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Help I’ve Become Absurdly Hot Since I Got Married and Now I Want to Dump The Only Woman Who Ever Wanted to Fuck Me So I Can Become The Porn Star Of My Dreams

Equipoisonous

September 10, 2021

347 upvotes

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Title	Help I’ve Become Absurdly Hot Since I Got Married and Now I Want to Dump The Only Woman Who Ever Wanted to Fuck Me So I Can Become The Porn Star Of My Dreams
Author	Equipoisonous
Upvotes	347
Comments	62
Date	September 10, 2021 9:18 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/pltwjn/help_ive_become_absurdly_hot_since_i_got_married/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/help-ive-become-absurdly-hot-since-i-got-married.1069395 https://theredarchive.com/post/1069395

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[–]littlestarling123FDS Newbie 393 points394 points395 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]littlestarling123FDS Newbie 100 points101 points102 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

[–]throwaway-fdsFDS Newbie 366 points367 points368 points 4 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link

Lmaooooo why do scrotes always include a "tragic backstory" as if it justifies their bullshit. "i was waised in a vewy stwict weligious household and felt sooo much shame for my body and smex, thats why i SETTLED for my stupid bitch wife and need to divorce her after OVER TWELVE YEARS to have lots of sex! uwu"

Amazing how he says HE SETTLED FOR HER, when it sounds like SHE settled for him. I can already tell that no one is actually hitting on him. He's just pornsick and probably misinterpreting regular conversations and light banter as "oh my god they wanna fuck meeee!!" and now he wants to act out his degenerate pornsick fantasies. The wife probably hasn't "made much progress" because she's depressed over being with his disgusting ass. When's the last time he made love to her or made her feel special, I wonder?

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[–]notochordFDS Newbie 319 points320 points321 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

Things men will interpret as “oh my god they wanna fuck meeee!!” (An Incomplete List)

• regular conversation

• light banter

• sharing an elevator ride

• making eye contact in public

• working together

• being assigned to do a project together for work or school and discussing the project

• a female barista making their drink correctly

• a female service/retail employee doing their job and answering questions or making sure his order came out right

• a female masseuse/acupuncturist/doctor/etc providing health care that requires touching the patient in a professional medical setting

• going to the same dog park at overlapping times and having dogs that enjoy playing together

• sharing equipment at a gym

• volunteering for the same organization

• being the only single woman in a coed situation where all other women are paired off

• responding to their posts on Reddit

• liking a picture he shares of his pet/hobby on social media

• seeing that she posted a selfie in her personal stories and deciding that means she wants him

• sitting in a coffee shop alone

• riding public transit alone

• going to a concert, museum, conference, architectural site alone

• reading a book on a park bench alone

• breathing oxygen

• being on the same continent

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But he could LiTeRaLlY bE hAvInG sEx WiTh PoRnStArZ!!!

But seriously tho, I never understood the obsession over having sex with porn stars as some kind of achievement to unlock. I mean they're literally being prostituted on camera, hopefully of their own free will and free of coercion. All you need to have in order to have sex with a "porn star" is money.

Also I love (by love I mean hate) how the first paragraph of the "answer" to this scrote's ode to narcissism was more narcissistic drivel about how the column writer enjoyed their time in porn and had lots of sexy moments and met fun people despite "having sex" for 8 hours in the desert sun. Fuck this travesty of what the word "sex" has become. Sex is consensual. Just because a penis made it's way into a woman in some coercive way doesn't make it sex.

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Can’t wait to see his life come crashing down into a fireball when he realizes that

People being nice to you doesn’t mean the same thing in real life as it does in porn - most people are just being nice and aren’t actually waiting for you to whip it out but lawd let me be a fly on the wall when someone slams his dick in a door for doing it.
Making porn is a totally different experience from watching it, and most men in the industry wind up getting real cozy with a dick that isn’t their own because no one gives a shit about the men, as dick is plentiful and there’s always someone who needs the money more than you.
His relationship isn’t coming back. And if his ex stays in touch with him, he’ll be gazing back over that fence at the newly-green side when he realizes that real relationships aren’t lived dick-deep, but in the daily ticking of the clock as the years go by.
And most importantly- he’s repulsive. Which is I guess fine for shitty porn. I mean Ron Jeremy was absolutely repugnant, but he never mattered as much as his dick.

It’s a sad fucking day when you’re looking at Ron Jeremy’s work history and realizing that you couldn’t keep up with that fat tool’s diseased limb.

Is that his actual picture? I’m assuming not, but I’m also picturing a guy who looks more like a third-tier frat boy, with a too-square jaw, a sparse mustache that couldn’t compete with an Italian widow, and hair gel that he got from the dollar store.

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The delusions of grandeur are strong with this one. He thinks he's going to be having sex with hot female porn stars but the truth is, he'll likely be performing with men for a male audience if he breaks into the porn industry. Not many women pay for porn, we don't need to - dick is free and plentiful. If he's so unhappy in his marriage, why did he not let her divorce him after the monogamy talk? He wants to breadcrumb her and keep her around probably because she's financially supporting him as she's independently wealthy.

My ex, a balding, fat, middle aged scrote, used to always try to convince me to become a cam couple and perform for a cam site together to make money. These men dream of being a famous stud fucker but the reality is, if I had decided to cam, I'd have made a lot more money without him because nobody wants to see what he's offering, trust me, it wasn't pretty!

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Wait so he’s not attracted to his wife, he wants an open relationship so he can do porn but it’s “unfair” if she sleeps with women while all this is going on?

What a dirtbag.

Men like this should just get a divorce. This man literally has no logical reason to stay married, his marriage is already over.

This is also why you don’t go out with or marry a man who hasn’t already looksmaxxed. Most men who looksmaxx during a relationship will leave. Same if they suddenly become successful and move up a social class.

It doesn’t matter how YOU look either or how much you do for him. You could be a supermodel but if he gets you when he’s not at his best, he’ll believe he can do better than you after he levels up.

I recall my NVX tell me he wouldn’t being going out with me if he became a billionaire. He just brought it up out of the blue one day, I don’t know why, just to neg me probably.

I told him to leave and he didn’t budge off the sofa.

Instead he snorted and said something like “do you really expect I’d stay with YOU? C’mon darling, that’s not realistic.”

He told me instead he’d always be surrounded by models, that they’d serve him and that he’d drive around in a convertible accompanied by them.

I told him he had to leave but he didn’t take me seriously and then made a weak attempt to try and placate me. He told me I could stay if I wanted and that I could sit in the front while the models sat in the back and that the they could also be my servants. 🤡

The rest is a blur. I can’t remember if I had to call the police or if he ultimately left of his own volition.

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I will never understand how you can be on a journey of improvement and just leave your partner in the dust. I’ve asked every bf I’ve had to work out with me. And sometimes we breakup because it’s clear we’re incompatible regarding activity.

But I can’t imagine MARRYING someone and just deciding “they’re not hot” instead of figuring out WHY they won’t get in shape. She’s trying fad diets, the desire is clearly there. I guarantee instead of pumping her up and loving on her, he’s apathetic at best. Or his work out time is “his” time and expects her to pick up the hobby with no direction. Guarantee he didn’t try to get her a personal trainer. Or help cook healthier meals. Or help out at home so she has time for the gym.

How did he find the time to get into fitness? Who watches the kids while he’s at the gym? Or does chores?

Men think they pull themselves up by their bootstraps when they’re really just getting a foot up by the women around them.

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