"You go and make over 130k USD annually, while I stay at home and sell Herbalife. Strong shoulders needed."

Wonder_prez · 2021-05-19T14:04:38+00:00

No one making that kind of money has the age filter over 30. No one.

CondensedBemusement · 2021-05-19T13:58:10+00:00

Well - it's always good when the whores state their asking price up front.

Mind you ... I think she's overpricing herself a fair bit, because she's not worth that kind of $.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-05-19T13:56:59+00:00

Now I am usually really bad at spotting filters and stuff like that. But my oh my look at the area around her eyes. The photoshop / filters are glaringly obvious

Has this lady forgotten that she is almost 40?

What is worse is that she is tall so she will be expecting someone over 6ft. Over 6ft and earning big money (I know they disproportionately correlate) puts her wanting top 10% or perhaps less than that. She is not a top 10% lady

As a complete aside - how many people earning 10k a month are swiping on tinder for anything other than a hookup. Notice I am not suggesting people earning that aren't using online dating at all. But how many are really looking for a relationship on tinder? It is interesting how hard it is for women to understand this

I guess some might hope that they have a "magic pussy" and can turn a potential hookup into something more...

yellomachine · 2021-05-19T14:17:43+00:00

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fuzzy_brb · 2021-05-19T14:41:58+00:00

Do you notice how they ALWAYS forget to include what they offer? Or what they bring to the table that entitles them to be worthy of the ridiculous demands they make?

Joaquino7997 · 2021-05-19T16:11:19+00:00

At almost 40 years of age, she's too old to be making these kinds of demands of men.

Somehow these overzealous health freaks seem to think they're 'upper class' and have 'higher value' than others because they "look good for their age." However, no man wants to deal with a woman with entitlement issues - no matter how much vitamin water she drinks.

RealMcGonzo · 2021-05-19T16:46:55+00:00

The US version would have another 100 pounds, a few tats and an anklebiter.

adriannmng · 2021-05-19T17:09:23+00:00

I am from Switzerland, and I vouch women (35+) here are completely delusional with the demands on tinder. They don’t accept men more than a couple years older, and minimum 100k a year income. Plus at least a bmw level car. Since I have those I got to date quite a few. Incessant complaints how they can’t find a good man. Yeah, go figure.

Edit: forgot that being a hot man (Chad) is also mandatory....

king_of_the_potato_p · 2021-05-19T20:44:27+00:00

Sorry but if I'm pulling 130k+ a 38 year old busted chick that kinda looks like a dude is not what I will be in the market for.

mustangfrank · 2021-05-19T17:36:17+00:00

My German is not very good, but I know Kunt, when I see one.

KidPowered17 · 2021-05-19T15:03:54+00:00

Sheesh. How does she look without all of the filters?

Traksimuss · 2021-05-19T15:17:54+00:00

I think she is in her early 40ies, or really worn out. That neck... brr.

Strange that she does not mention children, probably will spring it on unsuspecting man later.

And yea, such a man would go for top 10% of women, not bottom 10%.

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TheGeeksama · 2021-05-19T20:32:03+00:00

if you make this money do not invest in her , she probably in lot of debt cause 95% people in mlm loose money , she need bailout too

Sake99 · 2021-05-19T16:39:26+00:00

MLM seller are delusional, even advertising 'herbal life' on your tinder, shows how crazy they can get.

fuck_reddit_admins4 · 2021-05-19T21:22:31+00:00

Rather rent by the hour, for a fitter and better model. Much cheaper, and I don't have a dumb bitch clinging onto my shoulder, digging into my bank account.

Fuck off Grandma.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-05-19T22:41:20+00:00

I meet her requirements and I'd fuck her. I don't know why my income is relevant since I would just be fucking her as a side piece while spending my money on myself and kids. She's about 17 years too late for a serious relationship with me and back then I was broke and getting rejected by women like this.

BrtVrgen · 2021-05-19T22:55:32+00:00

How often do these girls get their fairytale ending?

SCCock · 2021-05-19T15:18:04+00:00

So what I get reading between the lines is that she is an anti-vaxxer and into alternative medicine/essential oils.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-05-19T17:54:17+00:00

You forgot to translate her shitty grammar

AurelianWay · 2021-05-19T19:13:18+00:00

Why is she shilling for HerbaLife? Is that shit supposed to be a status symbol. Brand whore indeed.

Gaiinahat · 2021-05-19T22:45:12+00:00

She doesn't look like she knows how to make sammiches. Skeletor-looking bitch.

DrDog09 · 2021-05-20T03:30:19+00:00

Jeez a gold digger with a herballife MLM scam. Probably will make just enough on the side to throw the entire household into the next tax bracket.

I'll pass but I will let one of our intrepid warriors take a swing.....

Mister_McDerp · 2021-05-20T07:01:31+00:00

What the fuck makes her think anyone who makes that kinda money would give a remote shit about her? Her only chance is if her social circle is all in that financial range and she can charm a guy. But online? No one would go for her, not even for pump and dump.

The delusion on display is baffling. I don't think even if I continue to read here for the next 10 years I'll ever really get used to this stuff.

Shiny_Snorlax_1961 · 2021-05-19T15:28:07+00:00

Looks like she is using the new Vitiligo filter, I don't care for it.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2021-05-19T16:46:12+00:00

$11 an hour is what she wants you to make? She comes cheap.

Neurismus · 2021-05-19T17:20:15+00:00

So many 🚩 in her profile, Herbalife even more than money. Definitely not serious relationship material. I am close to 10k per month and would never swipe her right, except possibly to bang her few times. She is tall, I like that.

One-Move · 2021-05-19T19:14:15+00:00

Yeah, the middle section is terrible grammar and look her weird looking cheekbone, she filtered baggy eyes away.

AFthrowaway3000 · 2021-05-19T19:46:59+00:00

Imagine having that as a standard at THIRTY EIGHT. IMAGINE how self-centered you have to be.

Dipdrizzle · 2021-05-19T20:51:48+00:00

Is she selling Herbal Life on Tinder? lol

OscarMatzerath · 2021-05-19T22:10:59+00:00

There gotta be a rich man out there looking for a used up old ho

Sumpm · 2021-05-19T22:32:45+00:00

17.6 BMI is very underweight

NickTesla2018 · 2021-05-19T22:41:19+00:00

That might be a German Transformer. Ein Decepticon.

A_Walt_Whitman · 2021-05-20T00:47:11+00:00

The delusion is strong with this one ROFL

Devilsgun · 2021-05-20T02:30:30+00:00

MLM AND hedge trimmered bangs AND she wants MegaAlphaChad AND offers standard layabout 'commodity' pussy and nothing more? Boring. NEXT

And I say that as a walking human disaster myself, who in a proper world would be her only real bet

SelectAirline · 2021-05-20T02:59:51+00:00

Tbh, I think she created the entire profile to sell Herbalife. Product front and center, screening for disposable income, and dropping subtle hints to potential customers (i.e women like a "strong" man so try my protein powder with your next workout).

The only thing missing is the one part I'll bet she thought she was fulfilling, the attractive model to present the product.

kapriece · 2021-05-20T03:53:59+00:00

The only 38 I want is a 38 special detective edition cap gun.

Krampus1313 · 2021-05-20T13:42:47+00:00

just stay in switzerland... as a german I hate going there those pompus assholes.

YouStupidClods · 2021-05-21T18:29:10+00:00

Yaaas 40 year old queen get it! Hahaha. A man making more than 11k a month is going to match with you.

frvalne · 2021-05-21T23:39:55+00:00

I’m a 39 year old wife and mother of 4 kids. My husband is 34, makes $160k, is 6’5”, has a head full of hair and abs. We’ve been married 10 years. I got him and keep him by being the total opposite of every woman highlighted on this sub.

rayedward363 · 2021-05-22T13:42:08+00:00

If a guy is making that much, why would he lower his standards by that much to be with you? Oops, logic, my bad.

Harry_Teak · 2021-05-25T00:05:38+00:00

She needs to bring this exciting offer to the US. At 38 she's 1000% more fuckable than 80-90% of the mom-bod to morbidly obese creatures of college age.

codeiqhq · 2021-05-22T10:15:54+00:00

Wow I can’t believe there are women that actually make dating profiles literally asking for a man to be making a certain amount salary? How tacky is that.. Also the people over at r/antimlm would love seeing this kinda post 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Title	"You go and make over 130k USD annually, while I stay at home and sell Herbalife. Strong shoulders needed."
Author	tango-01
Upvotes	565
Comments	166
Date	May 19, 2021 1:45 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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