Oh hellllllllllllllll no.

misszazie · 2021-01-09T15:40:01+00:00

It's embarrassing, being that needy as a grown male.

2021-01-09T15:56:32+00:00

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janetheautomaton · 2021-01-09T16:11:55+00:00

Three whole jobs and they aren't paying you for one.

veruscka · 2021-01-09T18:32:25+00:00

A real boyfriend is going to act like your dad, best friend, and boyfriend all in one

See how insane that sounds?

BabyGothQ · 2021-01-09T20:10:44+00:00

A real girlfriend will give birth to her boyfriend, feed him like a baby parrot, wipe his ass in the shower, set all of his doctors appointments for him, send him proudly off to kindergarten.. only for him to come back with some other bitch lmao

2021-01-09T15:55:19+00:00

"your mama"...sounds like a sick incest fetish to me. Dude needs to speak to a trained professional instead of spewing those filthy thoughts for impressionable teens to read.

LiAndLenus3rdfriend · 2021-01-09T15:35:19+00:00

Oh my god! Hopped on instagram after weeks today and this was the first thing I saw. My first thought was "Hmm, what would the ladies over at FDS say?" I also immediately unfollowed the page that had posted it, they post a lot of BS.

needsmoresilk · 2021-01-09T19:28:04+00:00

Just say you want to sleep with your mother.

4-20characters · 2021-01-09T17:59:53+00:00

Note how he says GIRLFRIEND and NOT WIFE 🤔🤔🤔

AllTheBeanToes · 2021-01-09T17:04:09+00:00

How about fuck off?

Kimpractical · 2021-01-09T18:35:40+00:00

I literally don’t have time for all of that. I have a job and a life and stuff

NurseBubbleGum · 2021-01-09T15:46:29+00:00

A real "doormat"

autumnxo92 · 2021-01-09T19:54:36+00:00

Freud would have a field day with this one.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-01-09T20:07:58+00:00

Why stop there? She can don a baby bonnet, suck her thumb and act like your daughter, too (pervy mofo).

4E4ME · 2021-01-09T17:56:35+00:00

Hardpass.

Pasdepromesses · 2021-01-09T18:16:31+00:00

Couldn’t be me 😎

2021-01-09T17:44:44+00:00

No thanks!

MiaNaim · 2021-01-09T19:36:13+00:00

Eww https://tenor.com/view/naw-gif-8791249?utm_source

lollykpops · 2021-01-09T22:50:37+00:00

They stay telling on themselves

cantstopthemachine77 · 2021-01-10T00:36:16+00:00

Almost instinctively downvoted this post forgetting what sub I was in, literally stopped myself right before my thumb hit the downvote button 😂

looking-for-freedom1 · 2021-01-09T23:13:43+00:00

Gross 🤮

parisianpinkpill · 2021-01-09T23:56:25+00:00

The only man I'll be a mother to my son NOT my husband.

rjweingar · 2021-01-10T00:51:59+00:00

A real girlfriend 'gon' act like your girlfriend. That's it.

yolosunshine · 2021-01-10T02:25:41+00:00

If you want to fuck your mom, you know where she lives.

😂

N3WDay · 2021-01-10T03:47:22+00:00

I almost downvoted this.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-01-10T09:04:34+00:00

No thanks. That sounds exhausting.

x_LiMi_x · 2021-01-10T14:55:00+00:00

Yow that's... wow. Why do you want me to be submissive in bed while being a replacement caretaker? Talk about substituting "slave" for different words so you can gaslight girls...

Title	Oh hellllllllllllllll no.
Author	firegirl110
Upvotes	586
Comments	32
Date	January 9, 2021 3:25 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ktss8d/oh_hellllllllllllllll_no/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/oh-hellllllllllllllll-no.746474 https://theredarchive.com/post/746474

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