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[–]terribletimingtodayFDS Apprentice281 points282 points283 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Why even bother making a profile if this is how you feel, bruh?
[–]understatedalwaysFDS Disciple90 points91 points92 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Completely perplexing.
[–]WesternGarlicFDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Because he’s just some worthless POS that’s looking for a trophy bangmaid!
[–]understatedalwaysFDS Disciple17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It seems like if he had any brain he’d go about it in a slightly different way. I am not a pickme though, so I’m not sure if this works on them. 🤷🏻♀️
[–]WesternGarlicFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m a former CoolGirl, so I’m not sure if I can offer much insight.
[–]azngirl7689At-Risk Pick Me Youth7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He wants a fuck buddy. I’m sure some pickmeisha will go for it.
[–]terribletimingtodayFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh yeah. A cool girl PickMe will sympathize with him for acceptance.
[–]coolestgirlyouevermeFDS Apprentice98 points99 points100 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Looking for "don't know yet" and is a mid-30s scrote. Dood....
[–]ZoErSonHudPickmeisha™️31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sshhh don’t call him out on it, it’s better that way. Means he has less chance of trapping some poor woman and subsequently procreating, which is the last thing he should do with all his mental and emotional baggage.
[–]enharmoniaFDS Newbie60 points61 points62 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
What does he even want then?
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 77 points78 points79 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
A snake with tits apparently!
[–]VillanellohFDS Newbie35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wish.com likely have them
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao!
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He should be able to find one on Amazon.
[–]endorphins_FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dOnT kNoW yEt
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A hole.
[–]ladyyninjaaFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That amount of emojis have dropped my IQ.
[–]CorruptSoulGemFDS Newbie115 points116 points117 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
He’s calls himself “damaged goods” and then requests his matches don’t have any baggage, without realizing that makes him a hypocrite and then SUPER ironically goes on to say he wants a woman who can think. 😂😂😂
At least he not delusional about kids and marriage ever happening for him.
On top of this complete train wreck of trash, he’s a dog hater too.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha I thought that, then I realised he's probably trying to say "no damaged goods" while all the time SCREAMING his own insecurity and unresolved shit at the top of his lungs! I think he is one of the most damaged individuals I've seen on there ever.
What really gets me is the "I'm too old for this shit" in the middle of that pile of emoji vomit!!
[–]SmuegelFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that pile of emoji vomit!!
But cAn You ThInK & SpEaK PrOpErLy
[–]DunRutherFDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Did he graduate college at 16, or is he lying about his age or educational status?
[–]Sage_PlanterFDS Disciple24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This happened to a friend of mine. She dated a man for a few months then one day was looking at the degrees on his wall when she noticed his Bachelor's would have had him graduating college at 12. He had lied about his age by eight years.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, had ex who shaved off 8 years. They must have read the same playbook.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I noticed that too!! In the UK, college is generally somewhere you go from 16-18, and what you call college we call university. College is more where you do vocational stuff like hairdressing (as a rule), more academic kids tend to stay in high school until they're 18.
He's definitely shaved a couple of years off.
[–]__kamikaze__FDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Why do men automatically assume we want “👶🏻 “ and “💍 ”??! Especially with a scrote like that?! Also he can especially fuck off for not liking dogs.
[–]kalidestroyFDS Newbie[S] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The really gross thing is, these type of "men" refer to women they're not attracted to as dogs. I genuinely think he's saying "no unattractive women" here.
[–]__kamikaze__FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh geez. That didn’t even cross my mind but I think you’re right. What an awful jerk
[–]endorphins_FDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s time for therapy George
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
35, yeah right. This guy graduated college the same year as me and I'm 41. Even aside from the obvious lie about his age, what self-loathing woman would find this attractive? I'd rather spend the night in county jail than go on a date with this guy.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Graduated college in 2002 and I'm almost 40. I doubt that he's some kind of super-genius based on his profile, so it's not like he graduated college at age 12.
[–]Lavender_flowFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
soooo, he's looking for a blow-up doll?
easier to just hit the nearest store than make a profile on bumble lol
[–]SailorVampireFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No self-respecting blow up doll would submit to be mounted by this mess
[–]Wait__No__WhatFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What an utterly repugnant thing.
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can someone explain the locusts thing, please? Are those dollar emojis?
[–]BaffledBazaarFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No gold-diggers basically.
[–]umbralgardenFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I need to know this too
[–]SreshmeFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So who does he want when he have problems with both sexes ?? 🙄
[–]OrchidLionFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No looks
No youth
No future
No commitment
No babies
Not even money
What is he actually offering? Fucking leech
[–]saydeesaltFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LeAshowFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When I see these type of profiles sometimes I want to match with them just to tell them how stupid they are.
[–]Rpattz73FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Me too girl, but then I realize that some of them thrive on that too. Don’t bother.
[–]VillanellohFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least he doesn't want to reproduce.
[–]HammyLetFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The funniest part is that he’s looking for someone who can “think and speak properly” when he can’t do either.
[–]elementalviragoFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What have the locusts ever done to you man???
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
35 is pretty young to be that broken.
He gonna be in that new romcom Must Hate Dogs
[–]DivineHagFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"No dogs"
How VERY dare you
[–]Pretend-ValuableFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was going to say that too - No dogs is the absolute dealbreaker!
And of course everything else with it.
I love how this vile mess is allowed to have a zero baggage requirement in his profile which is literally nothing but baggage
[–]LiuCheezeFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
no dogs?! lol
And then men complain that they never get enough matches😒
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