nuclear family, indoctrinating us not to think for our selves through the media we consume and allowing a mass immigration of rapists and uneducated labour into our country, while fucking up the economy by making trillions in the country's debt?

I'm honestly not sure.... :-)

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T19:43:08+00:00

The funny thing is that I can barely differentiate between those 2 "women" and the cis ones I see nowadays.

In fact I would say on average a tranny who puts effort into their appearance would be much more attractive than an average woman nowadays, lol. Go into any walmart and prove me wrong

robertpaulsontitties · 2016-04-01T20:50:38+00:00

If you want a vision of the future, imagine John Oliver telling a human face that it's the current year - forever.

Toombah · 2016-04-01T22:46:56+00:00

Downvoted because of the following reasons: 1. You claim to write numerous articles, but you confuse "its" with "it's" 2. You misuse "literally", unless you're talking about this post in a literary sense. 3. You don't use commas properly

Snufek · 2016-04-01T13:21:13+00:00

What an amazing article GLO! Deep down I knew you could change your twisted ways, I'm glad you finally did it! I'm so proud of you that you can see the truth and how hard it is for women nowadays.

You could pick a different date though, some of those filthy misogynists might think that it was just a joke. Ha, jokes on them!!!11

flyercomet · 2016-04-01T18:26:37+00:00

I really like this one girl. When I shower her with praise and buy her dinner and presents she will finally see what a nice guy I am. Then I will take out a loan to propose to her with the biggest diamond I can afford. I will have to take a lot of debt to finance her dream wedding but she is so special it's worth it. After all marriage is sacred I will spare no expense. I will have to take a second job to keep food on the table but I know she will appreciate my effort and always be faithful to me.

Thank you for showing me the light!

Mgtowredpillonroids · 2016-04-01T14:05:31+00:00

Personally I've discarded all this islamophobic nonsense, I'm now a racefluid cross-cultural transgender ~~so the muslim invaders won't cut my head off~~ in order to do my part (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi) of the welcome culture!

leftenant_t · 2016-04-01T14:21:05+00:00

Wow, that's a problematic post!

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T15:21:20+00:00

You're a fucking white male!

RICCIedm · 2016-04-01T17:43:33+00:00

"The incident occurred off the coast of San Diego after a routine training mission.[5] Finding herself overshooting the landing area centerline, Hultgreen attempted to correct her approach by applying left rudder pedal which caused the nose to disrupt the airflow over the left (inside) wing as well as the airflow to the left engine intake. (The Approach Turn Stall, aerodynamic effect and the appropriate recovery technique were taught throughout the period that Hultgreen completed primary (undergraduate) flight training.) The left-hand engine suffered a compressor stall and lost power—a well-known deficiency characteristic of the F-14A's TF30-P-414A engine when inlet air was no longer flowing straight into it. The F-14 NATOPS flight manual warned against excess yaw for this reason. Loss of an F-14 engine results in asymmetric thrust, which can exceed rudder authority, especially at low speeds.

After aborting the approach, Hultgreen selected full afterburner on the remaining engine, causing an even greater asymmetry. This, combined with a high angle of attack, caused an unrecoverable approach turn stall and rapid wing drop to the left. The radar intercept officer (RIO) in the rear seat, Lieutenant Matthew Klemish, initiated ejection for himself and Hultgreen as soon as it was apparent that the aircraft was becoming uncontrollable. First in the automated ejection sequence, the RIO survived. However, by the time Hultgreen's seat fired 0.4 seconds later, the plane had rolled past the horizontal and she was ejected downward into the water. She was killed instantly. The entire event unfolded in less than 20 seconds."

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAH ''ejected directly to the water''

IamGale · 2016-04-01T20:27:48+00:00

Sidebar material right here.

Verlier · 2016-04-01T20:58:14+00:00

I love this, we need more feminism in this sub, <3

Il128 · 2016-04-01T22:18:46+00:00

I spent the day banging my server from IHOP in total sadness. Breakfast wasn't bad either.

Str8_Pillin · 2016-04-01T22:20:14+00:00

This is just what I needed today.
Bless you for recognizing your ways. I can't believe I almost fell into that misogynistic trap myself, I just can't even. I would benefit greatly from your leadership, but I think it's time we let a woman have that role for once, am i right?
Also, I have a first date with a beautiful woman. Do you think I should tell her my feelings before I pick her up so that she's not taken aback? Also, what's a better first date gift, flowers or a necklace?

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T23:19:33+00:00

Mathematics are a form of rape too.

Number rape.

[deleted] · 2016-04-02T00:25:36+00:00

Can we get a trigger warning on those images please GLO. Some of us get scared when we see SJW's on our screens unexpectedly.

foldpak111 · 2016-04-02T03:42:17+00:00

I've seriously considered acting like this in public whenever I see politically correct fuckery in public. I'd parrot the narrative while being overly-sarcastic and condescending. It's a way to get away with disagreeing with them without them being able to do anything about it because when they come at you sideways just keep going with it. Shit is hilarious.

pedler · 2016-04-02T04:37:31+00:00

I really liked this post, GLO. You always have a positive outlook, and that's great to see around here.

PrinceofSpades · 2016-04-02T07:20:05+00:00

Fucking hell, just woke up this girl because you had me laughing so fucking hard, and that was only by the fourth line. Best April fool's joke I've read all day; well played my friend.

i_got_the_clearance · 2016-04-02T12:28:54+00:00

It's about time, it's the current year: 2016. TRP doesn't want to be on the wrong side of history, does it? I must atone, I must be purged. I will make 3 contributions to the apology fund.

[deleted] · 2016-04-02T16:15:38+00:00

Winning the internet since 2013

AjantsAgony · 2016-04-04T10:50:18+00:00

Late to the party, but the article led me to read up on that Sulkowicz mattress fiasco, and one thing really shocked me.. So, she got some other girls to support her claim: "One was a former girlfriend who said she was emotionally abused during their long-term relationship, AND LATER CAME TO VIEW THEIR SEXUAL RELATIONS AS HAVING BEEN NON-CONSENSUAL" BASICALLY, WE BROKE UP, I FEEL HURT, HE'S A DICK, I NEVER REALLY LIKED HIM ANYWAY, COME TO THINK ABOUT IT, HE RAPED ME EVERY TIME WE HAD SEX!

akrebsie · 2016-04-01T12:18:03+00:00

Inb4 some of these guys take this post seriously and dont get the sarcasm.

Cmbaugh · 2016-04-01T13:15:21+00:00

This is worded so well I'm definitely a fan

RationalKing · 2016-04-01T13:31:20+00:00

I think I'm gonna be a male feminist from now on. Thanks for changing my perspective on this matters.

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T19:30:19+00:00

The quality of this sub would go up if people stopped bitching about feminists. They're unfixable. They're fuckups and they're gonna be fuckups until it's in their best interests not to be anymore. That's how life is. People wanna blend in then regret it years later under the guise of "I've grown up." What that really means is "What I was doing back then wouldn't work now." It happens with a lot of people you meet in high school, college, etc.

DforDeadpool · 2016-04-01T19:42:17+00:00

Wow, man.. Thanks for showing me the light. I think I am emotionally ready to marry up a skank now.

cariboo_j · 2016-04-01T13:40:29+00:00

All praise the late great Andrea Dworkin. We now know that every person is the result of rape. That being the case, our mothers should have aborted us.

poopie420 · 2016-04-01T18:27:57+00:00

This is a high energy post. It's great, just great. I mean, look at this guys hands they are huuuge.

johnchapel · 2016-04-01T17:07:24+00:00

i think the worst thing about that mattress girl is that she's horribly ugly. that guy who fucked her probably felt so disgusted afterwards and was so repulsed that he couldn't even fake affection afterwards. that's why she got so mad. not just her face, but her whole body. she almost has a man's frame. huge feet and wide shoulders. she looks like what i would think a barbarian hun woman would look like.

walkingthelinux · 2016-04-01T19:06:16+00:00

I really don't see the point of this post; what new points were elucidated that made it worth slogging through the hacky writing and cringey hyperlinked memes?

You are not on a deadline, so you don't have to construct a post like this if you have nothing noteworthy to say.

allmen · 2016-04-01T14:56:46+00:00

Thank you for saving this pansexual, meta-beta person... I am not a binary! I plan on opening a store that washes womens feet after that get off work from a hardday. I just can't find the time though between cooking dinners, watching the kids and daytime soaps.

Azzmo · 2016-04-01T15:01:21+00:00

I just.

I can't.

Apologize for this.

EvolvingRedneck · 2016-04-01T15:01:31+00:00

Privilege check: you're white so you must be a racist. You're male so you must be sexist. However, you've white and male so you are racist and sexist plus bonus features such as being a rapist. So check your privilege: apologise to every minority you see because your ancestors were dicks. Apologise to every woman you see because you thought she looked sexy. And apologise to every gender studies student because their feels matter and their degree will make a difference both financially and emotionally. (For clarification the preceding comment is dripping with sarcasm and ejaculate, in short - trigger warning)

CrazyGrape · 2016-04-01T15:04:50+00:00

If you'd like to do your part in stopping very serious problems like rape in its many forms in the world, I'd highly recommend signing up for a How Not To Rape class in your local area, you shitlords who don't, wait no, can't even realize when you're literally violating someone by simply existing.

Make a difference by participating on your local level, and undeniably more importantly, online on social media, where these crippling injustices such as feminism-disagreement rapes occur every day.

WiseGuyJoe · 2016-04-01T15:17:59+00:00

Forgot to mention the wage gap and how men are taking away opportunity from women; they're oppressed. :⁾

finitely_eclectic · 2016-04-01T15:20:21+00:00

Oh. My. God. I have seen the light! All this time I was doing it wrong. Thanks GLO for bringing me back from the brink!

mrrooftops · 2016-04-01T15:26:59+00:00

Happy to change my name to MrCropTops...

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T15:31:14+00:00

Thanks for convincing me GLO.

Time to annoy my friends in the US to make sure they vote for Hilary,aka Best pres ever!

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T16:05:00+00:00

Fat positive fitness advice. Bahahahaha. Nice exit.

icecow · 2016-04-01T16:17:59+00:00

I'm disappointed with GayLubeOil's sarcastic tone on this fine day.

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T16:31:04+00:00

Title says it all. Very accurate representation of post. Haters will say it's click baitey, but they're just masterbaitey

Evileddie13 · 2016-04-01T16:36:48+00:00

Jesus, it took me a minute to get this. Lol.

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T16:42:32+00:00

This is great. The only thing missing is the big, flashing text saying "THIS IS WHAT SJWs AND WHITE KNIGHTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" like the Scientology episode of South Park.

Shyrk · 2016-04-01T16:57:57+00:00

Women can play any game just as well as men. The game might need to be changed to be less sexist, but men and women are definitely equal 100%.

All animals are equal.

Some animals are more equal than others.

johnchapel · 2016-04-01T17:14:21+00:00

women are the primary victims of war

Did Hillary really say this? Because...thats patently and provably untrue.

Also, I love this post, OP. Its nice to see a solid thread in this sub.

Master1176 · 2016-04-01T17:16:07+00:00

I literally cannot even. I just can't. My privilege haunts me every day. And so, instead of getting married, I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Noctis_Cloud · 2016-04-01T17:53:37+00:00

Seriously guys we need to maybe consider seppuku. It's this ancient form of Japanese suicide that gives honor back to those who have dishonored themselves in their lives.

Clearly after reading this we should organize a mass seppuku to show respect and admiration for all women.

iopq · 2016-04-01T18:49:36+00:00

This movement is a lot older than I imagined. I didn't know you had a site in the 1990s!

lenin1928 · 2016-04-01T19:02:18+00:00

Agreed counter culture Feminism has gone ape shit and is in the main steam. Every woman has the ability to deceive and now it's being encouraged and accepted. Prenup, and red pill the shit out of any relationship no matter if she's the Virgin Mary herself or you're doomed.

asell0808 · 2016-04-01T19:18:41+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/jZgDhiP.gif Edit: 2016 :/

[deleted] · 2016-04-01T19:56:56+00:00

9/10 needs a patreon account for it to feel complete. Still though I am glad you are changing lives. I for one decided to stop dieting and eat because women should accept me no matter what because I accept them no matter what.

RP_Vergil · 2016-04-02T03:22:48+00:00

I have always been thinking this maybe wrong all along! This post is right! I shall embrace my inner feelings and stop hitting the gym! Time to binge buy all the things I've ever wanted and max out my credits!

[deleted] · 2016-04-02T10:42:20+00:00

That was really good man. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.

ECoast_Man · 2016-04-04T02:11:29+00:00

Indeed.

And Trump is literally Hitler

jaystayspaid · 2016-04-01T21:17:48+00:00

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[deleted] · 2016-04-01T12:23:58+00:00

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-Petulance · 2016-04-01T15:44:16+00:00

Same old disgusting RedPill nonsense, no wonder you virgin neckbeards are hated all over the internet. Grow up.

Squeezymypenisy · 2016-04-01T12:42:53+00:00

I only watched the interview to figure out which guy you were in that flex picture you and your bros are in.

mrnobu · 2016-04-01T17:31:59+00:00

It's April 1st and everything.. Sure.. But this is a clear sign that you're not as red as you come off.

Grow a pair of balls

maddox45 · 2016-04-01T12:08:48+00:00

I'm thinking this is an april fools prank.

Title	It is Literally 2016
Author	GayLubeOil
Upvotes	925
Comments	159
Date	01 April 2016 11:51 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	TheRedPill
Link	https://theredarchive.com/post/39388
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/4cv8bt/it_is_literally_2016/

It is Literally 2016

It is literally 2017

Does removing "men are scum" but not gendered slurs and abuse against women constitute a sexist double-standard by Facebook?

Uh oh, good men project is all mad at MGTOW for calling out their soy boys. And also thinks we need to "help women" by getting out of the way.

Here's a bunch of studies providing ample evidence to common Red Pill claims. Can't have a debate without evidence!

Patriarchy must be destroyed.

Each generation cries out for a new world.. but always builds the same old one, corrupt and weak. But a NEW WORLD shall come to pass!