Romantic Necrophilia

Platipus6 · 2021-04-17T06:46:21+00:00

Sexually assaulted me and then said it was because I was so beautiful he couldn't control himself.

Sir, you need to be in jail.

easter_beagle · 2021-04-17T07:28:52+00:00

Once a man took me to the beach after a romantic weekend and said he had something important to tell me. I was expecting “I love you” or something along those lines. Instead, he said

“I have been with so many women in my life, that are prettier than you, cooler than you and in spite of this I can imagine spending my life with you. You’re so special.”

I laughed in shock and he continued

“No no seriously, my ex was a Russian model and I’d rather be with you”

Ok_Meringue9724 · 2021-04-17T06:17:17+00:00

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Ok_Meringue9724 · 2021-04-17T06:45:49+00:00

What.the.fuck. 🤮 That's so disgusting! I hope you distanced yourself away from him immediately. One thing I've learnt is that people say a lot of things in a joking manner that they actually mean. They might laugh at the end or say jk just so you don't call them out. If you do, they would just say, "It was a joke!" That's why I instantly cut off people who make racist and sexist jokes. If a guy says he has "dark humour", that's code for him being an asshole and thinking that laughing at atrocities is funny. If you're ever in a situation like that, don't be polite. Make a stank face at them and just excuse yourself and walk away. You could just take the graceful route but I like doing what I do because a lot of dudes are already so accustomed to having women fake laugh at their jokes or just being silent and fake smiling. That's why they believe they are funny. 😪

I can't remember an incident where a guy tried to be "romantic" by saying stuff like that. I can, however remember tons of times a guy said disgusting shit to me in the name of humour. Don't take these guys seriously if they say that they were just being weird. Guys know how to treat a woman, they just like pushing boundaries. Don't take any bullshit ladies! ❤️

The_Pyramidion · 2021-04-17T07:26:33+00:00

"Gentlemen date blondes, but they marry brunettes"

🤮

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-04-17T07:29:37+00:00

"Japanese women are superior to white women"

Lol ok

Pasdepromesses · 2021-04-17T09:01:33+00:00

OMG, I’m horrified!

Can you imagine that you’re in a life or death situation and he thinks you’re already dead or not salvageable anymore so instead of calling 911 and saving your life he does this.

These men are dangerous in so many different ways, it boggles my mind.

I can’t even remember most of the stupid shit men told me when they thought they were romantic, I’m a terrible listener when I suspect they’re only spewing bs and mentally check out. Should’ve walked away instead.

Resident-Impact · 2021-04-17T12:14:06+00:00

We both went karaoke one night and he randomly blurted out “I only dated women with nice singing voices until you. It’s cute.”

CheetahEnergy · 2021-04-17T13:34:23+00:00

My ex bf, at the time 23 or 24 years old, gave me a literal EMPTY card. I opened the card, saw it was totally empty, not even a signature, along with the generic card message inside. I asked him wtf? He was like, I didn’t know I had to write anything. The bar was so low... The relationship ended way after that, about 1.5 years ago, and for some reason the past few days I keep replaying horrible moments I put up with and it makes me sick to my stomach that I allowed this man in my life and body. 🤢

throwawayheyyy5 · 2021-04-17T14:37:29+00:00

" I really want to impregnate you"

This is after the 2nd date. He really thought I was going to swoon 🤢.

amhran_oiche · 2021-04-17T16:09:39+00:00

"I could tell your boobs apart from anyone else's.... Because of the scars."

He was referring to the surgery I had to remove precancerous cells from my breast tissue, to which he did not accompany me. 🙃

the-worst- · 2021-04-17T14:01:38+00:00

Often phrases like this that guys would use on me is something along the lines of the song "never ever getting rid of me". Like WTF what if I WANT to get rid of you?

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-04-17T17:22:53+00:00

Had a fucking clown tell me that i’m so hot, that if i were a stranger he’d “rape [me] right now” 🤡 Fucking gross

avidreader89x · 2021-04-17T09:08:23+00:00

My first boyfriend said I was pretty, but not as hot as girls his age. I was 13, he was 15.

He ended up cheating on me with a girl his own age.

Hoarse_Girl · 2021-04-17T14:42:15+00:00

"I know you're a Proverbs 31 woman but you need to read and pray on 1 Timothy a whole lot more for Jesus to bless this union." Translating from evangelical to human, basically he saw that I was a perfect future bangmaid but really needed to stop sharing my thoughts and opinions 🤷

Dazzling_Moose_6575 · 2021-04-18T15:11:08+00:00

My horrible high school boyfriend (I was in high school, he was 21....) said the same thing, he wanted his 'black wings' 🤢 one of the many many many creepy and horrible things he did

Title	Romantic Necrophilia
Author	fds98
Upvotes	163
Comments	62
Date	April 17, 2021 1:52 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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