A real conversation I have literally just had

rosapalmera · 2020-01-08T00:31:28+00:00

Swipe left on all shirtless pics in the future. Even if most are normal..

aclumsygirl · 2020-01-08T00:33:52+00:00

SIMON SAYS...I'm a pornsick cheating douchebag!

nymphaetamine · 2020-01-08T03:15:41+00:00

I want to make a website where women from all over can post pics & screenshots of dating profiles of married men. I deeply want to take these fuckers down.

SarcasmSlide · 2020-01-08T02:19:07+00:00

What a disgusting fucking person. You should sleuth and send this to his girlfriend. Then send her here.

raindampened · 2020-01-08T00:30:08+00:00

I can feel the sarcasm in your last reply but honestly maybe it's slightly better idea not to apologise for men even when you mean it sarcastically. I feel like they straight up don't know you mean I sarcastically or ignore the sarcasm and take it seriously. And we don't apologise for men. I might be wrong though.

Blackishcat27 · 2020-01-08T01:48:32+00:00

Is this what the world is coming too seriously? Yuck. Somebody's got a porn addiction. What an ass.

WildCricket · 2020-01-08T03:49:34+00:00

"Oh, so you must have a small dick. Men with small dicks are the only ones who seem to care about anal."

(This is not an exaggeration. Men with small dicks want anal so they can feel what guys with big dicks feel. Guys with big dicks don't care about anal. They just assume it's not possible.)

finalbosskitten · 2020-01-08T02:55:27+00:00

What sort of satanic ritual do I have to perform so these bad boys' balls shrivel up and fall off and they all become amicable eunuchs? We need it ASAP. 😩

sweatydeath · 2020-01-08T01:44:57+00:00

I hate men.

Noteatingforoneweek · 2020-01-08T03:40:26+00:00

Get a guy to give it to you SIMON i bet theres a guy willing

extraacct1234 · 2020-01-08T05:48:52+00:00

"cutie" "babe"

Shudder

sparkles_goldentail · 2020-01-08T05:55:52+00:00

I hate it so much when a man I don’t know calls me babe !! It’s like one of my turnoffs call me babe and you’re getting unmatched or unfriended

MagnoliaMirage · 2020-01-08T02:48:17+00:00

God I cringed at cutie.

I'm not a fucking tangerine, thanks.

SimpleSyrups · 2020-01-08T02:47:15+00:00

When you LOL because the reply is fire but then you feel sad because this conversation happened at all...

2020-01-08T05:14:18+00:00

Get to know him. Get his number. Match it to a caller ID app. Look him up. Tell his wife.

airhostess_inthe60s · 2020-01-08T03:18:36+00:00

What a piece of trash. But I'm here for you sass!! 👑

bb8-sparkles · 2020-01-08T10:29:53+00:00

Ugh— instant block for me. That is beyond disrespectful. I definitely would not have honored him with a response.

Acts1v8 · 2020-01-08T13:31:48+00:00

You should have said 'Thats fine with me, but if it goes in mine it goes in yours 🤷🍆'

Title	A real conversation I have literally just had
Author	rosapalmera
Upvotes	300
Comments	40
Date	January 8, 2020 12:25 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/elkk2e/a_real_conversation_i_have_literally_just_had/
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