Bye then.

terribletimingtoday · 2020-06-18T19:13:27+00:00

Why even bother making a profile if this is how you feel, bruh?

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-06-18T19:42:43+00:00

Looking for "don't know yet" and is a mid-30s scrote. Dood....

enharmonia · 2020-06-18T19:50:05+00:00

What does he even want then?

ladyyninjaa · 2020-06-18T19:40:11+00:00

That amount of emojis have dropped my IQ.

CorruptSoulGem · 2020-06-18T19:38:28+00:00

He’s calls himself “damaged goods” and then requests his matches don’t have any baggage, without realizing that makes him a hypocrite and then SUPER ironically goes on to say he wants a woman who can think. 😂😂😂

At least he not delusional about kids and marriage ever happening for him.

On top of this complete train wreck of trash, he’s a dog hater too.

DunRuther · 2020-06-18T19:53:20+00:00

Did he graduate college at 16, or is he lying about his age or educational status?

__kamikaze__ · 2020-06-18T22:23:29+00:00

Why do men automatically assume we want “👶🏻 “ and “💍 ”??! Especially with a scrote like that?! Also he can especially fuck off for not liking dogs.

endorphins_ · 2020-06-18T21:03:52+00:00

It’s time for therapy George

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-06-18T21:56:02+00:00

35, yeah right. This guy graduated college the same year as me and I'm 41. Even aside from the obvious lie about his age, what self-loathing woman would find this attractive? I'd rather spend the night in county jail than go on a date with this guy.

Lavender_flow · 2020-06-18T19:48:04+00:00

soooo, he's looking for a blow-up doll?

easier to just hit the nearest store than make a profile on bumble lol

Wait__No__What · 2020-06-18T19:48:23+00:00

What an utterly repugnant thing.

Kristeninmyskin · 2020-06-18T20:41:28+00:00

Can someone explain the locusts thing, please? Are those dollar emojis?

Sreshme · 2020-06-18T20:11:01+00:00

So who does he want when he have problems with both sexes ?? 🙄

OrchidLion · 2020-06-19T02:58:34+00:00

No looks

No youth

No future

No commitment

No babies

Not even money

What is he actually offering? Fucking leech

saydeesalt · 2020-06-18T20:24:29+00:00

What does he even want then?

LeAshow · 2020-06-18T21:22:20+00:00

When I see these type of profiles sometimes I want to match with them just to tell them how stupid they are.

Villanelloh · 2020-06-18T22:43:24+00:00

At least he doesn't want to reproduce.

HammyLet · 2020-06-18T20:02:46+00:00

The funniest part is that he’s looking for someone who can “think and speak properly” when he can’t do either.

elementalvirago · 2020-06-18T23:44:54+00:00

What have the locusts ever done to you man???

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-06-19T04:31:59+00:00

35 is pretty young to be that broken.

umbralgarden · 2020-06-18T22:39:06+00:00

He gonna be in that new romcom Must Hate Dogs

DivineHag · 2020-06-19T01:45:14+00:00

"No dogs"

How VERY dare you

SailorVampire · 2020-06-19T07:53:29+00:00

I love how this vile mess is allowed to have a zero baggage requirement in his profile which is literally nothing but baggage

LiuCheeze · 2020-06-18T22:41:26+00:00

no dogs?! lol

2020-06-19T14:54:01+00:00

And then men complain that they never get enough matches😒

Title	Bye then.
Author	kalidestroy
Upvotes	188
Comments	52
Date	June 18, 2020 6:57 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hbklay/bye_then/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/bye-then.696636 https://theredarchive.com/post/696636

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