The Real Choosing Beggars

plutunic · 2019-12-03T23:11:21+00:00

Oh wow. Let me guess. You're obsessed with porn. You are broke. You are in-between jobs right now. You have kids with women who would rather raise them alone than with you and you don't pay child support. You are looking for a girl who will cater to you and serve you while you literally contribute nothing. And, you like to send dick pics.

Points if you don't:

forget to wipe your ass after going to the bathroom.

forget to wash your clothes or clean up after yourself

need me to help pay your rent, or help you get on your feet

call girls s**ts, b**ches, and w**res when they recognize that you ain't worth shit and don't want your tiny peepee and man titties.

s_slayer · 2019-12-03T23:48:46+00:00

I've never had or even heard of a vodka soda splash of cran with a lime but that sounds delish! Thanks, random douche, for the solid drink suggestion

GCchick · 2019-12-03T22:28:50+00:00

I don't do online dating but I don't understand why people are so agressive in their dating profiles. It's such a turnoff.

DallasOMalley · 2019-12-03T23:30:13+00:00

I'm gonna hypothesize that 35 year old Paul (upper left) has hit the Wall and is bitter because every woman he meets is having a better life than him.

blackopium777 · 2019-12-03T22:31:11+00:00

Yeah definitely alot of women will cry themselves to sleep because those bad boys dont want them. /s

kaoutanu · 2019-12-03T22:40:26+00:00

Leading with the negging? That's a bold strategy for a 35 year old single who hasn't updated his wardrobe since his ex or mommy stopped buying it. Hope he kept the receipts for his Jordan Peterson book.

extraacct1234 · 2019-12-03T22:16:29+00:00

First guy has his own set of tiddies ಠ_ʖಠ

Ms_Tilly · 2019-12-03T23:07:52+00:00

I talk out loud while scrolling through these idiots. I just can't believe the shit they post on their profiles or the pictures they choose.

2019-12-03T23:20:07+00:00

so many have “swiped right on everyone so dont think ur special🤪” ok??

randomgirlimok · 2019-12-04T02:23:56+00:00

Let me guess, you have a reddit account, and most likely a secondary one for porn (gonewild). You don’t make enough to ever support a family, but you want a woman to have your kids, work full time, and do all the cleaning/cooking so you can still live your video game and porn lifestyle.

I really want to see the guys faces. I mean, it’s public on tinder so...

Oh and the 35 yr old needs to date in his age range because no one is binge watching friends except Gen Z. We already saw it in the 90s, no need to watch it again.

GCchick · 2019-12-03T22:30:34+00:00

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PandaLLC · 2019-12-03T23:29:00+00:00

Now I feel like I should add some pictures of feeding my dog sushi.

dicklecia · 2019-12-03T23:32:12+00:00

What white bread area are y’all finding these cornball men. The ENTITLEMENT. These guys would be able to earn a second glance at me.

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2019-12-04T00:20:33+00:00

I read this as total and utter frustration. These guys get no play online... like none.

2019-12-04T05:25:12+00:00

" I hate you if you like dogs, travelling, vodka and cranberry juice and living your best life."

You dont hate these activities, you hate women. You hate women who enjoy life. Women who enjoy anything. They should be spending their time desperately trying to seduce you and beg you to be their husband and cater to your every need. any activity outside of that makes you insecure and feel emasculated because you can't think of any value for yourself other then having a womans world revolve around you. Women who are happy will see through your bs and it scares you that you actually need to have your own interests or personality to get one of them to date you.

17430 · 2019-12-04T02:10:45+00:00

These are the guys who later complain on the internet about how little matches they get

azngirl7689 · 2019-12-04T04:20:15+00:00

What’s wrong with vodka sodas lol? Tasty and relatively low cal

dackaroo · 2019-12-04T04:41:23+00:00

How dare the women on tinder like things that are enjoyable to most people! Lol the vodka soda one is fucking cringe! Judging someone by the drink they order is as basic as it gets.

jalapenopancakes · 2019-12-03T22:47:16+00:00

Points if you don’t like sushi and don’t work out? What??

Harriett- · 2019-12-03T22:54:46+00:00

Lol, I can’t even get angry, they are just so naive. Reality will hit them hard. 😁

2019-12-04T05:14:52+00:00

Wow hating women who love dogs. What charmers.

Scotsburd · 2019-12-04T11:19:09+00:00

You hate women who are better than you. Which is every single woman alive. Good luck getting out of mummys spare room loser.

themissdaydreamer · 2019-12-05T14:01:30+00:00

what's the problem with loving dogs? are they jealous that dogs are more emotionally inteligent than them?

Title	The Real Choosing Beggars
Author	psychsense
Upvotes	152
Comments	46
Date	December 3, 2019 10:12 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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