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[–]HoldingMoonlightFDS Newbie91 points92 points93 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
He kind of looks like Vince Vaughan. Not in a good way.
It's just that this quote is so laughably absurd. Is humans of new york a parody account or is this real lmao
[–]shortywannarockFDS Newbie65 points66 points67 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That quote is so well concisely and poetically LVM that I’m genuinely impressed at it. It’s like he managed to fit the entirety of his smug, slovenly superior attitude into a single paragraph.
[–]GoldandGlowingFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is there a good way to look like Vince Vaughn 🥴
[–]HoldingMoonlightFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha I don't find him attractive at all, but I suppose some people might enjoy getting mistaken for celebrities?
[–]angrybaijaFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, HONY is not a parody account 😭
[–]dandymalionFDS Newbie124 points125 points126 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ovaries just shriveled inside.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple90 points91 points92 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My tubes tied themselves in a knot.
[–]localgirlcultFDS Apprentice90 points91 points92 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
This looks like a parody post because it seems so stupid. So I went back on their facebook to January 22 2020 just to see if this shit is real. And it's real. So I guess people didn't like the post and HONY felt the need to clarify, and they wrote "A little extra info since the comment section is turning into imagination time: he works from home, is the primary caretaker, was telling me how weird he feels being the only dad at all her activities, and marijuana is going to be legal nationwide in ten years."
The comment section is really tiring. Basically just people who don't like this for all the reasons you might imagine and people who claim everyone needs to lighten up, of course. And that every parent needs a break or whatever. A pickme here and there. Classic really.
[–][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The marijuana legality comment is fucking gross. Legal or not why would you get stoned while watching your kid? My sister and her husband do this and it pisses me off. I am pregnant now, used to smoke weed but had no problem stopping, and will definitely not be smoking while caring for my child.
[–]LevelTurbulentFDS Newbie54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Alcohol has been legal for a a long time but I’ve never gotten shit faced in preparation to watch young children. And I wouldn’t let anyone watch my kids while drunk either.
[–]CarpedictumFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Going to be legal in 10 years = illegal.
Sorry dude, talk to your governor but right now you’re doing illegal drugs while watching the baby.
As to the rest: I don’t understand how it’s explanatory to say he does this every day and always feels weird about it. 🤷🏼♀️
[–]Suspicious-Leg-1407FDS Apprentice218 points219 points220 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
The reject trifecta: weed, porn, video games. I do not understand why women breed with these type of boys.
[–]angelcake893FDS Apprentice132 points133 points134 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Don’t forget demeaning the baby’s mom! “Pop crap”
[–]weekend111FDS Newbie76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The mom does have crap taste though, look at her taste for men…
[–]manwatheil_undomielFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Back when I was a pickme, I would demean other people (especially other girl') music tastes like that. Now, one FDS and 20 credits of music industry lectures later, I have an appreciation for all types of music. I still hate a lot of it (oh god rap and hip hop makes me want to DIE and don't get me started on how Billie Eilish is destroying the alternative music industry), but I would never demean something that my partner clearly cares about so much! This scrote is not just a no value male, he's a negative value male
[–]chasingastarl1ghtFDS Apprentice48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Ahaha, music snobs are the worst. "I only listen to "real" rock". Like yes, i can recognize that some music is definitely genius in their creation, interpretation, etc.
But a good pop song is just... Fun. (And yes it took me a while to realize I was "not like other girl-ing" when i was refusing to just appreciate a fun bop for what it was)
[–]manwatheil_undomielFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
My thing with Billie Eilish and AJR follows thusly-6 years ago they would have made it big on the pop music scene, but because rap has taken over the top 40, they were shuffled off to alternative radio, and now alternative radio is being overrun by songs that sound like 2015 pop songs. It's not alternative-its not breaking any rules or pushing boundaries of sound and lyric, it's been done before and these people were just late to the party. Listen to how similar billie eilish and melanie martinez sound-they're basically the same minus the daddy fetish. It's nothing new.
[–]chasingastarl1ghtFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Strange that she plays on your local alternative radio station however. Our local alt station is definitely "alternative rock with a sprinkle of modern rock (and some emo-rock nostalgia for good measures!)" but I'd say guitars are absolutely mandatory to be featured on there. I think 21 pilots did make appearances here and there, but because they definitely used to have songs that dipped into the genre so they were known on the scene. Billie Eilish gets played 24/7 on the pop stations along with Ariana Grande and Dua Lipa (and whichever songs has become popular on tiktok)
[–]manwatheil_undomielFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm in DC and it's less frequent than it used to be, but last summer it was constant Billie Eilish.
I used to love TØP (they fillex the void when mcr broke up), but even my mom says they sound like a pop band now.
[–]ReignOnYou951 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Which one has the daddy fetish? Lol and billie plays on my local pop station, I only like her because shes an alternate to pop/hip hop women who wear super reveling clothes all the time, I dont have much of a problem with it its just nice theres an alternative. My sister looks up to her.
[–]manwatheil_undomielFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Melanie Martinez
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Don't forget sports.
[–]Suspicious-Leg-1407FDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. True.
You don't want to that wife that wakes up to co-ownership of her husband's sports gambling debt.
It happens.
[–]gutsandgoreyFDS Newbie53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my god if a mom said that people would tear her apart.
[–]circescircusRuthless Strategist96 points97 points98 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to live in NYC. It's so stressful living there, can't imagine being there during the pandemic, while being saddled to a brain dead slob who gets stoned while "watching" our toddler. His wife (if she's even a wife and not a baby mama) is probably growing a brain tumor as I write this comment.
[–][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a sad existence. Imagine dying and looking back at your life, being useless... tragic.
[–]kashlewFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wow isn’t HONY usually stories about good people? Maybe I only see the uplifting ones
[–]CarpedictumFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s a man spending time with his baby!!! That’s a big sacrifice! And he does it in spite of it interrupting his preferred method of snacking!
A god damned hero in my book.
[–]Street_Narwhal_3361FDS Newbie59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL imagine being a poor woman of color telling the world you smoked a joint before caring for your child. CPS would be at her door the moment the post went live.
[–]EveSerpentFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why does this guy exist?
[–]LevelTurbulentFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And if the baby dies, he'll probably get away with it and move on to breed with another woman, shrugging off his shattered ex as collateral damage on his journey to enlightenment.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is real?
[–]SaitschikFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Doesn't even want to share his "buffalo dip" (whatever that is) with his daughter, this greedy manchild. Only able to think about himself.
I wonder if he feeds her properly as the primary caretaker or if he just stuffs everything in his unkempt "dadbod".
Parenthood doesn't mean perfection but it does mean responsibility. If you are not ready for that keep your dick in your pants.
[–]EspionagessFDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
More women should opt out of being a single parent while supposedly in a partnership. He's a deadbeat because she allows it, she needs to put her foot down and refuse to do literally anything for him until he shapes up. Cook only for yourself and kid, only do your laundry, no sex etc. If I ever, goddess forbid, find myself in this situation I would do that.
[–]weekend111FDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you’re gonna have whiny kids, make sure all of them are small and cute.
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s going to be “watching” his daughter. LVMs don’t parent; they babysit until mom gets home from her job. 🤡
[–]CatlovesMocaFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Call Child Protective Services! 🙃🙃🙃🙃
[–]hdost34FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Scary.
[–]cherieblosumFDS Disciple0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The average lvm.
[–]CheetahEnergyFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf? He’s gonna get high while taking care of his infant??? As a physician that’s a duty to report to child protective services right there. Disgusting
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