What are the most desperate texts you’ve gotten this quarantine? 😂

AyemHerself · 2020-04-24T00:22:35+00:00

Dudes before quarantine: "What do women have to offer?"

Dudes during quarantine: "I will literally risk legal trouble and pay fines for some female companionship."

naamshiko · 2020-04-23T23:59:45+00:00

Jeez I’ve never gotten so many friends requests and DMs and most of my social media is private and I don’t use OLD.

My ex-FWB begged to see me to the point he would pay the fine if he got arrested. Men are like animals in a cage now.

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-04-24T00:17:03+00:00

Not a text, but there’s a dude that was in my class briefly (he dropped out because college was ~not for him~). He was nice as first, but when I rejected his date invitation, he started to get weird and said racist shit to me. So I told him to fuck off.

After that, he kept texting me apologies and shit but I never replied. He texted for 5 FUCKING YEARS and recently tried to add me on LinkedIn. Wtf.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-04-24T01:28:53+00:00

I have most of them blocked everywhere so I haven't experienced this and I am SO GLAD.

featherflowers · 2020-04-24T03:57:25+00:00

I'm gonna assume he was drunk. Missed a video call from my (admittedly super hot) married neighbor last nigh at 3am. He's drunkenly hit on me before, I rebuffed him and there are circumstances as to why I can't just block him. But that is by far the thirstiest thing to happen during quarantine for me.

A guy I curved six months ago sent a quarantine meme, reminded me I needed to block him, so that was actually useful.

And the worst/saddest a guy who sought me out on Facebook because "you're just so beautiful" with zero mutual friends sending a meme asking for booty pics. I wonder if that worked with any of the 50 girls he sent that to?

Pogojen · 2020-04-24T02:47:07+00:00

No one is more attentive and nicer than a guy who hasn't fucked you yet.

Kitty015 · 2020-04-24T01:57:22+00:00

It’s never the dudes you actually want to text you that text at times like this.

Like in my entire life I’ve only ever hooked up with a total of 2 guys that were really good at sex. Why don’t they ever text or call?

Instead it’s always the dudes that couldn’t even get an erection or the creeps you rejected outright.

cannedboelyn · 2020-04-24T05:30:35+00:00

I haven’t gotten any which means they found other pickmes time to waste, so I must be doing something right.

thgeye · 2020-04-24T06:56:52+00:00

A random guy on Hinge, after like 5 messages, asked me to fly to Florida to see him.

FROM NEW YORK. TO FLORIDA.

fragolinamoda · 2020-04-24T01:11:01+00:00

Seriously.

And hang on, because it's gonna get worse before it gets better...

ceilingkatwatchesus · 2020-04-24T03:54:32+00:00

Right. I forgot about one guy who texted me randomly. We went on 1 date back in Oct. 2019, messaged me to basically fuck. He never once came to see me like he said a million times he would. When we did talk for an extra month b4 I blocked him on WhatsApp. Forgot that your mobile is on there. I blocked that ass on messenger also.

hayleymikaelson · 2020-04-24T05:19:27+00:00

(all from same person)

“sup” dick pic “send me something”

cherrybombfield · 2020-04-24T05:24:05+00:00

I had a complete stranger message me on messenger asking to talk bc he didn't have anyone to talk to. I told him to call a 1-900 number. It was weird.

LadyGrimes · 2020-04-24T06:05:13+00:00

Zero thankfully.

lyricthesecond · 2020-04-24T19:35:30+00:00

I got a text from a number that wasn't saved in my contacts. After a bit of back and forth, I found out that it was a guy that I haven't heard from in nearly a DECADE. He still keeps randomly texting me throughout the week. Even hit me with a "happy easter." Yes, they're that bored.

myousername · 2020-04-24T20:38:49+00:00

An ex messaged me twice, I didn't reply. I have him blocked on everything except SMS so he made a LinkedIn profile just to message me.

salty_redhead · 2020-04-24T02:11:12+00:00

An ex texted me and asked if I would peg him.

angiex928 · 2020-04-24T04:14:58+00:00

Some dude messaged me from 6 YEARS ago.. with this emoji 👀 boy bye. Lmao desperate.

fvck_ur_throwaway · 2020-04-24T13:32:42+00:00

Wished a dude I used to work with (and VERY briefly entertained the idea of having sex with) a happy birthday and he came outta left field talking about "gonna give me birthday head?" Mind you, we've never had sex and he totally curved me on my birthday when I wanted it so I responded with, "I'm not leaving my house where I'm SAFE to give you birthday head because 1) you haven't earned it, 2) you didn't do shit for me on my birthday and 3) as if it weren't obvious, we're in the middle of a pandemic and idk where you've been. You could have the virus for all I know."

Boyyyyyy was he butthurt. He posted on his snapchat a few hours later "ya females are losers and weirdos." He probably got rejected by other women. I deleted him from everything after I saw that. I'm SO glad I never fucked him.

Malthea4 · 2020-04-24T19:34:04+00:00

Hahah I'm not the only one then, this dude I met 1 night 6 7 years ago came alive on my Facebook then started messaging me "we need to catch up for real" Man is stuck in South Africa while I'm in London....🙄😂

Title	What are the most desperate texts you’ve gotten this quarantine? 😂
Author	nutshit
Upvotes	72
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Date	April 23, 2020 11:52 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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