So helpful when they tell on themself

DunRuther · 2020-07-08T05:20:46+00:00

Guy fills out the “what you should know about me” section of a dating app with the above information, then gives it a once-over to make sure he’s satisfied with what he wrote.

Guy: “Yeah, that should do it. This will have all the ladies’ panties wet. I’ll be drowning in pussy in no time.”

hilariouslystated · 2020-07-08T06:43:12+00:00

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VioletRomantic · 2020-07-08T04:11:55+00:00

Bet he's got money to buy himself video games, beer, weed, or a porn subscription, though.

ModernDayOracle · 2020-07-08T04:47:33+00:00

Doesn’t cost a lot to plan a date

LadyGrimes · 2020-07-08T04:36:53+00:00

Fishing for sympathy? This man needs to fix himself. No money? Get a job!

VioletRomantic · 2020-07-08T09:18:45+00:00

I mean, they gotta keep expectations low from the beginning. Betcha $50.00 if his family/friends saw this and gave him crap for it he would say it’s his way of keeping “gold diggers” away. Because obviously every woman who isn’t willing to jump into bed with a broke, date hating guy who doesn’t own anything nice to wear is a total gold digger. 🙄

Pasdepromesses · 2020-07-08T09:20:49+00:00

He has no business dating. Also shows he had terrible priorities.

BlueSeaWilt · 2020-07-08T04:07:50+00:00

Big fat cya

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-07-08T14:07:40+00:00

"The one and only thing I bring to the table is the same thing that literally every other man on Earth has, i.e. my penis. Please line up in an orderly fashion, ladies. PS - No golddiggers"

LisaFrankOcean- · 2020-07-08T08:30:02+00:00

like why is he here?! log the fuck off, control + alt + delete yourself

whatevertoton · 2020-07-08T17:51:44+00:00

It’s a covert way to say “Hobosexual seeking Sugar Mama for fun free sexy times, shelter and food. Must not expect anything in return other than my dusty ass eating your food and playing xbox on your TV. HMU girl.”

YeetMyProblems · 2020-07-08T08:47:30+00:00

So what exactly the fuck does he have to offer???

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