http://redditlog.com/snapshots/525205

Guy and girl are together for 11 years and buy a home together. She makes up a reason to be upset with him and needs space.

"I'd like to try a relationship again, but I know if you piss me off I'll probably never even talk to you again."

He ends up signing the house over to her without even putting up a fight to please her. Now all alone in a shitty apartment, he wonders if he'll ever get another chance with her. Unfortunately he already gave her everything he had.

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad.