Scrote Translation #1 : INCOMPATIBLE MAN

spinsterchachkies · 2021-05-01T13:06:54+00:00

If you: Look anything remotely close to this, we are sexually incompatible

veniphyl · 2021-05-01T13:34:05+00:00

Ugly and depraved

Mcccy · 2021-05-01T13:39:13+00:00

Where tf do they get all this confidence and audacity from??

True-Audience-8258 · 2021-05-01T13:53:09+00:00

Wait, sorry, why no pictures at a wedding?

ScalesHaveFallen · 2021-05-01T14:09:56+00:00

brb going to the tattoo parlour for a full back piece of Trump nude then to church followed by a detour to the gun show for a no-ID-required AK-47 purchase with Kasey Musgraves playing in my earbuds

kalekindofmind · 2021-05-01T13:47:55+00:00

He can't attract women based on who he is, so his last resort is to attract women by proclaiming what he isn't and hope that some pickme falls for the trauma bonding packaging.

Hostileovaries · 2021-05-01T15:16:48+00:00

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MadamLeFay · 2021-05-01T13:14:07+00:00

Coming from a guy with more hair on his face than on his head...

burritogirl101 · 2021-05-01T13:51:41+00:00

Lmao this guy. Don't worry, your ugly ass selfie, receding hairline and faded old shitty t-shirt already made you incompatible from the start.

randowordgenerator · 2021-05-01T14:20:56+00:00

Shoulda put the phone over his moob

PinkBlair99 · 2021-05-01T13:16:18+00:00

Now that I’m older, I just laugh and laugh at these men

(I’m slightly older than this dude but look ten years younger)

ItsFreezen · 2021-05-01T14:28:07+00:00

Hey Scrote listen. Learn to shave and exercise before putting up a dating profile. Your Welcome.

KiwiTigerLoon · 2021-05-01T15:17:25+00:00

As a woman of color with friends/family who are lgbt, black, non-Christian, or immigrants, I do understand the “trump supporter” condition. I would separate that from Trump Voter—one of my best friends voted for trump in 2016, but after she saw what kind of horrible things the administration did/said/excused, she no longer supported them. If someone is still down with Trump after everything that happened in those 4 years....they are not a psychologically safe person for me/my family/my friends to be around.

That’s all the benefit of the doubt I can give.....to rule someone out for any of the other reasons he said is ludicrous.

AllieBirdL · 2021-05-01T13:13:43+00:00

Why do they use a space where they should essentially be advertising what they have to offer to instead alienate their potential "customer base"?

...obviously women aren't customers here, just analyzing this from a marketing background

HighPriestess31 · 2021-05-01T15:03:31+00:00

"self employed"

Bro looks like he draws furry porn in his mom's basement.

HottPinkSlug · 2021-05-01T14:06:23+00:00

Hahahaaa, 'if you have tattoos, we are financially incompatible'.
If you're nearly forty and still have a 'joke' response for your employment status, then yes, my tattooed ass is definitely financially incompatible with you

Suspicious-Judge-380 · 2021-05-01T15:18:07+00:00

“self employed” looks like the only woman he’s compatible with is his mom😐

Hoarse_Girl · 2021-05-01T14:43:06+00:00

I think this is what reddit calls a "euphoric atheist" lmao

gingerandlime · 2021-05-01T15:29:55+00:00

The underlying message of all of this: “I expect other people to filter themselves out of my dating pool for me, I have no idea how to assess whether I am actually compatible with another person.”

Maingurl · 2021-05-01T16:02:39+00:00

He sounds so miserable!

little_sparrow152 · 2021-05-01T13:57:56+00:00

Uh. what? I'm sorry, but somehow, I'm really missing the point on why you concluded the things you did from this profile.

That wedding pictures part really seems quite sketchy (his social circle isn't married yet, he's most likely not interested in getting married either, and he does NOT say that explicitly, but leave you to figure it out, red flag), but I don't see what it is in that point that goes against having friends.

Collecting guns might be a nice hobby, but I also wouldn't want to have any in my house... does that make me inconsiderate? If someone has a pet spider, and I don't want that because I'm arachnophobic, am I inconsiderate to a wonderful hobby?

He thinks tattoos are "too expensive" (strange) but... that doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate art, right? I dislike diamonds, not because I see anything wrong with people wearing jewellery to look pretty, but because I think they're overpriced and oftenly unethical.

Same with the musce he's some yucky music elitist, or just because he's prefer a partner with similar taste. If I was searching for a partner, I'd probably also want someone with at least somewhat similar taste in music.

I do agree that the religion part does sound a bit "you religious, you stupid, me intellectual superior"-ish. I mean... "rationally incompatible"? Yuck.

I do agree that this guy is likely a scrote, simply because of the "here's what I do NOT look for, good luck figuring out from subtext what I do look for", but I think that jumping into conclusions over preferences is a bit unfitting, at least here, where it's really only about harmless preferences is someone's lifestyle, and not the usual "look like this, this, this, and this, and be this old, and be [clear red flag for how he will treat you terribly]".

UraniumGoddess · 2021-05-01T15:54:09+00:00

Who doesn’t have pictures at a wedding? Has this man never been invited to a wedding before?

SpicyScroteRoastery · 2021-05-01T16:38:25+00:00

I'm just staring at that hairline, amazed over his audacity.

Title	Scrote Translation #1 : INCOMPATIBLE MAN
Author	Twohagsover30
Upvotes	92
Comments	54
Date	May 1, 2021 12:57 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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