The caption 😂

08__80 · 2021-06-29T22:06:00+00:00

If they hate being short so much, they should normalize walking around in 5-inch stilettos. There is literally nothing stopping them except their own fragile masculinities.

BoxingChoirgal · 2021-06-30T02:11:05+00:00

Okay, after seeing this I have no need to further scroll today.

T h a n k Y o u.

Now I must share.

My most memorable short fellow who was also under-endowed (My private nickname for him was "Tom Thumb") was 5'5" at best.

He did some things Right in the beginning so I gave it a chance.

HOWEVER, just a few months in, he was suggesting that I try cross-training, making comments about what I ate, and eventually -- when I openly said that he seemed to have some issues about my body -- admitted that his ExWife had had an ass that was "smaller and more toned."

To Be Clear: I was 5'4" tall and weighed 114 lbs at the time.

But it turns out his Ex was 5'0" and weighed 87 pounds.

Not ONLY did he hint that I could/should be thinner,

but he was constantly pushing for anal sex. which I don't enjoy, so we never went there.

And Yes: I reminded him, You DON'T get to INSULT it , then expect to fuck it.

(AuDaCiTy, Much?)

After a few conversations in which I called him on his bizarre view of my body, he said that he "just loved that classic female silhouette, you know, where the shoulders narrow down to the hips like a V."

?!?!!

I of course reminded him that that was a classic MALE silhouette and he was either a pedophile or a closet case.

Ultimately, for these reasons and more (his superior financial status, so that when we weren't in agreement on where we would live he said to me about his preference vs mine: "Beggars can't be Choosers" ),

I ended it.

shljock · 2021-06-29T22:05:04+00:00

Spot on. You can add men complaining about dating costs, job market, missed promotion, salary, lack of time, kids, family, housework, etc etc. It's interchangable with men complaining about anything really

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-06-29T23:00:10+00:00

I’ve never met a man who complained about hEiGhTiSm who didn’t also say he was an ass/boob man and admit to watching specific race/appearance fetish porn. They can watch big butt porn, ebony, Asian, blonde, big boob, red head, hijab, and petit porn, but don’t you dare prefer a man taller than 5’4. Don’t you know that’s discrimination you dumb fEmALeS?!?!

frustratedmarxistfem · 2021-06-29T23:20:50+00:00

Men don't just have standards. Men invent standards that intentionally make no fucking sense. You want naturally huge tits but also don't like tits that hang? Make that make sense. You like naturally thick women but don't like cellulite? You like curves and hate stretch marks? You like little waists but don't like skinny women?

They hate on every woman for something.

CrepeCraze · 2021-06-30T04:40:28+00:00

I am 5’1”, and if I had a dollar for every time a guy has ”complimented“ my height I could pay for all of them to go to therapy

SkiesEclipse · 2021-06-30T09:20:45+00:00

“Be strong lil buddy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

IwantyoualltoBEDAVE · 2021-06-30T03:16:24+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 men wouldn’t last a single day

scrappymap · 2021-07-01T20:30:03+00:00

Omfg, if this ain’t pure truth💀

Title	The caption 😂
Author	Muffy217
Upvotes	1130
Comments	33
Date	June 29, 2021 9:58 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/oaiin5/the_caption/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/the-caption.787716 https://theredarchive.com/post/787716

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