Hinder: A Dating App for Emotionally Unavailable Men (full New Yorker link in comments)

RussianAsshole · 2021-09-28T19:36:55+00:00

“While attending every one of my improv shows” how did I know before I even got to the ending that he’d be an actor?

Spittens · 2021-09-28T19:53:45+00:00

'Much older Mike' sent me ..... 🤣

They really think we can't tell they're trying to get past our age filters.

TikiTikiTata-chalala · 2021-09-28T19:55:22+00:00

Any man says he's 4/20 friendly then he's high all the time and thinks he can smoke wo impairing his driving (while he's driving)

DeepestWinterBlue · 2021-09-28T22:37:57+00:00

Mike is actually 60 pretending to be 51 and looking to date someone who is 20 ;)

Twohagsover30 · 2021-09-28T18:43:42+00:00

Full link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/hinder-a-dating-app-for-emotionally-unavailable-men

throwaway-fds · 2021-09-28T19:47:32+00:00

These posts are coming for my life. I knew a virgo man 4/20 friendly who shut down whenever I criticized him. He didn't do improv, but he still had no career or real life goals.

Technusgirl · 2021-09-28T19:31:30+00:00

Relatable

Owl-right · 2021-09-28T23:31:03+00:00

It's so funny, since I got back into dating I can really see that the majority of men in their late 20s/early 30s look like total shite compared to women my age. It's like they've never heard of moisturizer and their hair is trying to get away from them. But they still want FWB 😂😂

pitifulparsnip · 2021-09-29T01:13:07+00:00

What is the deal with Distant Daves??? An ego boost? So many guys have my state set as theirs and then after a few days of chatting they admit they actually live hundreds of miles away!

quasarbar · 2021-09-29T00:15:08+00:00

These are hilarious! I want to see more.

CraftyOvaries · 2021-09-29T01:07:06+00:00

Never married, no kids:

Translation: cannot commit.

No drama

Translation: dismissive avoidant

"I am a professional"

Translation: dismissive avoidant or NPD

I am not really 34. My real age is 45 and it won't let me fix it.

Translation: bullshit lies. He is chasing younger tail.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-09-29T05:33:18+00:00

I can understand a very young woman falling for the artsy douche act at first. But who in their right mind would go for oldster Mike?? Bleah.

Coco_spacecat · 2021-09-29T02:00:36+00:00

I think I’m currently dating much older Mike. 😕

PinkBlair99 · 2021-09-28T22:51:01+00:00

As if he’d have hair !

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-09-28T23:54:18+00:00

The only thing they got wrong on the first one is that the guy has too much hair left.

Noemie_Mathilde · 2021-09-29T01:17:28+00:00

Fragile Ego Fergus killed me 😂

cherieblosum · 2021-09-29T08:33:44+00:00

There aren't more? Lol

Title	Hinder: A Dating App for Emotionally Unavailable Men (full New Yorker link in comments)
Author	Twohagsover30
Upvotes	1024
Comments	27
Date	September 28, 2021 6:42 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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