You can't make this stuff up...

moorekom · 2020-12-02T19:24:03+00:00

Good find OP. Having that said, next time, please use a better title. Something like "34 year old woman messaging multiple fuckboys wants a relationship without the title" or "34 year old woman messaging multiple fuckboys wants a relationship but not a relationship" would work better. Thanks for the submission.

CuriousIncel2 · 2020-12-02T12:42:45+00:00

I'm Female! Am I really supposed to know what I want and need

100 years of feminism down the toilet.

Brilliant_Flamingo27 · 2020-12-02T12:10:08+00:00

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0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-02T12:05:11+00:00

The mentality of a toddler in the body of a 34-year old. Baby needs her adult diapers to be changed and wants her blended veggie cubes right now.

I think you need to lay off the drugs if you're always too indecisive in life. Or she has aboulomania.

Regardless, dating this one will be an absolute nightmare. I think choosing her type of dinner alone will be an hour-long of indecisiveness.

yoitsericc · 2020-12-02T12:43:14+00:00

Am I really supposed to know what I want and need?!

Ma'am you're 34.

sthlmtrdr · 2020-12-02T12:18:37+00:00

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Cursedwithknowing · 2020-12-02T11:58:48+00:00

This is a great example of wanting what she wants and denying what she wants.

azynporter · 2020-12-02T11:55:13+00:00

Fuck it, take my thumbs up reward thingy. Cuz wtf the fuck is this shit 🤦🏽‍♂️

jihocech · 2020-12-02T12:54:54+00:00

THIS is why the patriarchy was invented.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-12-02T13:24:03+00:00

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ennarid · 2020-12-02T12:46:02+00:00

She wants a friend with benefits that will genueily be her friend. Thats it.

Snoo33176 · 2020-12-02T11:45:04+00:00

I want fried rice but I don't want the ice to be cold. I want fried rice but I don't want the fryer to be hot. Meet all my demands NOW!

Homely_Bonfire · 2020-12-02T12:10:15+00:00

She by accident said what she thought, because she reached a higher stage of ignorance. With the flower half withered she calls herself a "girl" and thinks it is STILL a joke to say that she is not only incapable of deciding on her own but also believes that she is immune to time so she can always have another round on the CC whenever she wants. Or thinks she wants, maybe she doesn't even notice that she already became a hyper dependent plaything for some chads.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-02T12:46:25+00:00

Mentality of a child

Cybernetic_Phantom · 2020-12-02T13:22:09+00:00

Either this is someone trolling on entitled thots with a fake profile or this 34 year needs brain surgery I believe the latter

Magicus1 · 2020-12-02T16:34:14+00:00

TRANSLATION:

”Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”

-Paris Hilton-

evergreen35 · 2020-12-02T12:54:15+00:00

"I'm a retarded asshole, but no one calls me out on it because I have a VJJ."

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2020-12-02T12:58:20+00:00

I don't know guys, after browsing this sub for a few years I can't help but think this is a troll profile. It if it's not, god help us all.

seabeeaj · 2020-12-02T13:46:03+00:00

And women wonder why men have headaches after talking to them.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-12-02T13:48:01+00:00

I would assume since puberty, she has been able to subject most men to all manner of hokum. The thing is, no matter how allegedly “high maintenance” a chick is, any man subjected to it, who thinks it’s worth it for the ass must know that there are guy(s) out there who got her easy. It’s a hard lesson, but no dude should pay $25.00 for a McDouble. If she can be heading home with Chad within half an hour, you shouldn’t have to “ date” her for months just to get 15 minutes of missionary. All to say, her alleged neuroticism is subject to immediate suspension for the right guy.

guynpdx · 2020-12-02T13:20:55+00:00

Go get another bad tatt, bitch.

smugkat · 2020-12-02T14:41:27+00:00

She needs more tattoos, so she can warn-off every guy who can read the signs.

SouthDakotaCornbread · 2020-12-02T14:52:41+00:00

This is an unfiltered distillation of every woman’s internal monologue.

Downtowndex72 · 2020-12-02T16:01:10+00:00

When I see that many tattoos on a woman, several thoughts come to mind:

Possibility of hepatitis
Formerly or currently pimped
Severe insecurity

Lord_Hatertroll · 2020-12-02T11:44:28+00:00

@ Mods, hope it's not against the rules for posts during the week. I just had to share it.

DemoniteBL · 2020-12-02T14:49:37+00:00

Aight, which one of you made this? This has to be satire. Right?

Right?

2020-12-02T15:05:50+00:00

She knows what kind of responses she will get with that bio. That's what she wants. F boys

concreteghost · 2020-12-02T16:52:31+00:00

99.9% of the posts here are legit delusional chicks. There is some serious clarity with this one though. And no I’m not just saying that cuz she’s hot

mustangfrank · 2020-12-02T17:12:24+00:00

This girl is for sure a Chad Chaser

ScottyHoliday · 2020-12-03T02:50:45+00:00

This attitude truly annoys me. 'Lol, I'm a female, I dont know what I want giggle but you're supposed to be eager to impress and ready to play along!!! I'm a PRINCESS!!!'

Astral-Projector · 2020-12-02T12:45:21+00:00

Nothing new, another used up roastbeef hoping that Chad will commit.

JerzDev · 2020-12-02T13:06:52+00:00

I’ll vote as tribute.

joanoerting · 2020-12-02T14:00:37+00:00

Yikes. What a narcissist

x-typo · 2020-12-02T16:19:23+00:00

This is def. not a troll post or anything like that. I even matched a girl that claimed that she wants a husband, but had a hookup with another guy within 12 hours.

AWALT....

alroc84 · 2020-12-02T17:20:18+00:00

Id be like marry me!!!

TatersMog · 2020-12-02T19:10:52+00:00

She "almost" realises the wall is about to hit her, smack bang in the kisser.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-12-05T13:15:36+00:00

Give me stuff and don't expect anything from me.

Autisticus · 2020-12-02T12:16:11+00:00

Uh, no. No youre not. Thats why were here.

R_Raj9139 · 2020-12-02T12:36:07+00:00

Yes you can’t make this stuff up.

akihonj · 2020-12-02T13:08:48+00:00

Where's the line and who wants to be first into that meat grinder.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-12-02T13:26:17+00:00

Humanity is doomed.

vivab0rg · 2020-12-02T13:38:02+00:00

WTF did I just read?

khillik · 2020-12-02T13:41:00+00:00

The verbal & mental gymnastics in that profile is unsettling but all to common unfortunately.

silly_birb · 2020-12-02T13:59:13+00:00

She mispelled "SLAVE(s)"

coloradocaniac · 2020-12-02T14:01:35+00:00

"I want it but I don't want it!"

this is like watching a hyperactive tennis ball.

Jake-Orion · 2020-12-02T14:27:20+00:00

Pretty sure she is about to become famous. Joker has to put this one up in one of his upcoming vids because it's so outlandish that it defies that laws of reality.

Rigistroni · 2020-12-02T14:47:41+00:00

"Am I really supposed to know what I want?" Yes, you are

Fat_Head_Carl · 2020-12-02T14:56:32+00:00

Run!!!!

FreeManIsFrank · 2020-12-02T15:13:32+00:00

Gimme a break, I'm a female! Am I really supposed to know what I want and need?!

As funny as this sounds how infantile she is, the worst part is many women subscribe to this mantra and don't even verbalize it.

Dean_Clean · 2020-12-02T15:15:29+00:00

At least her last sentence is spot on. As we all knew, she doesn't know what she actually wants or needs.

Dupreecity45 · 2020-12-02T15:27:45+00:00

Freedom of choice... is what you got. Freedom from choice... is what you want.

Senpai59210 · 2020-12-02T16:43:55+00:00

sharedisaster · 2020-12-02T16:57:59+00:00

She wants all of the perks of a relationship and none of the responsibilities.

And when things get tough or she gets bored she won’t feel bad for moving on.

CoffeeToby · 2020-12-02T17:04:38+00:00

All of Female nature in one post wow

hasorand0m · 2020-12-02T17:42:58+00:00

Yes yes u are, so your saying just because you have a fucking vagina ur allowed to be indecisive and is given the “ excuse” fuck off and fuck u

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-02T18:41:46+00:00

I am sure this isn't the first time I have seen this exact text...

weightlosscommunity · 2020-12-02T19:44:26+00:00

What she says i want a dick only from Chad but i don't want you to judge me

baconanddodo · 2020-12-02T20:41:28+00:00

Yes you can make this kind of shit up. Have you seen Star Wars?

Lameador · 2020-12-02T20:50:27+00:00

She's obviously entitled? But she is so hot that we have to give her the pussy pass. She wants to be FWB with Chad, as long as she is not one in a long list.

If the photo is not too photoshopped, she is not aiming above her league ... for the next few years.

lethargic_apathy · 2020-12-02T21:17:44+00:00

Can’t wait for her to get pumped and dumped and proceed to say “all men are the same” as if she was gonna end up somewhere nice with her toddler mentality’s

tikanderoga · 2020-12-02T21:36:52+00:00

Yes, yes you are supposed to know what you want.

SammySilver09 · 2020-12-02T22:23:41+00:00

Another example of a 30+ women thinking the wall isn't real because she got a few extra years of riding the CC.

Too many women ride the CC until they hit the wall, then they start complaining about good men not wanting them.

StopTalkChit · 2020-12-02T23:01:10+00:00

She basically saying she wants an open relationship but just on her end and when she’s out fking other dudes you to feel liberated you have to leave her alone but once the ignore her after using her as a cum dumpster you better give her attention.

rayzy7 · 2020-12-02T23:13:21+00:00

Most truthful statement I've seen for a while

DrDog09 · 2020-12-02T23:41:59+00:00

As long as it has a six pack and can get seriously smashed she will jump it.

exchburts · 2020-12-02T23:53:20+00:00

Sounds like she fuck buddy that a good friend. Go get em.

Porphyrogennetos · 2020-12-03T01:24:23+00:00

That's slightly refreshing to see I guess.

In the end though, it's like a drop of water in an ocean of piss.

KingRobotPrince · 2020-12-03T04:00:50+00:00

It must be truly wonderful to be able to have an existence where you can simultaneously claim benefits and concessions as an oppressed minority, while also claiming benefits and concessions as the fairer sex that deserves less responsibility and more free shit.

I guess the male equivalent would be to have full control of everything and being "the man of the house", while also spouting "we live in a modern progressive society, so the women should contribute equally financially to the running of the home. Can't imagine us getting away with it though, we don't have vaginas.

Sid_Insidious · 2020-12-03T04:59:55+00:00

The Hamster is strong with this one.

wbhwoodway · 2020-12-03T07:23:01+00:00

I’d give her credit for admitting she’s a female and doesn’t know what she wants except it means she’s even worse than we could imagine so she’s learned to address it, preemptively. Like a narcissist who acknowledges their narcissism, that’s some scary shit

N8thani3l · 2020-12-03T08:19:51+00:00

10 years from now.... Her demands will be: a serious relationship...no games..stop wasting her time...must be generous...I'm a packaged deal with my Chad seed.

bruh_what_the_f · 2020-12-03T18:16:52+00:00

She literally is begging to be alpha widowed.

wild.

ContradictFate · 2020-12-04T04:47:45+00:00

She wants an emotional tampon to sop up all of the discharge but never get inserted.

And just look at that body destroyed with all that shit all over it.. I usually say that a tattoo is equivalent worth to a woman as a gym membership when they're feeling like a fat disgusting pig, so why not take the easy road out? But she isn't even out of shape... Did an uncle fuck her when she was young or something?... I honestly don't get tattoos and fucking up a great looking bodies..

JoolsJops · 2020-12-07T11:52:54+00:00

34 with the mind of a teenager.

She's substantially hotter than her years would predict, though, so she's probably still got a few more years of chad attention.

Wop-Wop1 · 2020-12-13T20:57:31+00:00

yo dude isn't that a pornstar?

SnowMan878 · 2020-12-02T13:02:03+00:00

👽👽

mr_aives · 2020-12-02T17:35:26+00:00

She is looking for someone to pay the bills

You can't make this stuff up...

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AWALT....

Title	You can't make this stuff up...
Author	Lord_Hatertroll
Upvotes	760
Comments	163
Date	December 2, 2020 11:43 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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