I bought a little change purse with a cat on it a long time ago. It reads, “I’m not bossy. I’m the boss.” I thought nothing of it at the time.

Well ladies I have found over the years that this thing is an ENORMOUS TRIGGER for any scrotes in viewing distance. It even triggered men to whom I was their boss... unbelievable.

I’m going to be buried with it.

For the curious: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/18/0e/c0180e195c84c75746cfd13cb1ce43b2.jpg