‘Model’ needs a rich pilot for gifts and to discuss air travel

kevin32 · 2020-08-06T13:37:29+00:00

To the mods: Fat or post-wall women seeking rich men are allowed during the weekdays as long as she's seeking commitment while making a bunch of demands. Here's another example.

Younger, slimmer women don't really count, but could be allowed on the weekend if they're being unreasonable.

cc: u/goodmansaysfuckyou, u/Typo-MAGAshiv, u/loneliness-inc

I-am-the-lul · 2020-08-06T09:20:15+00:00

Let me guess, she models as the Before in dieting ads?

battyryder · 2020-08-06T09:25:18+00:00

29? Really?

leartistoflife · 2020-08-06T09:53:54+00:00

So she wants a rich simp?

Whole fkn wall of text just to say she wants a rich simp lmao

PlainTundra · 2020-08-06T11:25:39+00:00

"How does this dating app work?"
-- You upload a pic of you, you write what you want in a man and what you bring to the...
"Can I ask whatever I want and I'll find the right man?!?!"
-- Maybe but you have to consider what you bring to...
"Gifts, 6 ft, travelling, effing hot, nice restaurants, smart, good income, jacked..."

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-08-06T10:19:06+00:00

Model? Really?

Porphyrogennetos · 2020-08-06T11:24:17+00:00

I just cannot believe the gall of these women.

Model? She is INCREDIBLY ugly!

Llawgoch25 · 2020-08-06T11:55:15+00:00

"The way to my heart is trough" ....... trough noun long, narrow open container for animals to eat or drink out of.

No kidding you fat fucking barnyard beast

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-08-06T11:09:56+00:00

What kind of pilot are we talking about? Maybe one flying an Antonov-225. Or that Airbus Beluga they use to carry fuselages between factories.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2020-08-06T11:21:58+00:00

Ill give her a 4 right now, and thats before she turns 30! shes looking firmly at a future of being a 3 and continue declining from there. im guessing she becomes a 2 around 35, and finally a solitary 1 at 40, when she is barren, and wrinkled, and bitter.

RRFdev · 2020-08-06T11:28:37+00:00

Childhood forever ruined.

Growing up whenever I heard the phrase 'treating a lady right' I have always imagined it was about being honest, courteous, friendly while maintaining charm and flirtatiousness. Not buying expensive shit for a woman.

Huh, no wonder I was so adamant in going dutch in dates no matter what with the girls who fancied me in school and college. I remember, the ones who were most vocal and triggered about my decision and lectured me about it all tend to look like this female here - below average in both appearance and personality.

Most of them were like that, except for the very, very few who didn't mind going dutch, and in a happy coincidence they err closer to the hawt side with a more pleasant personality to match.

Cristoff13 · 2020-08-06T10:32:05+00:00

Does she want to be a sugarbaby? Aren't most sucessful sugarbabies 18-25?

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-08-06T11:16:33+00:00

Just because you have a camera and Instagram, that doesn't make you a model. You know what, I'm a nice guy let me buy you a nice gift. A membership at weight watchers.

Cthulhuseye · 2020-08-06T12:28:16+00:00

Always match these woman and ask them why they think a top 1-3% (what they look for) man would choose a bottom 10-20% woman with a shitty attitude that even says she is mainly interested in money.

internetgangster101 · 2020-08-06T12:30:33+00:00

Looks like shrek

SuperVeryDumbPerson · 2020-08-06T13:39:49+00:00

I remember the good old times where you had to be the 0.001% to be a model, a genetic masterpiece. Now every lovecraftian horror can be a model apparently. Maybe I should try too

dmnlstr · 2020-08-06T12:54:36+00:00

Get back in the swamp Fiona

zdul · 2020-08-06T12:13:03+00:00

She's not attractive enough to make these demands, I dont think her delusional mind understands this.

MachoToughGuy · 2020-08-06T12:11:41+00:00

I know this girl, she's not lying, she is a model, I am sure you guys have seen her in those nutrisweet ad campaigns, she models as the "before nutrisweet" woman.

classjoker · 2020-08-06T12:23:46+00:00

Can't even afford her own clothes, had to do this in the dressing room hahahaha

Evocatus_Preliator · 2020-08-06T13:16:39+00:00

That sounds like a lot of fucking work an effort just to get grade C pussy and a ugly chubby old cunt...

So yeah no hardest pass ever. Fuck off with noise.

Jake-Orion · 2020-08-06T14:54:18+00:00

That "well travel" bullshit women put in their bio is just that, utter bullshit. Case in point:

You guys know I'm a over the road truck driver. I travel all over the US and I'm transitioning to new business model which will allow me to travel to Alaska. Can't wait, love that state.

So, when I meet women and they tell me they love to travel, I say perfect, my job IS traveling. When they get all excited and asks what I do, truck driver. "Oh, I don't mean that kind of traveling."

They want that pampered vacation shit, which, in a way, if they do travel with me, they won't spend a dime and get to see the country. But their closed mindedness prevents them from seeing that.

Then when they find out the money I make, sorry toots, already seeing through your communist flag.

fuddubandha · 2020-08-06T11:47:20+00:00

She is SJW type

rrtfk · 2020-08-06T11:38:00+00:00

Model for what ? Diabetes or globe at a model UN?

Siddyf · 2020-08-06T12:06:52+00:00

I’m pretty sure this is exactly what Cortez told the Aztecs when they landed in Mexico. It did not work out well for the Aztecs.

Tailtappin · 2020-08-06T18:18:45+00:00

Yeah, okay there babushka...calm it all down before you trap some moron into paying for your dreams while you threaten to leave him and take his money as well as his kids.

First off, if you're a model, you've seriously depreciated the value of that word in the minds of men. Know your limits! We aren't looking for the Plus Size cows, we want decent looking women at the very least. Or maybe it's a hand model?

And 29? Well, okay, if you say so. Maybe they skip every second year in your country.

And lastly...who are you kidding? What makes you think you can attract the kind of super man you no doubt have been told by all your girlfriends that you deserve? That's why you don't get advice from your girlfriends. They lie to you to make you feel better. Recognize this. Let it sink in. And what have they been telling you? That it turns guys on when a woman says she wants to empty his bank account for shiny trinkets and shit that'll die in a day? Who the fuck wants to pay for you to live that kind of lifestyle? Yeah, he has to be successful but successful men aren't looking for you. I know this because if you could attract that kind of man, you wouldn't be posting a notice telling them about how you're available.

FormerBTfan · 2020-08-06T12:30:54+00:00

I was looking for a new camping tent. The one she is modeling looks about the right size wonder if I can get it in a different pattern?

CptFizz · 2020-08-06T11:55:16+00:00

So you CAN buy love. At least her love. Now who else sells love... hmm

Jdamoftruth · 2020-08-06T12:37:15+00:00

I'm just amazed that women can lack this much self awareness

Something_Chronical · 2020-08-06T11:37:23+00:00

She models moomoos and wants a trough of presents and gifts... I don't date bitches wanting troughs, it's a hard no.

LeanLoner · 2020-08-06T12:51:05+00:00

Satire perhaps?

fellate-o-fish · 2020-08-06T12:56:30+00:00

trough presents

gotta slop them hogs

model

you've got to be fucking kidding me

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2020-08-06T13:57:54+00:00

If this is the model, I pray to god I never meet the full-sized version.

daniellederek · 2020-08-06T15:47:09+00:00

I'm guessing plus size catalog model?

Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-08-06T18:29:59+00:00

Women really overestimate the value of a set of big floppy hangers.

Experienced it a dozen times myself.

Also assuming that English is not this prize’s first language.

Fripiou · 2020-08-06T10:54:38+00:00

If she's a model (and not the "I take pictures of myself so I'm a model teehee"), I'm the fucking king of England.

KazarakOfKar · 2020-08-06T12:24:53+00:00

Serious question but does this actually work for 5/10 women like this? Are there any dumb totally horrible, well off guys that stupid that they'd lavish this bridge troll with gifts?

Rosengrav · 2020-08-06T12:41:08+00:00

Maybe she should be putting out ads for an English tutor first. She's trying to fly First Class with an Economy grasp on the language.

TXJohn83 · 2020-08-06T12:51:13+00:00

It needs to read fat over the hill cam girl, needs guy to buy her shit. I am somewhat shocked she does not have a onlyfans link.

Sir-Starch-A-Lot · 2020-08-06T12:58:45+00:00

What does she model? Gloves? The entitlement is real...

tegs98 · 2020-08-06T13:43:20+00:00

You mean air freight travel right

taoofmojo · 2020-08-06T14:25:50+00:00

If she a model then I am a doctor, "A love doctor

Thetrvler · 2020-08-06T14:26:12+00:00

Yeah, by the time a man has the options to travel and be well independent, he can simply do better...

thefilthyhermit · 2020-08-06T14:36:39+00:00

Model for the Lane Bryant catalog.

psychotropy · 2020-08-06T14:39:38+00:00

There's a sucker born every minute of the day gentlemen. Don't be a sucker.

Magicus1 · 2020-08-06T14:44:47+00:00

”Good Steak”

Looks like she ate a whole fucking cow, after all, you are what you eat. 🐄🤣

Useless_Skills · 2020-08-06T15:51:08+00:00

She’s better off buttoning up her chest

One-Move · 2020-08-06T16:27:44+00:00

The lack of grammar and spelling annoys me

_MCMXCVI_ · 2020-08-06T17:35:24+00:00

At what point did women start to think that making unreasonable demands is the way to a man's heart? Sad part is, no one will date her and she'll just blame it on how "men are so intimidated by a strong woman." The concept of self-reflection is lost among these women.

usehername6969 · 2020-08-06T17:47:22+00:00

Me fail English, that’s unpossible.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-08-06T17:54:39+00:00

Wow, the sense of overweight entitlement. Is a gym membership considered a gift?

Coslin · 2020-08-06T18:21:40+00:00

She models Ice Cream sandwiches but she has to eat them before they make a mess on her TJ Maxx dress.

GayyFieri · 2020-08-06T20:52:57+00:00

There's a point where entitlement and a lack of awareness puts you in the mentally disabled category. She's hit that point.

There are a lot of women on dating apps that are mentally disabled

Fingerblaster007 · 2020-08-06T21:26:18+00:00

Who the fuck is that blob modeling for?

wwtbybd · 2020-08-06T21:43:37+00:00

She is delusional

seabeeaj · 2020-08-07T05:08:01+00:00

She's a fucking model? A fucking model for what? A fucking buffet queen at best....

ransuru · 2020-08-06T11:34:58+00:00

The eyes are cinda scary. It is as if the abyss is looking at me shouting for help.

Tex236 · 2020-08-06T13:15:22+00:00

I could comfortably park my truck between her boobs.

U_GotTriggered · 2020-08-06T13:16:02+00:00

And of course the bitch looks like a wrestler.

NigelMorgan98 · 2020-08-06T13:21:15+00:00

Oh god she’s soo fucken ugly,

deon10 · 2020-08-06T13:27:06+00:00

I can't believe I'm reading this

Dre1842 · 2020-08-06T13:33:48+00:00

Lmao 😂, this beast is a riot

anotherdumbcaucasian · 2020-08-06T13:59:47+00:00

Can't write a coherent sentence

SUCCESSFUL MEN ONLY

2020-08-06T14:26:08+00:00

Trough? Freudian slip the fat, pig.

DogFashion · 2020-08-06T15:15:22+00:00

She said the way to her heart is "trough presents" which I interpret as food placed into the trough from which she eats. Because she's a pig.

QueenGlass · 2020-08-06T17:43:07+00:00

Yikes, that’s a rough 29.

KPHLFA1 · 2020-08-06T18:34:31+00:00

‘Model’

MadeUpMelly · 2020-08-06T21:54:38+00:00

Maybe a foot model...

thelastfirebndr · 2020-08-06T22:31:35+00:00

Now that was hilarious

ajeezy629 · 2020-08-06T22:54:46+00:00

Yikes get out of her swamp

notWhatIsTheEnd · 2020-08-07T00:05:36+00:00

This is insane. What kind of man (not to mention man with resources and therefore options) would submit themselves to the whims of this beast? Her grammar indicates her IQ is proportional to her SMV.

uberduger · 2020-08-07T00:44:47+00:00

I feel really old now.

Back in my day women like this were only located on sites with banner ads that were something like "LovelyRussianWives.com". Now they just lay their cards out on dating apps.

Astral-Projector · 2020-08-07T05:25:12+00:00

That delusional fat fucking thing obviously likes a good steak. Looks like shes eaten half of Texas.

JimmySage · 2020-08-07T07:26:01+00:00

My goodness

unknown3000x · 2020-08-07T12:14:45+00:00

She got gold digger written all over the face. Since when hippopotamus became model?

maruadventurer · 2020-08-07T19:31:25+00:00

A good guess that she models for the Goodyear blimp. I wonder what the payscale is?

Massacher · 2020-08-19T09:08:36+00:00

Me no care about your bullshit story.

doge_is_wow · 2020-08-06T12:09:16+00:00

Material girl

RawLikeSushi84 · 2020-08-06T14:26:19+00:00

So she's never been in love

2020-08-06T20:05:16+00:00

Please tell me this is a joke. With that Shrek face, she really thinks she can get a decent guy?

megacomicgeek · 2020-08-06T20:05:42+00:00

the entitlement of that worn looking shebeast is frightening. Jesus fucking christ kill it with fire. If she is a model, I'm the fucking queen of England.

beesnoopy2231 · 2020-08-06T21:20:59+00:00

What's the difference between a gift and a present? 🎁

washingtonpanther · 2020-08-06T21:30:51+00:00

In my head canon, this is how all the social rejects at FDS look. "Trough." K E K

warlocc_ · 2020-08-07T01:09:52+00:00

Imagine thinking Bruce Wayne would pick your fat, entitled ass when he's already swimming in 18 year old centerfolds.

40moreyears · 2020-08-07T01:39:34+00:00

Uhhh, is she having a stroke while writing this? If you can’t figure out how to formulate a thought, swipe left because we have nothing in common.

Bestoftherest222 · 2020-08-07T01:57:07+00:00

Doesn't have her own presentable clothes, has to put on clothes from a department store dressing room. Demands high value male, oh the irony.

oh_no_aliens · 2020-08-07T02:22:23+00:00

She can't even spell right. Dumb fat brickheaded bitch.

downzeitor · 2020-08-07T02:51:25+00:00

-joke in here- i think she could easily find some Indian religious guy to date/marry there, that is the country where moo-moo crew can be treated as sacred beings. -end joke-

hardlifeman · 2020-08-06T14:52:16+00:00

Title	‘Model’ needs a rich pilot for gifts and to discuss air travel
Author	PirateLegal
Upvotes	530
Comments	180
Date	August 6, 2020 9:03 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/i4ocjq/model_needs_a_rich_pilot_for_gifts_and_to_discuss/
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