Oh Lort 🤭

elementalvirago · 2020-07-16T02:46:36+00:00

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ThicThighzSavesLivez · 2020-07-16T01:43:08+00:00

Hahahahah omg this is classic. Thank you Shadow!

GlitteringContact8 · 2020-07-16T07:29:55+00:00

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missliberia · 2020-07-16T01:28:08+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

passionatevirtuoso · 2020-07-16T05:12:13+00:00

Aw, but tbh it doesn't mean anything.

Just a silly visual.

Penises can be growers, that shadow is a weird angle, and the best lovers I had did not think sex = penis.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-07-16T01:53:37+00:00

I don't think I've ever laughed at anything this hard in my life 🙊

advicethrowawayyys · 2020-07-16T04:11:17+00:00

Why tf would someone take this pic lmao

2020-07-16T11:15:02+00:00

teehee.

the joke's on men, as usual, as they're the ones that worry the most about their wee wee.

there's something a lesbian friend of mine said a long time ago that resonates with me to this day: "the wiener itself can have its practical side, it's with the rest of the pig that I have a problem". hahaha. even though dick pics are disgusting and I couldn't care less about the size of the thing (best sex I've had in my life was with average to small men), I see her point: the peen wouldn't get such a bad rep if it wasn't attached to a pre-cogito human.

pinkglitterkitty2014 · 2020-07-16T03:13:16+00:00

Hey! If he was in the water, it shrinks you know! (Referencing George from Seinfeld).

On another note, he doesn’t have any junk in the trunk either. Pity.

ErikaNaumann · 2020-07-16T11:38:58+00:00

If you find this funny, then surely you will also laugh when men post a picture of a small breasted woman next to an ironing board.

HornetKick · 2020-07-16T03:49:03+00:00

bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaa OMG hide dude. Aren't most bodybuilders pee pee's tiny like this? Just like really fat guys, it shrivels.

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-07-16T09:24:12+00:00

Woopsie daisy 😅

JustPeachyyyyyyyy · 2020-07-16T09:29:18+00:00

Yikes, the lurkers are working hard to downvote this post. This pic must have struck lots of small, subpar, below average nerves 😌

hilariouslystated · 2020-07-16T04:18:02+00:00

Micropenis strikes again!

Howslap · 2020-07-16T02:31:34+00:00

Y'all, I'm so in shock I'm in shick 😬

-positivity- · 2020-07-16T03:46:16+00:00

🧐

missmelissa187 · 2020-07-16T02:34:40+00:00

😂😂😂

mythicalnebula · 2020-07-16T03:37:16+00:00

LMFAOOOOOO

ironymaiden87 · 2020-07-16T05:20:06+00:00

Omfg I am sending this to all my female friends right now. 😂

Maleficent_Youth_175 · 2020-07-16T07:46:05+00:00

Lmaooo

nawksoocow · 2020-07-16T02:03:01+00:00

To be fair the hat shadow is a little flat

Title	Oh Lort 🤭
Author	elementalvirago
Upvotes	302
Comments	43
Date	July 16, 2020 1:11 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hs0auq/oh_lort/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/oh-lort.713764 https://theredarchive.com/post/713764

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