The “genuine” guys that want to be last in line, after her dogs, will hit it off with this single mum of 48. Can you also make her laugh?

According-Werewolf-2 · 2021-01-05T12:15:06+00:00

So make your queen laugh... Entertain me, jester... Dance monkey, dance...

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2021-01-05T14:00:05+00:00

"Ugly old fat woman with nothing to offer and openly declares how you will be lower priority than her dogs, cant work out why she cant meet a genuine decent guy"

The Mystery of Mysteries.

Its these kind of dopey bitches i enjoy so much, they think the world revolves around them, and they never even consider assessing themselves and what they write from a prospective partners point of view, their interest in her is considered a "given"

stupid bitch

NickTesla2018 · 2021-01-05T12:01:19+00:00

Humor is an absolute must. Like that profile?

Kids and dogs first? A single successful guy just loves that scenario.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-01-05T12:25:01+00:00

Are there anymore normal genuine guys around?

Not at your age and weight, no.

mr_kuk · 2021-01-05T12:28:49+00:00

She doesn't need a man, she wants a man to be below her dogs and pay her bills.

Aronacus · 2021-01-05T12:44:19+00:00

Wife her up so you can receive the abuse she's been saving her whole life from all her failed relationships.

adriannmng · 2021-01-05T11:54:52+00:00

And I am not going to comment anything on the looks, because dang....

Demiansky · 2021-01-05T14:05:57+00:00

"Need to make me laugh." When I hear that, its code for "you need to be sufficiently handsome/wealthy for me to flirtatiously laugh with." Being authentically funny and witty as a man is a bonus for attraction, but most women laugh to telegraph attraction, not because it has anything to do with being actually funny.

ONEJOHNSON · 2021-01-05T13:32:07+00:00

Put her last place in your life and see how she likes it. Spoiler, she won't, infact it would likely make her inconsolably angry.

LiberiAdExtremum · 2021-01-05T13:53:56+00:00

There you have it gentlemen, you're on a lower rung then her dogs.

Autisticus · 2021-01-05T12:13:38+00:00

She looks like she's from the norf

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-01-05T12:02:02+00:00

oye, ye dugong! "normal genuine" guys checked out long ago with dignity.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2021-01-05T13:36:21+00:00

A five-head pig with chicken lips: the chimera of the trailer park.

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2021-01-05T12:35:49+00:00

not for you there aren't, they are all off with younger more attractive women who treat them as a priority. just as well you dont need a man, because you wont get one.

thefudmaster · 2021-01-05T14:26:45+00:00

Land whale standards.

One-Move · 2021-01-05T14:45:46+00:00

Oh my, first place my airplane, my motorcycle, my car, my other hobbies... honey I can slot you in at 7th place, but you have to be available at moments notice.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-01-05T16:15:30+00:00

Wow, third place after a dog on a dried up 48 year old cow's wishlist, where do I sign up?

madriverdog · 2021-01-05T16:22:34+00:00

Wow, an opportunity to be lower than her dogs. Be still, my heart. Can’t wait To meet. ;-#

Cumsacky · 2021-01-05T16:24:22+00:00

If you don't need a man wtf are you doing on Tinder? Also what guy wants to be lower on the totem pole than a dog,no fucking wonder she's a single mom lol

Overkillengine · 2021-01-05T12:29:28+00:00

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darthplebis · 2021-01-05T17:02:06+00:00

Million cock stare

RunawayGrain · 2021-01-05T13:59:24+00:00

Are there any "normal genuine" guys around

Yeah. Funny thing is that they saw Chad cut to the front of the line of dogs and kids. They made a few informed decisions based on that.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-01-05T15:31:06+00:00

Even her tits try to choke her during the night

good_looking_man · 2021-01-05T15:33:33+00:00

She doesn't need a man, she just wants one. What she needs is a jar of peanut butter and her dog's wet tongue.

Mgtowgoldsteinberger · 2021-01-05T12:25:08+00:00

She made me laugh. Ironic

Financial_Editor · 2021-01-05T16:04:14+00:00

She doesn't even try to look happy for a photo, why would I care about trying to make her happy? She is a miserable person and will slowly drag anyone down to her level because nobody can make another person happy.

nitro-666 · 2021-01-05T16:56:39+00:00

Must be fake, nobody can be so trite and overused in her profile. I hope.

2021-01-05T14:28:54+00:00

I think she forgot to mention "No Hookups", or I guess this one is so hopeless that she's not even worthy of hookups apparently.

Funkydirigidoo · 2021-01-05T16:30:34+00:00

Any "normal, genuine" guy is staying the fuck away. What normal guy is gonna come in third to a leathery bag? Fairly well moisturized leather, I'll give her that or credit to her picture ... but still loose leather.

TheArtDealer · 2021-01-05T17:11:44+00:00

Someone should definitely create /r/delusionaltinderettes since it'll hardly run out of material.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-01-05T18:20:24+00:00

I have no respect for you right out of the gate. Get in line behind my kids and my dogs and maybe I might like you.

I don't need a man's sex. I want a man's money and resources, big difference.

I totes have morals. I have a strong sense of right and wrong. I don't fuck on the first date unless I'm really really hot for you, because that's "right". It would be "wrong" to fuck anyone else. I am totally down for a one nighter, if you're hot.

I like guys who dance like a monkey for me and do what I tell them to do so that maybe I might like them enough to give them a first date handjob or maybe a pityfuck.

Sheesh, are there any hot guys around? Guise? Guise? Hello?

2021-01-05T20:27:05+00:00

My kids are my world...

If your kids are your world, then there is no space for your dogs or any man who is dumb enough to stumble into it. Any self-respecting man will not want to come in third place, thus, you will be single for a long time.

Independent, don't need a man.

You are about as independent as the taxes-paid-by-men welfare state can make you.

Down with morals... I think you accidentally put a to earth in there, you clearly don't have any morals to speak of, because you and everyone here knows that a) you'll drop the sails you use for knickers when a hot bloke ambles by, and b) a one nighter is really the best you can hope for at this point and weight in your life.

Humour is an absolute must for me, so make me laugh.

Right... of course it is. it is the prerogative of any man to transform your fat and gleaming visage from grumpy to smiling.

Are there any "normal genuine" guys around?

Plenty, but they take one look at your sour, box wine-swollen face, read they come in third place, which means they'll be treated akin to dog shit, and think... "How about no?"

MarinTaranu · 2021-01-05T22:52:46+00:00

48 and "my kids are my world?" They should be in college by the time you reach 48

SilverDollarSky · 2021-01-05T15:13:17+00:00

You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometimes

You might find

You get what you need

bigdaveyl · 2021-01-05T20:15:20+00:00

"I HAVE KIDS! HERE ARE MY DEMANDS!"

cycloneous · 2021-01-05T22:22:57+00:00

Holy Jock Straps Batman! Folks, in the spirit of the New Year, I read this horror of a dating profile so that you don't have to.

Analysis

My kids are my world

Good luck to the guy that attempts to get with this lady, first line in and already YOU are in the dog house. . . .speaking of dogs. . . .

shortly followed by my dogs

Guess what? You rank below a dog, you know you're really fucked right? And you haven't even gotten a chance to say hello yet!

if you are happy coming behind them then we will hit it off

G-d damn, she hasn't even met you yet and already is making obscene demands: YOU WILL like being worse then a dog, YOU WILL like being in the dog house, and yeah, YOU WILL never access my Sperm Receiving Unit (SRU) no matter how much money you spend on me, my brats and dogs.

Independent, don't need a man

. . . and I don't need air to breath or water to drink to survive!

Down to earth with morals

Nice cleavage on that photo. . . .

Are there any "normal genuine" guys around

Yes, there are, they're busy at the gym, at work and avoiding you!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs; by getting with this lovely lass she'll have the last laugh after draining your ATM dry and blame it on the dogs!

DickVonPounDatSnatch · 2021-01-05T23:58:42+00:00

My dogs come before you.

Where are all the "normal genuine" guys?! :'(

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-01-06T00:46:38+00:00

she's a perfect 10 (if you cloned her 4 times)

"I never fucked a perfect 10, but one night I fucked five twos!" - George Carlin

back in Carlin's day that was easy..."twos" knew their place.

Now they all think they are nines (at worst).

CuloDeMuerte · 2021-01-06T05:13:33+00:00

I feel sad for the poor fool who'd be willing to take up this offer for someone who looks like shit ran over 5 times.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-01-05T15:30:02+00:00

HOLY HELL, PUT A NSFW TAG ON THIS, I AM BLIND!!!

mgtowpowerballz · 2021-01-05T15:33:44+00:00

I called dibs back off!!

2021-01-05T16:27:05+00:00

'Humor is an absolute must for me, so make me laugh'... give me three guesses on how much you weigh, and if I lose then you can have a dick pic...

AstroPixelCollector · 2021-01-05T16:27:08+00:00

Your dog food is my food. My dog food is my food... Am I doing this right?

Jesus_Faction · 2021-01-05T16:28:12+00:00

nothing about this profile should entice a man

Rook_Cross · 2021-01-05T16:52:31+00:00

For someone nearing 50 she does have a decently smooth face at least!

MentORPHEUS · 2021-01-05T17:38:38+00:00

This photo makes me think she snuck out to the sideyard and sat in the dirt against the house to take this pic before SO whose support she's enjoying notices.

Esoteric-Wanderlust · 2021-01-05T18:20:40+00:00

So you want a man, but he's going to come lower in priority in the relationship than chattel property. Ok. "Muh _____ comes first" is such a great screening tool though. Enjoy chiseling away at the bottom of the barrel.

GSFleming · 2021-01-05T18:36:36+00:00

If she's "48" when covered in makeup, she's going to look 68 most of the time, which is probably closer to her actual age.

warlocc_ · 2021-01-05T19:08:18+00:00

The best part of profiles posted here is we don't really need pictures. Just the prospect of being treated worse than dogs is enough to tear this one down.

The picture and age just make it all the more ridiculous.

Sumfuc · 2021-01-05T21:56:03+00:00

You are lower than a dog in her eyes. That’s what she’s telling the next victim.

Nysinr · 2021-01-05T22:58:07+00:00

"my kids are my world"

the ammount of times this exact same sentence repeats itself in tinder profiles is pretty eye-opening tbh

WarpedTrekker · 2021-01-06T02:27:24+00:00

I hate the saying, "I want someone to make me laugh". Every other woman puts that in their profile. And the whole BS of "not looking for a one night stand/sex". Guys do not want to just date someone without having sex at some point in the relationship. I don't need another platonic friend!

Dongune · 2021-01-06T05:22:02+00:00

Why do women think they’re the prize? This is why I don’t bother with them and their neurotic bullshit anymore.

2021-01-05T13:00:26+00:00

Gee let me think Karen...

NOPE.

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2021-01-05T18:20:43+00:00

I am willing to bet she spends a lot of nights drinking wine by herself.

1st10Amendments · 2021-01-05T18:40:34+00:00

She is The Cliche! Swipe, my world, give me, make me, real man, offers nothing in return, and doesn’t need a man.

Just, wow!

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-01-05T18:56:56+00:00

She is the type that would be on the other end of a Glory Hole if it existed.

Sid_Insidious · 2021-01-05T23:31:45+00:00

And thinks she looks as good as she did at 24... lol

Cristoff13 · 2021-01-05T23:34:29+00:00

"Humor" means extroverted, confident, witty - and also capable of making her feel a bit sexually charged right from the start. Alpha, in other words.

beto_747 · 2021-01-06T02:49:11+00:00

Make your fat queen laugh along with all of her gremlins

jerkstor · 2021-01-06T04:02:10+00:00

I can smell this chick already

NoFaithInThisSub · 2021-01-06T05:08:47+00:00

she must think that 4 is a 1.

rahsoft · 2021-01-06T07:03:08+00:00

Independent, don't need a man

Don't need self awareness either because it's not going to do you any good.

The world doesn't revolve around you sweetheart !!...

Meterus · 2021-01-06T07:30:46+00:00

She made me laugh. I wish I could return the favor.

MarinTaranu · 2021-01-06T08:23:49+00:00

British. Humour... Why does she need a man when a thick candle can do the trick? Independent my ass. More like a gold digger hoping to find some fool. But with that face... Chances are slim to none.

mudgts · 2021-01-06T11:02:27+00:00

I’d probably put my dog first before most women as well

TimmyHillFan · 2021-01-05T18:43:35+00:00

I’m gagging but I imagine plenty of desperate men in their 40s probably give her the attention she craves.

peshMeten · 2021-01-05T18:52:08+00:00

Why do they all want a comedian.

plainnsimpleforever · 2021-01-05T19:54:47+00:00

It's the modern-day fantasy of the Disney princess. Good grief, she's 48, these women never grow up. She is saying that she is the woman and the man must accept life with her on her terms; that she will not change but the man must. And all this for a fat woman whose only interest is to sit in front of the TV.

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-01-05T21:08:47+00:00

Are these women real? 48 and a 1 and she wants a man to come in third? No ****ing way. Long may she hunt.

usehername6969 · 2021-01-05T21:48:15+00:00

Her morality places a slobbering shit eater above her partner like 85% of women.

And if she has such high morals how does she have kids out of wedlock?

Miserable-Lemon · 2021-01-05T22:07:45+00:00

What the fuck kind of pitch is this? She wants a real man, gives them fuck all reason why they should even reply and makes sure to let the future mate know that he'll stand right at the end of the line, after the dogs.

Physical-Pie748 · 2021-01-06T01:19:35+00:00

more red flags than on a chinese parade, run guys, RUN!

MGTOWManofMystery · 2021-01-06T01:42:51+00:00

Imagine the uproar if a guy posted on his bio that matches would come after his pets.

largepaycheckaddict · 2021-01-06T04:05:38+00:00

Yuck. Makes me want to become monastic

Physical-Pie748 · 2021-01-06T01:21:10+00:00

nope , no "normal genuine" guys around! pump and move on

2021-01-06T07:03:24+00:00

I won't come behind them and I won't cum behind you

anonymouse604 · 2021-01-06T16:06:55+00:00

Lol. “Make me laugh” and yet she doesn’t list a single redeeming quality, hobby or interest in her bio except that you’ll be third place and not needed.

redditradishman · 2021-01-06T17:08:31+00:00

Don't need one but want one.

Just like the other thread lol.

dachengchuan · 2021-01-06T19:42:06+00:00

needing a man is acknowledging he is superior and she would have to submit to him, which is the only way a relationship can work. Submitting means also giving to the man whatever he wants whenever he wants

wanting a man is like wanting a dog, or a puppet.

so ... old and no man ... and still cannot understand, thanks to the propaganda

ProceduralDeath · 2021-01-07T01:10:55+00:00

I would pay her to stay away from me

mph99999 · 2021-01-07T04:01:22+00:00

Honestly it's one thing to mention kids, it's another thing to mention that they are her world and YOU will come after them, it's just nasty, it means that she can't keep her trash mouth shut.

A sane man knows that kids are the most important thing for a mother, it's like telling a fat woman that you never met that she's obese.

NoonTimeHoopsMVP · 2021-01-12T01:59:28+00:00

She looks like she is about to weep.

Title	The “genuine” guys that want to be last in line, after her dogs, will hit it off with this single mum of 48. Can you also make her laugh?
Author	adriannmng
Upvotes	569
Comments	130
Date	January 5, 2021 11:53 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/kqx1ik/the_genuine_guys_that_want_to_be_last_in_line/
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