Feeling like a teenager

BurnDownTheMission68 · 2023-05-14T19:26:04+00:00

Sex is the drug they use to hook you into the shitty relationship.

Cure your addiction to the almighty P and live as a free man.

ranger69danger · 2023-05-14T16:36:13+00:00

Don’t get the clap, have fun, and remember, keep the feels in check.

staringatthecactus · 2023-05-14T16:09:33+00:00

I hear that. I went three years with nothing. Unfortunately I don’t think I’m good looking enough to just get a hookup. But when it ended with my ex it was like I had a permanent hard on after years of repressing it.

Good luck man!

MR_Butt-Licker · 2023-05-14T19:00:35+00:00

I’m terrified of not getting laid for a very long time it’s been a few months since the split and I haven’t been laid and it’s killing. Mary Palmer only does so much

beatlecereal · 2023-05-14T22:17:24+00:00

I went a year, and didn’t even enjoy it when I got it the first time again.

Cowfootstew · 2023-05-14T18:49:56+00:00

Jack it before you go.

david10277 · 2023-05-15T13:58:13+00:00

Pussy power is real bro..

That's how you got trapped the first time.

It wasn't how great she was as human being

You just wanted to smash her , you did, you got pussy whipped and BOOM fast forward shes now your ex wife..

Dont fall for that trap agian ..2nd time your the fool

Go there, smash but keep your feelings in check. All that afterglow " I found the one" will come since you haven't nutted raw in a long time" dont get caught up in the chemical release after you nut. It shall pass. (Spolier alert - shes not the one)

Get back to being the best you and smash another one , and a different one, a blonde one, a younger one , a asian one, a green one, repeat this until your prescription is filled.

Remember.. There's is nothing a women can provide that you cannot go out there and purchase for a price. Name something I will wait..

Freedom is the key

Alatornio · 2023-05-15T18:27:08+00:00

Sex isnt everything. Ive been so eager before and literally during sex think a fucking fleshlight is better.

Dont let it control your life.

wisstinks4 · 2023-05-14T19:51:14+00:00

I feel your pain. Not to ruin your orgo party but wouldnt it go better if these high stress expectations were discussed on a regular basis and all parties had same level of understanding?

I learned those conversations help women get in the mood and get ready for some love making, back shots, doggie position smashing leading to successful intimacy for both of you. Only wishing you great success in you night together.

WealthBeneficial3320 · 2023-05-16T01:49:41+00:00

So what was the outcome? Inquiring minds....

iamnotyoutoday · 2023-05-18T17:37:13+00:00

rentals worked for me after divorce. no commitments. no emotions. cum and go.

Title	Feeling like a teenager
Author	tecnic
Upvotes	18
Comments	24
Date	May 14, 2023 3:40 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/Divorce_Men
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